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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Twelve Batmans posted:

Hell yeah man, the smaller the woman and the larger the gun, the better.


C'mon man, you know that picture was posted as bait so people could be racist towards white people and misogynist towards a woman for doing anything other than wearing a pussy-hat and sitting in front of a pile of Male Tears mugs.

I'm gonna have to remember this troll. it's pretty good bait

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Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Thread getting extremely cursed

:emptyquote:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







LifeSunDeath posted:

nothing says 'I love you', like 'I'm going to kill you.'

The Greg Hardy school of Romance.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://i.imgur.com/SmhnVhl.mp4

unblessed ears tho :smith:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/jreidnfl/status/1085217156982325249?s=21

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

I hate the human garbage that does this to their dogs' ears. Why? What's wrong with natural floppy ears?

loving animal-disfiguring scum.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

https://youtu.be/aL5zLon7MRY

Eric Barry disagrees

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

FizFashizzle posted:

The Greg Hardy school of Romance.

Jeeze I just looked this guy up, had watched him fight before knew nothing of his past....ugh, getting paid to get beat up by this guy would be a nightmare, getting beat up with this guy on a date would be a turbo nightmare.

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

I don't know why you'd need two chastity devices but to each their own.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Ordered: extra small, extra large, Kindle edition.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


horse people are extremely cursed

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







bradzilla posted:

horse people are extremely cursed

Those are only the girls.

Don’t date.

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Oh this is my beloved pet into whose mouth I shove a bunch of metal rods to apply pressure on his teeth so he'll do what I want. Sometimes I'll stick him with my heels if I really want him to do something.

-A loving rear end in a top hat

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

FizFashizzle posted:

Those are only the girls.

Don’t date.
What’s wrong with horse girls?

I’m asking because I went out with one and she was ultra rich, terrible and clingy and oh holy poo poo awful to deal with... but I didn’t know it was due to the fact she rode/sold horses for a living.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Twelve Batmans posted:

I hate the human garbage that does this to their dogs' ears. Why? What's wrong with natural floppy ears?

loving animal-disfiguring scum.

pretty sure its because when they were used for dog fighting and mousing things like a long tail and floppy ears were just targets to get ripped off. Possibly not even in a fight, just by another dog doing for a rat close to the ground and grabbing another dog's ear instead.

no real reason to do it anymore. maybe if you raise farm dogs whose full time just is to hunt rats under barns

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
The thought process of the ones I've known, admittedly a handful:

1. Horses
2 - 9. Also horses.
A very distant 10. Literally everything else.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Horse girls are all without fail psychopaths

Just like programmers are all without fail complete losers in life

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Horse girls...dated two and both were pretty forthcoming about their sexually abusive upbringing. Both were super crazy. One's dad had apparently integrated the horse into the abuse, it was all horrifying and heartbreaking to hear about. My advice, meet a horse girl, gallop away, find someone more...stable.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Twelve Batmans posted:

Oh this is my beloved pet into whose mouth I shove a bunch of metal rods to apply pressure on his teeth so he'll do what I want. Sometimes I'll stick him with my heels if I really want him to do something.

-A loving rear end in a top hat

don’t sign your posts

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Twelve Batmans posted:

I hate the human garbage that does this to their dogs' ears. Why? What's wrong with natural floppy ears?

loving animal-disfiguring scum.

agreed, just cut the dog's entire head off instead.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Krankenstyle posted:

agreed, just cut the dog's entire head off instead.

gross

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002


Why couldn't they just widen the bridge?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
or narrow the trucks?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Why not two bridges?

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

LifeSunDeath posted:

Horse girls...dated two and both were pretty forthcoming about their sexually abusive upbringing. Both were super crazy. One's dad had apparently integrated the horse into the abuse, it was all horrifying and heartbreaking to hear about. My advice, meet a horse girl, gallop away, find someone more...stable.
lol

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Catpain Slack posted:

I don't know why you'd need two chastity devices but to each their own.

Meet The Man With Two Functioning Penises includes a :nws: pic of them

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Entire thread now extremely cursed.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Someone was asking about this recently, I don't remember the thread and can't be assed to find it. Good luck goon who was trying to find this.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/kalebhorton/status/1085262840796110848?s=19

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lol a non-football playing student at LSU would catch hell from the school administration for riding a horse around campus and even into the closed stadium

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I have a friend who is a horse girl. She's actually pretty well-balanced. Works hard for progressive candidates. One of the more sane people I've ever met.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Reminds me of that Dice Clay bit: She said "Give me 12 inches Dice" So I hosed her twice. This guy just fucks once.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Waltzing Along posted:

I have a friend who is a horse girl. She's actually pretty well-balanced. Works hard for progressive candidates. One of the more sane people I've ever met.

If you haven't slept with her then you can't speak to the full extent of the crazy.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Chichevache posted:

If you haven't slept with her then you can't speak to the full extent of the crazy.

How can you possibly compete with the animal she rides every day? :thunkher:

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Zzulu posted:

What is it with dudes who are into guns taking pictures of their partners surrounded by guns

Do they get turned on when a woman holds a gun?

lacking a penis, better than nothing

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Why are they spying on their own baby?

skateboardjesus
Oct 16, 2004

Slippery Tilde

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Why are they spying on their own baby?

I guess babies are into some shady poo poo.

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Y'all ever seen those Baby Geniuses movies? Spooky poo poo. They've got their own secret language, their own intelligence agency, one of them is old man John Voight who did a science. You can put a camera in there but they're just gonna hologram, lot of parents find out the hard way I bet.

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