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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Hannibal Lecter: Best comedy movie ever.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Best comedy movie ever. For some reason that put an image in my head of Jim Carey as Ace Ventura doing the Hannibal Lector part about eating the guy's liver with fava beans
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Jan 14, 2019 22:33
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christmas boots posted:For some reason that put an image in my head of Jim Carey as Ace Ventura doing the Hannibal Lector part about eating the guy's liver with fava beans I find it unnerving that I still laugh at the poison dart and leg spear scenes in Pet Detective 2
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Jan 15, 2019 01:02
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Leavemywife posted:Why do people make false confessions to things like that, anyhow? Is it just for their fifteen minutes of fame? Perhaps it's a case of "I'm clearly lying about this, maybe I lied about the crimes I'm incarcerated for too!".
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Jan 15, 2019 01:48
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A student of mine suddenly dropped both classes he was in over the weekend. I happened to also get federal jury duty at the end of the month and I was looking to see if anything was scheduled. Oh, his not very common name is listed as one of the cases. Is that him? Let me google his name... A Daily Beast Article. I will not ruin the surprise  Edit: Its mostly unnerving because nobody had a clue. You 100% wouldn't have guessed this dude would have been like this. Alterian has a new favorite as of 02:44 on Jan 15, 2019 |
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Jan 15, 2019 02:41
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Yikes. That's one hosed up kid.
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Jan 15, 2019 02:53
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Alterian posted:A student of mine suddenly dropped both classes he was in over the weekend. I happened to also get federal jury duty at the end of the month and I was looking to see if anything was scheduled. Oh, his not very common name is listed as one of the cases. Is that him? Let me google his name… the article posted:In another post, he allegedly declared that he has “no problem” with “recklessly switching to my extremist side.” NO DAD, YOU MOW THE LAWN isis edition
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Jan 15, 2019 03:15
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Hannibal Lecter: That scene is great.
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Jan 15, 2019 04:13
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That scene is amazing. Posting a transcript of it in relation to a kidnapped child is kinda loving bizzare.
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Jan 15, 2019 09:49
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fizzymercy posted:That scene is amazing. Posting a transcript of it in relation to a kidnapped child is kinda loving bizzare. It's literally talking about a kidnapper, what's bizarre about it?
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Jan 15, 2019 11:04
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:
This just reminded me of this, from the Schadenfreude thread https://twitter.com/serenjty/status...ingawful.com%2F
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Jan 15, 2019 11:25
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If you listen to Casefile (which I suspect is everyone), you will have heard this story recently, but if not it starts with a 14 year old boy getting stabbed, and gets rapidly weirder from there. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2005/02/bachrach200502 It was apparently made into a movie called "Uwantme2killhim?"
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Jan 15, 2019 11:59
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Resident Idiot posted:If you listen to Casefile (which I suspect is everyone), you will have heard this story recently, but if not it starts with a 14 year old boy getting stabbed, and gets rapidly weirder from there. poo poo, I remember reading this article ages ago. It's still just as bizarre to me now as it was then. It's a really good read.
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Jan 15, 2019 14:19
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quote:explained that being asexually attracted to children does not make you a monster English is not my first language, but is that a typo? Asexually means "not sexually" right?
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Jan 15, 2019 15:20
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New Wave Jose posted:English is not my first language, but is that a typo? Asexually means "not sexually" right? You’re correct.
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Jan 15, 2019 15:31
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fizzymercy posted:That scene is amazing. Posting a transcript of it in relation to a kidnapped child is kinda loving bizzare. It's actually a really succinct and, in the case being discussed, accurate description of what seems to happen in these guy's heads. The cultivation and intensification of the fantasy wouldn't be possible without something to "covet" that's right there in front of your face each day. The specifics are always different but when you boil it down to, as Lecter says, first principles, there's always something there in the perpetrator's life that they have laser focused on and built a complex fantasy life around. And if you can figure out what that is, you can often trace it back to them.
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Jan 15, 2019 17:05
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New Wave Jose posted:English is not my first language, but is that a typo? Asexually means "not sexually" right?
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Jan 15, 2019 17:34
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A two-year-old in Spain has fallen down a 360 foot deep, 9 inch wide borehole https://edition.cnn.com/2019/01/14/europe/spain-toddler-well-scli-intl/index.html 
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Jan 15, 2019 17:41
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Resident Idiot posted:If you listen to Casefile (which I suspect is everyone), you will have heard this story recently, but if not it starts with a 14 year old boy getting stabbed, and gets rapidly weirder from there. There's another strange internet murder case you might like if that one piqued your interest. https://www.wired.com/2007/08/ff-internetlies/ There's a doc about it called TalHotBlond. Courteney Cox of all people directed the Lifetime movie of the same name.
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Jan 15, 2019 17:53
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Rondette posted:This just reminded me of this, from the Schadenfreude thread
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Jan 15, 2019 18:01
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Alterian posted:A student of mine suddenly dropped both classes he was in over the weekend. I happened to also get federal jury duty at the end of the month and I was looking to see if anything was scheduled. Oh, his not very common name is listed as one of the cases. Is that him? Let me google his name... See, while I’m not on his side here, this is why you don’t talk to the cops. “You’re only going to look at those crimes, right?”
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Jan 15, 2019 18:03
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Apraxin posted:I’m guessing most people here are familiar with the Jayme Closs case, but the latest details are just... Between poo poo like this, and that longform article a while back about the guy who would see a woman at the gym or on his daily commute then spend weeks or months stalking them and camping outside their homes, taking pages of detailed notes before eventually breaking in to assault them at the “right” time, existence is terrifying.
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Jan 15, 2019 19:00
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Resident Idiot posted:If you listen to Casefile (which I suspect is everyone), you will have heard this story recently, but if not it starts with a 14 year old boy getting stabbed, and gets rapidly weirder from there. I just listened to that episode last week. Holy poo poo. It just gets deeper and deeper.
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Jan 15, 2019 19:04
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I randomly had a video about the murder of Candace Hiltz recommended to me on youtube which led me down a bit of a rabbit hole. I thought the case was interesting, especially considering how it was mishandled by the sheriff's department after one of their deputies was accused of crimes and threatened by Candace. Some good articles on the case and the deputy in question: https://soapboxie.com/government/The-shocking-murder-case-of-Candace-Hiltz https://www.denverpost.com/2017/02/06/candace-hiltz-colorado-cold-case-murder-evidence-hidden/?clearUserState=true https://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/07/05/robert-dodd-fremont-candace-hiltz/ https://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/05/18/fremont-county-robert-dodd-candace-hiltz/ Tl:dr Candace was a 17 year old girl living in Colorado with her family and young daughter. Her older brother is a paranoid schizophrenic. When a deputy came to speak to him regarding trespassing complaints, Candace stood up for her brother. She went so far as to tell the deputy that she'd seen him accepting bribes from known drug dealers and that she'd tell his supervisors if he didn't leave her brother alone. A while later, the family dog is tied to a tree and murdered with an axe. Later still, Candace's mom comes home to find her dying from multiple gunshots to the head, wrapped in a quilt and stuffed under a bed. She dies. The deputy she threatened is in charge of her case. He does a poo poo job of conducting the case, not keeping the crime scene locked down or making an effort to even gather all of the evidence. Some of the evidence is taken from the sheriff's office and placed in his personal storage locker until it is found by a man who had purchased the locker. The deputy is charged for mishandling the evidence and is later found to have thrown out evidence on sexual assaults when those tapes and documents are found at the landfill. He's charged separately for that crime.  I wonder who is the most likely suspect?
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Jan 15, 2019 19:24
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Winklebottom posted:A two-year-old in Spain has fallen down a 360 foot deep, 9 inch wide borehole This blips my hoax radar a bit. A two-year old should have a shoulder-to-shoulder width of about 9 inches. Naturally, kids vary a bit, but even a smaller child should be able to stick out their elbows, put their feet against the sides, or inhale and stop their progress easily. Yet they ran a camera 260 feet deep and saw nothing. Also they haven't heard a peep from the hole either. Not impossible, but close to it in my opinion.
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Jan 15, 2019 19:39
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As a father of two, let me tell you 2-year olds are dumb as hell.
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Jan 15, 2019 19:41
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JibbaJabberwocky posted:I randomly had a video about the murder of Candace Hiltz recommended to me on youtube which led me down a bit of a rabbit hole. I thought the case was interesting, especially considering how it was mishandled by the sheriff's department after one of their deputies was accused of crimes and threatened by Candace. Did the family have a butler because in my years of experience it often turns out to be the butler
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Jan 15, 2019 19:46
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Drunk Nerds posted:This blips my hoax radar a bit. A two-year old should have a shoulder-to-shoulder width of about 9 inches. Naturally, kids vary a bit, but even a smaller child should be able to stick out their elbows, put their feet against the sides, or inhale and stop their progress easily. Yet they ran a camera 260 feet deep and saw nothing. Also they haven't heard a peep from the hole either. That's some advanced motor skills for a 2 year old.
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Jan 15, 2019 19:51
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Seems like if the kid didn’t arrest his fall or otherwise get inadvertently stuck, and it seems he didn’t, he’s dead as gently caress about now?
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Jan 15, 2019 19:54
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I'm gonna take a wild guess, since we're in the terrible happenings thread, and say that the kid was killed by a relative or something equally horrible and the "fell in a hole" thing is just a cover-up.
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Jan 15, 2019 19:54
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eternity test posted:As a father of two, let me tell you 2-year olds are dumb as hell. I have two, too, but since they are American children I can't really consider their size or intelligence to be on-par with the rest of the world.
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Jan 15, 2019 19:58
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Baby Jessica fell down an 8 inch hole at 18 months, but I'm no expert on baby sizes so I have no real idea how that compares to a 2 year old since they grow crazy fast.
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Jan 15, 2019 20:01
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Two year olds are pretty dumb. I forget where, but somewhere on SA is a video of my then-two year old twins banging their heads against a window for 60 straight seconds.
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Jan 15, 2019 20:04
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Scathach posted:I'm gonna take a wild guess, since we're in the terrible happenings thread, and say that the kid was killed by a relative or something equally horrible and the "fell in a hole" thing is just a cover-up. Just had that happen here with an 8 month old. They staged a car theft to hide that the baby fell off of a bed and they were too scared to call 911 so they let the baby sleep off a head wound. https://foxsanantonio.com/news/local/breaking-king-jay-davilas-father-leads-investigators-to-babys-body
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Jan 15, 2019 20:12
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Busket Posket posted:Between poo poo like this, and that longform article a while back about the guy who would see a woman at the gym or on his daily commute then spend weeks or months stalking them and camping outside their homes, taking pages of detailed notes before eventually breaking in to assault them at the “right” time, existence is terrifying. Likely a cold comfort but one of the reasons that kind of thing makes the news is because it's extremely rare. Very few people actually have the capacity to do something that abhorrent.
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Jan 15, 2019 20:13
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Drunk Nerds posted:Two year olds are pretty dumb. I forget where, but somewhere on SA is a video of my then-two year old twins banging their heads against a window for 60 straight seconds. When my youngest was 2, one of his favorite things was to bang his head into the washer repeatedly because he liked the noise it made.
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Jan 15, 2019 20:24
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MightyJoe36 posted:When my youngest was 2, one of his favorite things was to bang his head into the washer repeatedly because he liked the noise it made. Congratulations on raising a future President of the United States of America 
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Jan 15, 2019 20:47
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Drunk Nerds posted:This blips my hoax radar a bit. A two-year old should have a shoulder-to-shoulder width of about 9 inches. Naturally, kids vary a bit, but even a smaller child should be able to stick out their elbows, put their feet against the sides, or inhale and stop their progress easily. Yet they ran a camera 260 feet deep and saw nothing. Also they haven't heard a peep from the hole either. This is on plenty of major European news networks too.
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Jan 15, 2019 21:12
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cinci zoo sniper posted:This is on plenty of major European news networks too. Right, I'm not questioning the news source, but the actual people claiming a two-year-old fell down a hole
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The article I read said the hole was 15" across as the widest point so it may narrow to 9" further down. Apparently they found some candy and a cup the boy was holding while investigating the hole so it does sound like he fell in. It also sounds like the tunnel narrows from a possible cave in and that he may be beyond that point.
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