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This is absolute fuckin' garbage. The audience shot at the end is revelatory. It's basically Fox News Viewers dot avi. The fact that these are the people running the country is... well... it explains where we are I suppose. (Someone spot me a tax plz, I'm on mobile and it doesn't seem to want to work.) Chimp_On_Stilts fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jan 16, 2019 |
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The irony of this administration using the Hatch Act as a cudgel for TSA employees is not lost on me.
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Agent Burt Macklin posted:Yes - he ended up holding an Oval Office address which is the appropriate situation for one. I don't remember the address - but I do clearly remember in 5th grade we were all loaded into the auditorium to watch this since there was a teacher on board. Yeah, I was in second grade at the time and suddenly the principle came on the PA and announced it, then asked for a moment of silence. I remember watching my teacher just turn white when it was announced. On a positive note I also remember classrooms being herded into groups to share the school TVs and a few brought in by teachers to watch Discovery launch in 88 to just roars of applause
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I hemmed and hawed a little before watching AHS : Cult because of the Trumpiness, but I'm not sure how much of that is just that it's never really a good idea to watch AHS in the first place. Might give the Space Force thing a try.
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Next Dem Administration, I would like Quavo to hired on as White House Events and Party Planner. 2019 is a surreal ride.
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"We would have pushed Hillary out of a window"
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Jan 16, 2019 20:17
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https://twitter.com/ArianaStrategy/status/1085616110077124609 man they're so poo poo at everything. "wolf pack of rogue states" really rolls off the tongue mikey.
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Groovelord Neato posted:https://twitter.com/ArianaStrategy/status/1085616110077124609 B-b-but I thought Trump was going to be anti-neocon and pro-peace... 
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Crow Jane posted:Yeah, even Kirk Cameron was able to rustle up a few suicidally depressed middle-aged ladies for his birthday party: Oh come on, spoiler alert the next White House dinner!
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Jan 16, 2019 20:18
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Figures that pence would be anti-wolfenoot
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As far as joke construction is concerned, 'be sure to print' is a pretty good tag.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Haha did he seriously repeat the joke because no one laughed (in the first tweet) It’s an interesting blend of action, revisionist history theorizing and magical realism.
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The first good news to come out of 2019 https://twitter.com/kellenbeck/status/1085231545210802176?s=21
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Mike Huckabee's Best Jokes of 2018
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Groovelord Neato posted:https://twitter.com/ArianaStrategy/status/1085616110077124609 "Wolf pack" sounds awesome, how do I join that poo poo Also,  at any attempt to criticize other nations on moral grounds while we're still best buds with Saudi Arabia
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You run with the big dogs of the Wolf Pack.
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Not sure why you linked it, you already listed them all right below it
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DaveWoo posted:"Wolf pack" sounds awesome, how do I join that poo poo You donate to the TYT. (I wouldn't though)
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Gotta point out that "Awoooo, wolf pack of rogue states" matches the song almost perfectly
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Wolf Pack of Rogue Nations sounds like a loving awesome group that includes a really ripped guy with a thick mustache, aviators, black wife beater with camo pants, headband and holding machine guns akimbo
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it's so loving dumb to vote against your leader's plan and then not vote no confidence on her. i see the conservatives are just as poo poo on both sides of the pond.
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Toobly posted:The first good news to come out of 2019 First: Nice. Second: Holy poo poo they're still making those?
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Calaveron posted:Wolf Pack of Rogue Nations sounds like a loving awesome group that includes a really ripped guy with a thick mustache, aviators, black wife beater with camo pants, headband and holding machine guns akimbo I regret to inform you that because we live in the Captain Planet timeline, they'll all be eye-rollingly terrible stereotypes about whatever rogue states they come from
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In the audience, not anyone under 50
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Saved by some lovely DUP they bribed.
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Crow Jane posted:I regret to inform you that because we live in the Captain Planet timeline, they'll all be eye-rollingly terrible stereotypes about whatever rogue states they come from Did you know that hitler had a handlebar mustache?
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SocketWrench posted:In the audience, not anyone under 50 They were in their 20s at the start of the show.
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skylined! posted:It’s an interesting blend of action, revisionist history theorizing and magical realism. That's just every Philip K. Dick book, though. The first season of MItHC is one hell of a mess with some very bad casting choices. The second season makes some better decisions, but I still never felt like it lived up to its source material. It's one of the few shows that I quit on.
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Groovelord Neato posted:that huckabee clip is something else. there's not even anything coming within a continent of a joke. "Look, I put a picture up of a donkey with googly eyes! Is that not enough?! What are you, a bunch of freeloader foreigners looking for your laugh handouts?!"
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Groovelord Neato posted:https://twitter.com/ArianaStrategy/status/1085616110077124609 Pence wanted to call them the Mean 6 but the loves sucking Donnie cock more than getting in his horse cartoon reference.
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Chimp_On_Stilts posted:This is absolute fuckin' garbage. This is one of the most horrifically unfunny things ever conceived. It's like a bunch of aliens without eyes or taste orbiting some distant star got beamed a bunch of reruns of Heehaw, and tried to write a script to infiltrate the human populace. Like they say some humor is universal, but how can you even interact with the boomerlords or discuss politics, when their just basic sense of humor is so alien to other humans?
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Crow Jane posted:Yeah, even Kirk Cameron was able to rustle up a few suicidally depressed middle-aged ladies for his birthday party: Man, they look absolutely enthralled to be there
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For a second, my mind went to McConnell lying on the actual floor.
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DaveWoo posted:"Wolf pack" sounds awesome, how do I join that poo poo Well, first you need to buy a submarine....
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