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When I see Giuliani I always think of the old joke from when he was mayor: Where's the most dangerous place in NYC? Any spot in-between Giuliani and a microphone.
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Uh oh https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/stat...ingawful.com%2F
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Yes, let's carve this face into Mount Rushmore
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Very nice job blending him with goatse
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So on a scale of exhausted to pooped America, how tired are you of winning?
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We live in such a bizarre world. Reading this, my first thought is "Yeah, no poo poo the President did a bunch of crimes and Russia's pulling his strings." It's basically an accepted part of history now, even without something like the Piss Tape.
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Short and simple, but the nonsensical capitalization and typo make it an instant hall of fame IMO.
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Did the president just find dasharez0ne or somthin?
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Jerry falwel gave michael choen advice on how to rig online polls for Donald trumpwhat the gently caress
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:Jerry falwel gave michael choen advice on how to rig online polls for Donald trumpwhat the gently caress Holy poo poo what?! No that is just too insane! ...when did Jerry Falwell learn how to use a computer?! (Also why the gently caress does Jerry Falwell just have a guy to rig polls?) 
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Jan 17, 2019 16:14
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Guy reminds me so much of this fighting video where this guy tries to rob some people, gets pinned on the ground cause his victims boyfriend is some jujitsu dude. So while on the ground, on his stomach totally owned, he starts screaming "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU AND YOUR GIRL" The guy on top of him is like oh yeah? Then unleashes a loving hailstorm of elbows and knocks the guy totally out. People who are so committed to lying and bullying they can't quit even when fully and irrevocably owned, what a coutryry.
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old beast lunatic posted:Did the president just find dasharez0ne or somthin? @RealDonaldTrump: YEAH I DID COLLUSION BICH Can't Get Boner Online 24/7 L Love to Berd Ultraviolet Light Sorry I'm Online Now
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The Left. They Right Countrty!
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Stink Billyums posted:how do you even make that typo? His autocorrect doesn't work very well whenever he starts randomly capitalizing words. Like how he tried to capitalize Forest and it assumed he was typing a proper noun and substituted Forrest. I'm amazed we haven't got a tweet yet about how Democrats are destroying our Courtney.
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https://sg.news.yahoo.com/model-claiming-trump-secrets-deported-thailand-083908474.html?guccounter=1 "A Belarusian model who claimed she had evidence of Russian efforts to help Donald Trump win office was deported from Thailand on Thursday after being convicted of participating in a "sex training course"." RIP this lady.
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Elevator Screamer posted:His autocorrect doesn't work very well whenever he starts randomly capitalizing words. Like how he tried to capitalize Forest and it assumed he was typing a proper noun and substituted Forrest. 
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I love our dead gay countrty
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Don't call me daughter, no shirt fits me This picture kept will remind me Don't call me daughter, no shirt fits me This picture kept will remind me Don't call me She holds the love handles that holds her down She will rise above, uh uh
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cool cool https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1085922828787073024
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The only numbers Trump don't bother to inflate.
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"Thousands?!" gently caress 
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I'm loving dying here this dipshit couldn't rig some bullshit poll of influential businessmen with his dirty cash and he still thought he could get away with rigging the presidential election with the help of foreign intelligence.
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Actuary X posted:Yes, let's carve this face into Mount Rushmore Reporter: "Mr president, do you think you should be carved onto Mt Rushmore?" Thats all it'd take. Just put a dumb idea into his pumpkin head and he'll run with it like a dog with a stick.
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graham cracker posted:https://sg.news.yahoo.com/model-claiming-trump-secrets-deported-thailand-083908474.html?guccounter=1 I'm shocked that she (was) still alive. I'm fairly sure I'm not the only one who assumed she was dead months ago.
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communism bitch posted:I'm loving dying here this dipshit couldn't rig some bullshit poll of influential businessmen with his dirty cash and he still thought he could get away with rigging the presidential election with the help of foreign intelligence. uh, he has gotten away with it and we’re all living with the consequences. Unless you think that when his dirty crimes are discovered that anything will happen to make him pay for it or unfuck what he has done, then
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Cacafuego posted:uh, he has gotten away with it and we’re all living with the consequences. Unless you think that when his dirty crimes are discovered that anything will happen to make him pay for it or unfuck what he has done, then Listen here bud, ELECTIONS HAVE CONFEQUENSESES
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Cacafuego posted:uh, he has gotten away with it and we’re all living with the consequences. Unless you think that when his dirty crimes are discovered that anything will happen to make him pay for it or unfuck what he has done, then The President's going to jail. We're going to see a US president in shackles and an orange jumpsuit. He's going to gitmo lol
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communism bitch posted:The President's going to jail. We're going to see a US president in shackles and an orange jumpsuit.
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Outrail posted:Reporter: "Mr president, do you think you should be carved onto Mt Rushmore?" Galaxy Brain: Carve a wall into Mount Rushmore
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