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CharlestheHammer posted:Didn’t even take them out of the box. I bet you buy presents for people and then open them up before giving them smdh
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Neil Armbong posted:Yeah, but those are men who never watched What Not to Wear and don't know that draping just makes you look worse. Look man sophomore year college me discovered that the logical conclusion to eating a burger, burrito or some pizza every day your freshman year is wearing a jacket every day until you shed that freshman 40 https://twitter.com/Gillette/status/1084850521196900352?s=19 All the dumbest people are mad at this in a wholly predictable way. It's silly for a corporation to be spouting this message but it's good that it's in the zeitgeist.
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retro wave is for people who look like ernest cline. you will never catch me "riding around" to it.
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hifi posted:retro wave is for people who look like ernest cline. you will never catch me "riding around" to it. Bitch I’ve got such a Don Johnson vibe going on right now, ain’t nothing bringing me down
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lmaooooooo https://twitter.com/BienSur_JeTaime/status/1084967153370046464
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im just, im sorry, gently caress
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FizFashizzle posted:im just, im sorry, gently caress Lincoln is loving disgusted
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FizFashizzle posted:im just, im sorry, gently caress This will be his presidential portrait
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FizFashizzle posted:im just, im sorry, gently caress New Twilight Zone about to be loving lit E:  E2: Acelerion posted:Art of the Meal C-Euro fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Jan 15, 2019 |
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I can't remember which comedian it was but they said he lives his life like a poor person dreams a rich guy would live like. McDonald's all the time, banging porn stars, gold everything. Pretty on the money.
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FizFashizzle posted:im just, im sorry, gently caress If there's any justice in the world, this will be the picture in history textbooks for this presidency.
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When you're definitely not racist https://twitter.com/MCfromTennessee/status/1083070734040223745 Part of a thread originating from this https://twitter.com/JaredStillman/status/1082445700955324417
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FizFashizzle posted:im just, im sorry, gently caress I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.
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Intruder posted:When you're definitely not racist This is how I dressed when I was broke so it checks out.
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BlindSite posted:I can't remember which comedian it was but they said he lives his life like a poor person dreams a rich guy would live like. Can't wait to visit the Donald Trump Presidential Strip Club and Check Cashing Emporium
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Thaddius the Large posted:I don’t think I’d ever heard of Carpenter Brut before y’all mentioned him today, and can I just say how absolutely hard I’m feeling Hairspray Hurricane right now? Like for real, perfect for driving home There's an edit of Escape from Midwich Valley (which is an amazing video) that is awesome, and I love the middle of Hang'em All if you have thumpin bass in whatever you're listening on, and the opening to Night Stalker.
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FizFashizzle posted:im just, im sorry, gently caress Just build the wall out of all those empty burger boxes.
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Petite Dinklage posted:Can't wait to visit the Donald Trump Presidential Strip Club and Check Cashing Emporium Jesus, Donald Trump is really just Biff Tannen in the real world, isn't he?
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Silly Burrito posted:Jesus, Donald Trump is really just Biff Tannen in the real world, isn't he? Biff came by his money more honestly than Trump
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Lol "danger zone" I've woken up still drunk and eaten a burger I bought on my way home for breakfast and been fine.
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Intruder posted:Biff came by his money more honestly than Trump And his casino didn’t go under
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BlindSite posted:Lol "danger zone" I've woken up still drunk and eaten a burger I bought on my way home for breakfast and been fine. I once bit into an undercooked piece of fried chicken and got a big mouthful of raw meat but didn't get salmonella, therefor raw chicken is fine to eat
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Intruder posted:When you're definitely not racist zuck wears $400 hand wash brunello cucinelli t shirts
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BlindSite posted:Lol "danger zone" I've woken up still drunk and eaten a burger I bought on my way home for breakfast and been fine. Your anecdotal evidence defeats years and years of scientific research
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hifi posted:zuck wears $400 hand wash brunello cucinelli t shirts well also the black dude is the negative example and dressed as a pimp *turns on Getting Coffee in Cars and sees Seinfeld's collection of extremely expensive cars*
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hifi posted:zuck wears $400 hand wash brunello cucinelli t shirts Yes but his white skin helps
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Silly Burrito posted:Jesus, Donald Trump is really just Biff Tannen in the real world, isn't he? Biff Tannen sexually assaulted fewer women
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FizFashizzle posted:im just, im sorry, gently caress Is this how Republican felt after the Tan Suit incident? Like this means nothing in grand scheme of things, but it's just so loving eblematic of this dude
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