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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Hillary 2020 posted:

I think after two missed paychecks you're gonna find a lot of people stop bothering to turn up to work.

I mean would you?

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/harrysiegel/status/1085314830385459200

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


'Outdoorsman'

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Apraxin posted:


and to think, there's people here saying they're gonna vote for bernie when this guy is available, smdh

Staying is 100% an option. They just have to, like, ask. The eu really wants them to ask too.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

There are a lot of benefits tied to federal employment which you might want to keep even if not being paid currently

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Lawman 0 posted:

I mean would you?

Do they still have their benefits covered? I imagine not, and if not...
gently caress no.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
OpenOffice works fine and it's free

I used it for seven years on a shitbox desktop that was two years obsolete when I bought it

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

tsa love what they do. they would probably pay the government for the privilege of dehumanizing and immiserating travelers

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUJzj4DXHYE

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1085317438894419968

victory

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."



I'm pretty sure this is the plot of Cobra.

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



https://i.imgur.com/6sS7TJl.mp4

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

euphronius posted:

There are a lot of benefits tied to federal employment which you might want to keep even if not being paid currently

Like interest free loans

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Reality Winter posted:

Staying is 100% an option. They just have to, like, ask. The eu really wants them to ask too.

british people are hilarious

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

anyone who believed this was a fool

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1085294196284628999

and to think, there's people here saying they're gonna vote for bernie when this guy is available, smdh

thing not unless is?? :shuckyes:

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Lawman 0 posted:

I mean would you?

I'd have been looking for a new job on January 1st to try and get ahead of the rush. It's that or say goodbye to my liver.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

This is the president.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
https://twitter.com/SpecNewsATX/status/1085325763027615746

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Reality Winter posted:

Staying is 100% an option. They just have to, like, ask. The eu really wants them to ask too.

if they hold a vote, it means democracy is dead!!!! and the queen will be v upset about that!!!!!

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I mean I guess he's kind of on camera speaking directly into a microphone asking Russia by name for Hillary Clinton's emails though, a little

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

euphronius posted:

There are a lot of benefits tied to federal employment which you might want to keep even if not being paid currently

federal employees are allowed once every decade to touch the preserved corpse of chester a arthur

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Asproigerosis posted:

Say I have $100,000 in liquid assets currently under a mattress, what do I do with it to become rich?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1085326425471811584
Chris Hayes is absolutely a fuckin' goon.
Who else regularly says "brain worms"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Reality Winter posted:

Like interest free loans

maybe but I was thinking more like pensions and healthcare

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

because it's Austin this will help federal workers get from someplace three or four miles from their homes to a mile or so from the jobs where they're not working

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


skaboomizzy posted:

OpenOffice works fine and it's free

I used it for seven years on a shitbox desktop that was two years obsolete when I bought it

OpenOffice got forked to LibreOffice, which is what you would want. The old one still exists but it's some Apache thing on life support.

But there are still differences in features and formatting practices that may push you to want Microsoft Office anyway.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Lmao starting tomorrow? Did they wait for it to be the longest shutdown? Are they going to make people wait for as long as this shutdown lasts next time?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1085326425471811584
Chris Hayes is absolutely a fuckin' goon.
Who else regularly says "brain worms"

trump is the first tho

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1085326425471811584
Chris Hayes is absolutely a fuckin' goon.
Who else regularly says "brain worms"

tell him to wear the hat

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Plinkey posted:

tell him to wear the hat

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






Succ Opportunist

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

homeless people still have to gently caress off

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

euphronius posted:

sorry liquid only comes out of this anus

not gonna let this piss tape denial stand

gregday
May 23, 2003

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1085326425471811584
Chris Hayes is absolutely a fuckin' goon.
Who else regularly says "brain worms"

wear the hat, chris

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

mormonpartyboat posted:

homeless people still have to gently caress off

well they're still endowed with the freedom to attempt crossing one of our many freeways on foot, something that's often successful

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