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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


mdemone posted:

Seriously, "I am a former Marine" is not a phrase I've ever heard before. I think you'd get your rear end kicked around here for saying something like that.

take over your chudville by force and make people listen to that phrase 24/7

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



is there a chud equivalent razor company yet? thinking about a grift

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



https://twitter.com/beedogvolcano/status/1085039558658383872?s=20

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bearjew posted:

is there a chud equivalent razor company yet? thinking about a grift

Dollar shave club seems kinda chuddy

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Bearjew posted:

is there a chud equivalent razor company yet? thinking about a grift

:thermidor:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1085168869864558592

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1085176296236335104

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

petit choux posted:

He's got feelers out here and places like this, and he's applying the standard projection tactic. People have started to observe, legitimately, that the Republican party has been hijacked by international crime moguls and so naturally deflects it onto the controlled opposition party.

lmao nah he's going to get a second term

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

There should be a guillotine app, Call it "Beheadr"

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016



TRUMP

gregday
May 23, 2003

TRUMP: hamberders (I paid)

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


How likely is it that he thought congress wouldn't get paid during the shitdown?

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


What happened between the thread title and the hamberder tweet that resulted in the purchase of 700 more hamberders??

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
get hosed burger king

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


A person who has been shielded from consequences by money and family connections has no conception of reality who'd have thunk

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

This is of course not true but rules nonetheless

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

The green doesnt care about humans

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

its.... beautiful :911:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Hatebag posted:

How likely is it that he thought congress wouldn't get paid during the shitdown?

haha 100%

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I just made the best breakfast sandwich ever made

Plastic Megaphone
Aug 11, 2007
No more credit from the liquor store.

Kids are going to have to memorize this poo poo for a seventh-grade AP history exam someday.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

i cant believe hiring your incompetent son in law backfired

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

TRUMP: DOMINO'S TABLE LOCATED AT WHOPPER END OF LONG TABLE

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




Failson in law

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



(I paid)

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

euphronius posted:

I just made the best breakfast sandwich ever made

im really happy you guys serve egg mcmuffins all day now

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


I need a fact check of whether any food was left over

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I could go for a big bowl full of McNuggets about now

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
I owe someone a dinner and now I know I can get away with buying them a couple sandwiches from different fast food restaurants (sandwiches from the same place don't count), because this is a White House-quality dinner.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Hatebag posted:

How likely is it that he thought congress wouldn't get paid during the shitdown?

He's the ultimate big fat slob. He never thinks things through, because consequences are for other people.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

hundreds of years from now there will be a minor scandal among the NeoAmerican nobility when Ivanka IV's coronation banquet has the Filet O'Fish placed before the McNuggets, in breach of protocol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The newthanksgiving

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

That Donald, he's just a regular guy like us, wearing horse blanket suits and can't spell hamburger

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
that is shamefully few whoppers

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Fallen Hamprince posted:

hundreds of years from now there will be a minor scandal among the NeoAmerican nobility when Ivanka IV's coronation banquet has the Filet O'Fish placed before the McNuggets, in breach of protocol

They're "Fish Delights"

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Iron Crowned posted:

Just :lol: if your brain hasn't already been broken

The human mind attempts to heal.itself after trauma, and people tend to forget things, so Trump has to continually up the stakes and it keeps on peeling off the fresh brain scabs

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Guess you could say that revenge is a dish best served cold :grin:

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HTR0BiFehA

Plastic Megaphone
Aug 11, 2007
No more credit from the liquor store.
Feed that whopper-end dominos diagram into the Q-chromatograph immediately, and set your Trump rings to J33 for today’s winning lottery numbers

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
he says he doesn't have a favorite, but it's mcdonalds. his favorite is mcdonalds.

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