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What is your resolution for the new year?
This poll is closed.
To play more games 54 12.68%
To play more games 52 12.21%
To play less games...sorry, I meant more games 70 16.43%
To play games more 79 18.54%
Something else (in addition to playing more games) 66 15.49%
To make more/less Bowsette references 105 24.65%
Total: 219 votes
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Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Help Im Alive posted:

Is anyone gonna buy the new No More Heroes thing in a couple days so I know if its bad or not

nope

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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
No More Heroes has a neat style to it but I feel like the second game lost a bit of what was interesting with the first one's characters and also suffers from looking like it'd be more interesting to play as people that aren't Travis or his friends, like I think a NMH vs fighter would be pretty dope.

I didn't know that new NMH thing (it's a co-op spinoff thing yeah?) was coming out so soon though.

Also also, wind waker's final boss is so good and I just wish we could have more of wind waker's Ganondorf because god drat I love him in that game.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



i would but i don’t have a switch so i won’t

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Help Im Alive posted:

Is anyone gonna buy the new No More Heroes thing in a couple days so I know if its bad or not

Its a budget spinoff of a budget franchise that has none of the parts people liked about the previous games so, no no one is

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Barudak posted:

You missed out on basically the only reason to play windwaker which is its final boss dialog, but Its ok to not play Majora's Mask because it sucks so win some lose some.

We need to introduce the death penalty for bad forum posts.

Until then I sentence you to life in prison.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Wizard of Legend moseyed up and conked me on the noggin with how good it is

I really thought I was going to bounce off of it, but once you get spacing and battle pacing down it's super satisfying

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler

Help Im Alive posted:

Is anyone gonna buy the new No More Heroes thing in a couple days so I know if its bad or not

I am but I have very bad taste.

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

Regy Rusty posted:

We need to introduce the death penalty for bad forum posts.

Until then I sentence you to life in prison.

While I don't agree with Barudak here I have some personal concerns about this policy

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

FirstAidKite posted:

A platinum hentai game?

:thunk:

Don't act like you don't like the ball buster.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Saint Freak posted:

Don't act like you don't like the ball buster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8LPgv4NK0?

Handsome Wife
Feb 17, 2001

Barudak posted:

Its a budget spinoff of a budget franchise that has none of the parts people liked about the previous games so, no no one is

There are going to be a bunch of people who buy it because Suda51 said there'd be a NMH 3 if the spinoff sold well, which is a gross scam but what can you do.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I'd probably get it in a less packed month but it'll have wait until, uh, July now probably

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Handsome Wife posted:

There are going to be a bunch of people who buy it because Suda51 said there'd be a NMH 3 if the spinoff sold well, which is a gross scam but what can you do.

It's a real thing tho

The reason why darkstalkers 4 doesn't exist is darkstalkers resurrection didn't outsell third strike online

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

FirstAidKite posted:

No More Heroes has a neat style to it but I feel like the second game lost a bit of what was interesting with the first one's characters and also suffers from looking like it'd be more interesting to play as people that aren't Travis or his friends, like I think a NMH vs fighter would be pretty dope.
The No More Heroes games have become what the original game was brutally satirizing, to the point that the first game pretty much feels like a fluke in how great its satire was.

Accordion Man fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Jan 15, 2019

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
What's the term going to be for all these janky upcoming chinese fps games? Asiajank?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQx6zZZ6RSY

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Accordion Man posted:

The No More Heroes games have become what the original game was brutally satirizing, to the point that the first game pretty much feels like a fluke in how great its satire was.

You either die a parody...

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Accordion Man posted:

The No More Heroes games have become what the original game was brutally satirizing, to the point that the first game pretty much feels like a fluke in how great its satire was.

i'll agree that 2's character development of travis from a jizzy loser into a jizzy hero was kind of weak but considering the series consists of precisely two games at this point and this spinoff that isn't even out yet i don't know how you can make this claim

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The United States posted:

What's the term going to be for all these janky upcoming chinese fps games? Asiajank?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQx6zZZ6RSY

Chabudao

But seriously, isnt this the one made entirely by one person or am i confusing my janky china fps games?

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

Cowcaster posted:

i'll agree that 2's character development of travis from a jizzy loser into a jizzy hero was kind of weak but considering the series consists of precisely two games at this point and this spinoff that isn't even out yet i don't know how you can make this claim
Shinobu's new design makes her 2 design look absolutely dignified; it ain't a good sign.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



sounds like something that might make someone feel like a pervy old teacher in a porno

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Regy Rusty posted:

We need to introduce the death penalty for bad forum posts.

Until then I sentence you to life in prison.

I am afraid I am against such policy.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
It's best just to ignore Barudak's game opinions. It will only make you upset.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

VideoGames posted:

I am afraid I am against such policy.

And so such vile crimes will continue...

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



I haven't seen "jizzy" as an adjective before

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Even if such capital punishment were permissable the appeals process would probably carry on much longer than most posters are already destroying their lives through alcoholism + food + sedentary lifestyle.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I haven't seen "jizzy" as an adjective before

I love the music in the Star Wars cantina, it’s so jizzy

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

haveblue posted:

I love the music in the Star Wars cantina, it’s so jizzy
JIZZ WAILER

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

The United States posted:

What's the term going to be for all these janky upcoming chinese fps games? Asiajank?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQx6zZZ6RSY

honestly that looks great and if it wasn't episodic i'd be super into it

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Barudak posted:

Chabudao

But seriously, isnt this the one made entirely by one person or am i confusing my janky china fps games?
I think so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNDMlNi5AE0&t=316s

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



i can almost guarantee that those beam shooting twin swords are an asset steal from shadow warrior 2

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Infinitum posted:

Also secret shame never played Majora's Mask, and never finished Wind Waker

I've loved Wind Waker for years but never finished it until a couple years ago, just before Breath of the Wild came out.

Actually, until a couple years ago, I'd never actually finished a Zelda game--that was my secret gamer shame for years. I'd always really liked them, just never finished them. I just always lost interest or otherwise wandered off by the end. But just before Breath of the Wild came out I went on a Zelda binge and played through Link Between Worlds, Wind Waker, and Twilight Princess all in a row, so now I've finished four Zelda games (those and BotW).

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Barudak posted:

What if the game glitches and only gets you 99%, gran turismo 2???

then you need to perfect Donkey Kong Country to balance it out

precision posted:

All my platinum trophies are from walking sims lol

most of mine are ports of games I already know I like

i have one platinum for technically a og game boy game, lol

Help Im Alive posted:

Is anyone gonna buy the new No More Heroes thing in a couple days so I know if its bad or not

depends on if my local store gets it, if I can pay for it and Left Alive with credit I plan to get both. otherwise probably not

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Everyone post your secret gaming shame.

I always main Vega in Street Fighter :negative:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I didn't have a mobile device capable of buying Chu-Chu Rocket for cellphones and now I that I do they pulled it from the store and I can't buy it. There was time now, its not fair.

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


Infinitum posted:

country roads
let's-a-go
it's-a-me
mario!

The mushroom kingdom
Stomping goombas
Hammer bros
And birdo

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



can't have any secret gaming shames if all your shame is public knowledge

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Rarity posted:

Everyone post your secret gaming shame.

I always main Vega in Street Fighter :negative:

I cheated in FF9

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Rarity posted:

Everyone post your secret gaming shame.

I always main Vega in Street Fighter :negative:

I have too many to list :(

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Over There posted:

I cheated in FF9

It's only shameful if you cheated to try and get the cardgame title you can't get due to a bug.

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Rarity posted:

Everyone post your secret gaming shame.

I always main Vega in Street Fighter :negative:

I don't like Mario platformers

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