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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Rush Limbaugh said today that if Trump holds out for two more weeks on the shutdown Americans will all come around and support him. That's my lol for today.

Hey, maybe Jesus might come back then too!

It's about the same level of logic

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



I bet he did :pervert:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This awesomness just happened

https://mobile.twitter.com/policyjunkie/status/1085693400001794049

https://www.c-span.org/video/?456929-2/237-187-house-passes-121-billion-disaster-relief-bill-february-8

Starts at hour 6:52

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jan 17, 2019

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Rush Limbaugh said today that if Trump holds out for two more weeks on the shutdown Americans will all come around and support him. That's my lol for today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNNHs7lbUJQ

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

He said "Dropping loads," not "Chopping toads."

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Just like it's moronic to think national budgets work like household budgets, it's turbo dumb to think renting out a room is in any way similar to immigration.

The thing that pops immediately into my head is that if you believe immigration is a net benefit to the country (which it obviously is) then it doesn't matter that you get some bad eggs with the good on an individual level.

Whereas when you're renting out a room, the individual level is all that matters and a bad egg could directly lead to your financial ruin.

It's just a moronic analogy that dim republicans think is some kinda brain genious gotcha.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Hmmm, it's almost as if a bunch of very high ranking Republican Congressmen and Senators and Right Wing dark money lobbyists conspired with a hostile foreign government with vast connections to organized crime in an effort to maintain their grip on political power and also get a cspam mod grifter elected as President.

But that would never happen in the United States, right?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Parent chat:

My dad has spent his whole life saying he pays too little in taxes and that capitalism is retarded/evil/unsustainable.

My mom a couple weeks ago who I thought tended more towards succ said something along the lines of "dems are idiots letting themselves getting dragged to the right when they need to go hard to the left."

So it's kinda sad that they raised such a succ dem as myself.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I can't think of a single left wing traveling circus that gives speeches on college campuses that brings in hundreds of atendeeds. The closest thing is the Karzenstein (sp?) brothers and I've literally never seen them anywhere outside of Twitter

There's a Stephanie Smith politics and comedy tour that's been selling out theatres all over the US for years.

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

How did Democrats going to a fundraiser in PR to raise funds for hurricane relief turn into Democrats sunning themselves on the beach with tiki drinks and parasols?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

The thing I don't understand is so many of these inbred chud motherfuckers GREW UP being told how evil communism and Russia is, but they have Trump's dick blasted so far down their throats all you get is a mild gurgle when you ask why they aren't angry.

Can you imagine the frothing rage if Obama had 1/10th the ties Turnip does?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

super macho dude posted:

Hmmm, it's almost as if a bunch of very high ranking Republican Congressmen and Senators and Right Wing dark money lobbyists conspired with a hostile foreign government with vast connections to organized crime in an effort to maintain their grip on political power and also get a cspam mod grifter elected as President.

But that would never happen in the United States, right?

I really hope they went too far this time, it feels like they might have.

Whether that matters or not remains to be seen, eventually, hopefully.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

SilvergunSuperman posted:

The thing I don't understand is so many of these inbred chud motherfuckers GREW UP being told how evil communism and Russia is, but they have Trump's dick blasted so far down their throats all you get is a mild gurgle when you ask why they aren't angry.

Can you imagine the frothing rage if Obama had 1/10th the ties Turnip does?

Libertarians support a president that said we should forcibly remove peaceful American-born protestors and send them to live in other countries lol

Dynastocles posted:

How did Democrats going to a fundraiser in PR to raise funds for hurricane relief turn into Democrats sunning themselves on the beach with tiki drinks and parasols?

The same way George W Bush was a war hero and John Kerry was a pussy

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/RawStory/status/1085672797135925249

tmm3k
Jul 19, 2006

I wish Pelosi would pull the rug off of Stephen Miller's bald head.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

mods please change my name to Cumming man.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dynastocles posted:

How did Democrats going to a fundraiser in PR to raise funds for hurricane relief turn into Democrats sunning themselves on the beach with tiki drinks and parasols?

Because I never heard any public relations comments nor tweet backs to tromph.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


did anyone expect otherwise? What else was he going to talk about?

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

nooneofconsequence posted:

did anyone expect otherwise? What else was he going to talk about?

Lie about how how good things are because of him?

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1085708097820205056

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


He looks like the CPU from Tron

Talran
Sep 11, 2005

Be gone with you! You'll spoil my focus.

Perfectly timed headline.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1085205226481537026

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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OJ.SImpson posted:

Im in OC as well, Huntington Beach to be exact.

My father is a hard R but socially liberal so he likes to say he is a libertarian (he isnt). He ranted an raved about how terrible trump was during the primaries, laughing at him whenever he heard him on the radio. Once be became the republican candidate he started making excuses for why he would be a good president. Fell right in line. Fox news all day obviously.

My entire life around him during the bush2 years was him always talking about how awful Bill Clinton is because he got a bj. HE STILL BRINGS IT UP TO THIS DAY. Nixon? no biggie. Reagan? Demigod. Clinton? Scum of the Earth.

He's a good guy, raised 2 very liberal children. But holy poo poo, shut the hell up.

Something that gives me a glimmer of hope was xmas eve I was driving us back from a movie and I had NPR on. Trump was talking about the wall making grandiose claims that were verifiably false and my father was snorting and acting uncomfortable.

Most of my quiet little neighborhood is Republican, but they are almost entirely elderly. When i put out my Harley Rouda sign before the election it got removed/stolen twice. But eventually I saw more pop up over time in front of peoples houses. Things are getting better. Just slowly. Let them die off.

You can own him politically by sucking his dick and then with his cum dribbling down your chin say that he is no better than President Clinton

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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My father died before I got the chance to suck his dick to settle a political spat, personally.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/clayroutledge/status/1085205330177519616
https://twitter.com/clayroutledge/status/1085705767821496320

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
So Donny and Miller are just going to live-stream this "SOTU" ramble from the White House front lawn instead, right?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I can't think of a single left wing traveling circus that gives speeches on college campuses that brings in hundreds of atendeeds. The closest thing is the Karzenstein (sp?) brothers and I've literally never seen them anywhere outside of Twitter

Their called professors you snow flake

yellowD
Mar 7, 2007


the hottest of takes

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

nooneofconsequence posted:

mods please change my name to Cumming man.

Cumming Man
Cumming Man
Doing the things a Cumming Man can
Who did he vote for?
It's not important
Cumming Man

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

That Stephen Miller spray on hair is the joke that never stops giving, you can dunk on that guy for the rest of his life.

I mean that's a hilariously bad look in 1920, and he figured he could pull it off in 1080p or better loving lol.

As someone else said, God bless the person that got the reverse angle.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/toddzwillich/status/1085721134903943168

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/grossburrito/status/1085683712208060417

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

The ship continues to tank, people.

Giuliani Rumored to Be ‘Very Worried’ About Mueller Report, ‘Hates’ Working for Trump Now

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/rudy-giuliani-rumored-to-be-very-worried-about-mueller-report-hates-working-for-trump-now/

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Catastrophe posted:

The ship continues to tank, people.

Giuliani Rumored to Be ‘Very Worried’ About Mueller Report, ‘Hates’ Working for Trump Now

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/rudy-giuliani-rumored-to-be-very-worried-about-mueller-report-hates-working-for-trump-now/

That moment before people pop as they're plowed over by the trump bulldozer.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


isn't hugegrossburrito a goon with a creepy av from that thread that made creepy avs?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Hot tip: if you're questioning whether or not the term "racist" or "white supremacist" applies in 2019, you're probably a racist or white supremacist

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
It's really worth watching him, lol
https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1085727766434045960

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