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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Dec 28, 2012




Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Screaming Idiot posted:

how the gently caress am i gonna catch a gastly now huh

huh

Ghost pokemon do not have a higher spawn rate in cemetarys. hosed up, I know.

They have a slightly higher spawn rate around midnight though.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Also if you murder a guy

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Phlegmish posted:

I have not but I have read part of a Dragonriders of Pern novel, which is way more sexually hosed up than a male science fiction/fantasy writer who will usually just go '[female character] had nice titties and was totally into the cool and strong protagonist'.

Of course, the men have Larry Niven, someone who felt his epic Ringworld series needed tons and tons of interspecies sex to set it apart

years back i tried to read one of the dragon books but it was so lovely so i stopped

later i found this quote from her:

"It's a proven fact that a single anal sex experience causes one to be homosexual. The hormones released by a sexual situation involving the anus being broached, are the same hormones found in large quantities in effeminate homosexual males. For example, when I was much younger I knew a young man who was for all intents and purposes, heterosexual. He was mugged, and involved in a rape situation involving a tent peg. This one event was enough to have him start on a road that eventually led to him becoming effeminate and gay."

all fantasy/scifi authors are creeps

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Hogge Wild posted:

years back i tried to read one of the dragon books but it was so lovely so i stopped

later i found this quote from her:

"It's a proven fact that a single anal sex experience causes one to be homosexual. The hormones released by a sexual situation involving the anus being broached, are the same hormones found in large quantities in effeminate homosexual males. For example, when I was much younger I knew a young man who was for all intents and purposes, heterosexual. He was mugged, and involved in a rape situation involving a tent peg. This one event was enough to have him start on a road that eventually led to him becoming effeminate and gay."

all fantasy/scifi authors are creeps

He's thinking of vampires I think

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
ganjalf the green :420:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Phlegmish posted:

I have not but I have read part of a Dragonriders of Pern novel, which is way more sexually hosed up than a male science fiction/fantasy writer who will usually just go '[female character] had nice titties and was totally into the cool and strong protagonist'.

Of course, the men have Larry Niven, someone who felt his epic Ringworld series needed tons and tons of interspecies sex to set it apart

I've read every dragonriders novel published before about 1996 and I don't recall any overly weird sexual stuff. Is that a later phenomena (like any Anita Blake novel after about #5) or am I just not recalling it 20 years later?

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Truga posted:

ganjalf the green :420:

:discourse:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Gay Horney posted:

He's thinking of vampires I think

She. And that's not even scratching the surface of the hilariffying subcultures of girls writing about gay dudes on the internet. (see the Omegaverse et al. Also one of the admins here got kicked off after it was revealed they wrote reams of werewolf rape porn iirc)

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

Azhais posted:

I've read every dragonriders novel published before about 1996 and I don't recall any overly weird sexual stuff. Is that a later phenomena (like any Anita Blake novel after about #5) or am I just not recalling it 20 years later?

Yeah I read through that stuff when I was younger and I feel like I would remember any weird sex stuff I read as a horny teen. I don’t even remember there being a lot of sex in it.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Azhais posted:

I've read every dragonriders novel published before about 1996 and I don't recall any overly weird sexual stuff. Is that a later phenomena (like any Anita Blake novel after about #5) or am I just not recalling it 20 years later?

Did you read the short story collections because they contain some of her attempts to break into the space erotica market.

Apart from some big age gaps and the whole sharing your mind with your horny dragon stuff the Pern books are pretty tame by standards of the genre.

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Aug 2, 2009

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Truga posted:

ganjalf the green

Mods namechange plz

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Azhais posted:

I've read every dragonriders novel published before about 1996 and I don't recall any overly weird sexual stuff. Is that a later phenomena (like any Anita Blake novel after about #5) or am I just not recalling it 20 years later?
Basically one of the dragon colours only has male riders and fucks it's own colour so the riders get all horny because they're psychically linked to their dragons and they end up loving each other and even if they were straight they turn gay. Something like that. Also the dragon sex = rider horny thing gets a bit rapey, yes.

This is why fire lizards are better than dragons.

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Fellis posted:

Yeah I read through that stuff when I was younger and I feel like I would remember any weird sex stuff I read as a horny teen. I don’t even remember there being a lot of sex in it.

The whole dragon sex ritual forcing its human riders to gently caress thing gets a little odd. The White Dragon also has this scene as described by the wiki:

“Jaxom becomes affected by the emotions of the green Dragon, and the Weyrlingmaster lets him leave, but Ruth takes him to Corana and the two — unexpectedly, in Corana's case — make love again. The next day, Jaxom is remorseful at his act, and isn't sure if he wants to continue being Corana's lover, although Ruth abruptly reveals that he knows Corana enjoyed their love-making; he could sense her thoughts while they were together.”

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

space uncle posted:

The whole dragon sex ritual forcing its human riders to gently caress thing gets a little odd. The White Dragon also has this scene as described by the wiki:

“Jaxom becomes affected by the emotions of the green Dragon, and the Weyrlingmaster lets him leave, but Ruth takes him to Corana and the two — unexpectedly, in Corana's case — make love again. The next day, Jaxom is remorseful at his act, and isn't sure if he wants to continue being Corana's lover, although Ruth abruptly reveals that he knows Corana enjoyed their love-making; he could sense her thoughts while they were together.”

Huh I forgot that was a thing, but that’s fair critcism. I don’t think I got the rapey implication of the dragons psychic link when I was a kid. It’s a pretty small portion of the books though.

This reminded me of Harry Turtledove’s alt-history (aliens invade) WW2 books, those had some weird explicit sex scenes, on top of being very bad.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Crafty_Consumer/status/1084967008532381697

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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America did nothing wrong

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Riddle me this, meme thread.



OC, do not steal

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
"Historically incorrect WWII game" :jerkbag:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Fellis posted:

Huh I forgot that was a thing, but that’s fair critcism. I don’t think I got the rapey implication of the dragons psychic link when I was a kid. It’s a pretty small portion of the books though.

This reminded me of Harry Turtledove’s alt-history (aliens invade) WW2 books, those had some weird explicit sex scenes, on top of being very bad.

for the scifi/fantasy authors the rapes are the main reason to write those books

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Hogge Wild posted:

for the scifi/fantasy authors the rapes are the main reason to write those books

Given that McCaffrey wrote steamy romance novels before breaking into scifi it never surprised me.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Fellis posted:

Yeah I read through that stuff when I was younger and I feel like I would remember any weird sex stuff I read as a horny teen. I don’t even remember there being a lot of sex in it.

It's like if you read Piers Anthony as a child you probably won't pick up on the pedophelia and stuff, but read it as an adult and watch as your fond memories die terrible deaths.

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there

Oh my god, they're smearing the audience. Not at all something they brought upon themselves...

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Biplane posted:

It's like if you read Piers Anthony as a child you probably won't pick up on the pedophelia and stuff, but read it as an adult and watch as your fond memories die terrible deaths.

I knew a book titled "The Color of her Panties" about teenaged girls was odd, but I mostly appreciated that it was girls my age when it came out

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

RFC2324 posted:

I knew a book titled "The Color of her Panties" about teenaged girls was odd, but I mostly appreciated that it was girls my age when it came out

I thought you were making a joke, like maybe it was actually called The Colour of Her Blood or whatever, but it's somehow a real book. What the hell?

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Paladinus posted:

I thought you were making a joke, like maybe it was actually called The Colour of Her Blood or whatever, but it's somehow a real book. What the hell?
Piers Anthony is really dedicated to his craft, which is grooming.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Paladinus posted:

I thought you were making a joke, like maybe it was actually called The Colour of Her Blood or whatever, but it's somehow a real book. What the hell?

Lol if you think anime is bad, you should read some xanth summaries. It's really really really bad

90s Cringe Rock posted:

Piers Anthony is really dedicated to his craft, which is grooming.
Perfectly put

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Lol if you think anime is bad, you should read some xanth summaries. It's really really really bad

I do think that anime is bad, and therefore I'm not going to read something equally bad.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Samuringa posted:

"Historically incorrect WWII game" :jerkbag:

Imagine being dumb enough to think that this is the problem with BF5.

Hrm, yes Battlefield 5, definitely a game that was "Written".

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Sardonik posted:

Imagine being dumb enough to think that this is the problem with BF5.

Hrm, yes Battlefield 5, definitely a game that was "Written".

The whole image is garbage but that sticks out because it is yet another gamer outrage over women and black people existing

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Correct me if I'm wrong, but couldn't you play as a woman in, like, the second Medal of Honour game way back in 1320 or whenever it was released?

Anyway,

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Samuringa posted:

"Historically incorrect WWII game" :jerkbag:

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


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Dec 28, 2009

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

reams of werewolf rape porn

You really did have to go and invent a new collective noun for that did you?



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