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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

kingturnip posted:

I was watching the highlights of Laxman's Test the other day and - aside from Laxman being god-tier for 4 days - the other thing that struck me was the officiating.
There were some wretched decisions given throughout the game, not least by the Home umpire. Watching the highlights, it looked like his finger broke the sound barrier a few times he was so eager to give a decision.

Couldn't possibly be any more blatant than Daryl Harper so gently caress Australia.

edit: and this run chase in the Hawke Cup isn't going great for Otago Country: https://scoring.nzc.nz/livescoring/match191ddfd8-61c4-4aee-9244-1abf567005d2/scorecard.aspx, 9/8 just coming out of a quadruple wicket maiden including a hatrick. Must be an absolute shitter of a pitch looking at the scorecard

Smorgasbord fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jan 13, 2019

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Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

kingturnip posted:

I was watching the highlights of Laxman's Test the other day and - aside from Laxman being god-tier for 4 days - the other thing that struck me was the officiating.
There were some wretched decisions given throughout the game, not least by the Home umpire. Watching the highlights, it looked like his finger broke the sound barrier a few times he was so eager to give a decision.
The Gilchrist dismissal for Harby's hattrick is my personal fave.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Hahah did anyone see that bloke in the crowd wipe himself out trying to take a catch near the sightscreen.

The ball almost hit him in the head

(Heat/renegades game)

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Hahah did anyone see that bloke in the crowd wipe himself out trying to take a catch near the sightscreen.

The ball almost hit him in the head

(Heat/renegades game)

Yeah he must've thought the tarp or whatever it was covering the seats next to the sightscreen was solid so would've racked himself on those chairs pretty badly. Good stuff.

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Hahah did anyone see that bloke in the crowd wipe himself out trying to take a catch near the sightscreen.

The ball almost hit him in the head

(Heat/renegades game)

He put in a solid effort - link

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

quote:

Dwarshuis to Klinger, OUT, is this a wicket off a miscounted seventh ball, it's been taken a third man! Short outside off, upper cut and O'Keefe takes it very low to the ground. It's certainly carried. They check it with the third umpire and it's given out on the big screen
M Klinger c O'Keefe b Dwarshuis 2 (5b 0x4 0x6) SR: 40.00

thats just godawful umpiring

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
pakistan's bowling has managed to keep them in the match and all they need to do now is make like the 5th highest run chase in test history in a series where they've barely been able to score above 200 in an innings

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

The Gilchrist dismissal for Harby's hattrick is my personal fave.

Found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHH5Qss73WM

And lol. They even referred the 3rd wicket (Warne out, caught) to the 3rd Umpire who gave it out without checking the second camera angle which showed Warne hitting the ball into the ground.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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Burn Down Canberra posted:

That was the 1000th international win for Australia. NZ on a paltry 487

Yeah but how many of those wins were us padding our stats beating poo poo teams like New Zealand?

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Astonishingly, more than a fifth of those wins were under Ponting. Which I guess is a combo of a strong side and the proliferation of ODI cricket in the modern era.

Would be interesting to see number of wins and number of matches for all teams - though you'd suspect that Australia's wins/matches ratio would be high through their 90s/00s dominance (not to mention their strong sides of the past).

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Paul.Power posted:

Astonishingly, more than a fifth of those wins were under Ponting. Which I guess is a combo of a strong side and the proliferation of ODI cricket in the modern era.

Would be interesting to see number of wins and number of matches for all teams - though you'd suspect that Australia's wins/matches ratio would be high through their 90s/00s dominance (not to mention their strong sides of the past).

Weren’t the 90s (pre Ponting as skipper) the heyday of ODI series? I recall there’d usually be a tri series after the tests which would involve a heap of games followed by a best of three finals series.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

gay picnic defence posted:

Weren’t the 90s (pre Ponting as skipper) the heyday of ODI series? I recall there’d usually be a tri series after the tests which would involve a heap of games followed by a best of three finals series.

And the most popular Australia A team of all time

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
not a big wade fan but the way the selectors keep screwing players over and making up reasons why they're not being selected must be very frustrating

http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/25757277/test-snub-does-not-make-lot-sense-matthew-wade

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



BAT IN THE TOP 4!

OH NO! NOT AT 4 WE MEANT 3!

NEVER PLAY AGAIN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Trevor Hohns is the devil

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Seams posted:

not a big wade fan but the way the selectors keep screwing players over and making up reasons why they're not being selected must be very frustrating

http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/25757277/test-snub-does-not-make-lot-sense-matthew-wade

I’m usually in favour of leaving organisations like sports clubs alone do their thing because it’s highly likely that there’s a lot going on behind closed doors that the public or even the media don’t know about that affects their decision making.

However we’re now at a stage where not even the state sides or players have any confidence in the selectors and the explanations provided by the selectors are completely inconsistent with decisions they’ve made in the extremely recent past. I’m starting to suspect that the selectors have got it in their heads that by dropping the Marshes they’ll be calling into question those selections for the last however many years, and as a result they’re under pressure to keep picking them in the hope they come good and the million second chances will be vindicated. I don’t know much about the situation with the talent pathways CA has set up but I wouldn’t be shocked if the selectors are under pressure to give priority to players from those systems to justify the investment CA has made. Maybe the panel is just a boys club stacked with good blokes who needed a job and a mate inside CA was able to help them out.

I’m not normally a fan of wholesale changes to a body because you can lose a lot of useful institutional knowledge that way, but I think something like that is needed here because I don’t think CA can afford to lose the players’ trust in the selection panel like this.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
That's hosed, it essentially means an aspiring number 5 or 6 test batsman has to agitate in his state side to bat out of position in the top 4 to justify a place batting 5 or 6 in the test side, bugger what that means for your state side's balance or harmony or the specialists 3 & 4 also trying to make their own way.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Finch poo poo, so what

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
If Marsh had spent the last 10 years just being an ODI specialist, that could have produced a good career maybe

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

Scylo posted:

If Marsh had spent the last 10 years just being an ODI specialist, that could have produced a good career maybe

:agreed: I've never been against picking him for ODI's. His difference in form between ODI's and Tests is like night and day.

Edit: Lol, the one time Handscomb isn't virtually standing on his stumps he gets stumped.

Fanatic fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Jan 15, 2019

Webcormac McCarthy
Nov 26, 2007
One hundred runs to Shaun Marsh, how long until a test squad recall lol :suicide:

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Considering marsh doesn’t wear sunscreen when he bats because it’s unlucky he must be quite cooked out there

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Burn Down Canberra posted:

Considering marsh doesn’t wear sunscreen when he bats because it’s unlucky he must be quite cooked out there

So he's extremely thick then, this clears some things up.

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Considering marsh doesn’t wear sunscreen when he bats because it’s unlucky he must be quite cooked out there

this must be a recent thing right or he'd be dead. he probably forgot to put sunscreen on during the last ashes and decided his poo poo test career was the sunscreens fault

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
It was during the last ashes where his wife dobbed him in.

Shaun will probably kill me for saying this, he has a batting superstition of not wearing sunscreen when batting," Bec revealed to the Nine Network on Sunday.

______

So yeah he’s just very dumb

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Who's this generic club cricketer. Oh it's Siddle.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
They finally figured out a useful angle for that wired camera, that shot looking down on the striker was pretty interesting

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
Why is siddle playing in this. He is so past it

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

put both hands in posted:

Why is siddle playing in this. He is so past it

He looked old and tired 5 years ago

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
Another classic Dhoni batting slow and putting the pressure on the other batsman dismissal

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
lolstralia

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
I feel like India could have made 350 there, they didn't even need to take any risks to make 300.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

I can't believe they made the big bash longer

6/66 Hail Satan

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
They should make it better instead

Unimpressed
Feb 13, 2013

Scylo posted:

They should make it better instead

Longer IS better, just like bigger.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Unimpressed posted:

Longer IS better, just like bigger.

I agree, we need to bring back timeless tests.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
213/19 is a classic warm up score

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
Renshaw out for 7, Burns out for 4, Labuschagne out for 6 in the CA XI match. Sure would be good if players would make some runs when given a chance

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Scylo posted:

Renshaw out for 7, Burns out for 4, Labuschagne out for 6 in the CA XI match. Sure would be good if players would make some runs when given a chance

Pucovski & Sangha out cheaply too

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
It’s almost a decade since the Argus review. In that time period we have produced pretty much no test batsmen

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