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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Preston Waters posted:

i hate to be that fuckin guy but favorable/unfavorable is different than job approval (approve/disapprove)

lol where's the tweets

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Apraxin posted:

the best joke is the one you have to immediately explain the meaning of

I know right

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Der Meister posted:

not smart they are camera’d like a prison

No one watches these though, they're just there for intimidation and liability/insurance

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

a publix near me stopped carrying saffron because i stole it all

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



Kubrick why

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

she's running

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Siljmonster posted:

BTW they issues food stamps early for Feb and said to budget correctly and possibly not receive any for March so it's good knowing yall

Same see you in hell a month from now.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Siljmonster posted:

An Albertson's in Northern California stopped carrying primatine mist because I stole it all

same but it was a bank and i stole money

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Admiral Ray posted:

she's running

she's in line for it, poo poo, running nothing

vez veces
Dec 15, 2006

The engineer blew the whistle,
and the fireman rung the bell.

Siljmonster posted:

Lmao no one watches cameras in a Walmart

I worked at walmart when I was 19 and they sure as hell used cameras to make sure I was pushing carts at all times.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Calibanibal posted:

a publix near me stopped carrying saffron because i stole it all

man for 23 bucks a jar im amazed everyone doesnt steal it

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Seriously what's a manager of Walmart going to do? Tell you not to steal? The only places I wouldn't steal from have actual cops always sitting around them because my city is absolutely terrified of the homeless and the cops just murder them anyways

But a rent a cop? Lol citizens arrest is not a real thing

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
pelosi 2020 we like to drink republican tears PELOSI!

we need a blue fuckin' hat

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Admiral Ray posted:

she's running

she's no James Polk :frog:

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Just grab everything u want and pull the fire alarm

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Siljmonster posted:

Seriously what's a manager of Walmart going to do? Tell you not to steal? The only places I wouldn't steal from have actual cops always sitting around them because my city is absolutely terrified of the homeless and the cops just murder them anyways

But a rent a cop? Lol citizens arrest is not a real thing

i wouldnt gently caress with a walmart rent a cop because you know every one of those guys is on some taxi driver/observe and report poo poo where they're itching for a chance to use the deagle they keep hidden in their bellyfolds

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Empire State posted:

I worked at walmart when I was 19 and they sure as hell used cameras to make sure I was pushing carts at all times.

How long ago was that because each Walmart now has 1 manager and 2 workers and a cop that the city pays triple time to stand outside an intimidate minorities

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Bethamphetamine posted:

I hope there's lots of guillotines.
Low, low slices. Always.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


How apeshit do you think Donald Trump would go if Pelosi wore a blue trucker hat with her name on it and it took off

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Siljmonster posted:

An Albertson's in Northern California stopped carrying primatine mist because I stole it all

you need to get in touch w epic high five or plinkey asap

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

Nae! posted:

i wouldnt gently caress with a walmart rent a cop because you know every one of those guys is on some taxi driver/serve and protect poo poo where they're itching for a chance to use the deagle they keep hidden in their bellyfolds

i live in a state where loss prevention can't restrain you in any way and the best they can do is call the cops so you can just walk in, grab whatever you want and then walk out

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Calibanibal posted:

a publix near me stopped carrying saffron because i stole it all

A Publix near me stopped selling sandwiches because I stole them all

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

i have not hosed with opioids beyond some pills for various injuries, but my understanding of how strong fentanyl is makes me wonder what the gently caress is even the point of something with 10x the pop?

I know tolerances build up over time and whatnot, but holy poo poo pisss

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol jack replied and its p dumb

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nae! posted:

i wouldnt gently caress with a walmart rent a cop because you know every one of those guys is on some taxi driver/observe and report poo poo where they're itching for a chance to use the deagle they keep hidden in their bellyfolds

loving ancient security guard reaching out for my chubby arms, his hands break as they try to curl around me and he falls to the floor dead

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Calibanibal posted:

a publix near me stopped carrying saffron because i stole it all

That's awesome because Publix doesn't prosecute for nearly all theft. It's free money. Suzie Sawbuck told me so.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Al ! posted:

i live in a state where loss prevention can't restrain you in any way and the best they can do is call the cops so you can just walk in, grab whatever you want and then walk out

lotta knock-on effects. of the walocalypse

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

fentanyl is really not as bad as the rumors, just eyeball it and you'll be fine

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Siljmonster posted:

An Albertson's in Northern California stopped carrying primatine mist because I stole it all

:smugdon::respek::smugdon:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

*slaps you in the tip of your dick*


lol TUP!!!

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Admiral Ray posted:

she's running

More ghouls. Guillotine

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Calibanibal posted:

fentanyl is really not as bad as the rumors, just eyeball it and you'll be fine

do you mean eyeball as in estimate or do you mean eyeball as in shoot that poo poo into your eyeballs

hell maybe you mean both

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


AppleNippleBOB posted:

More ghouls. Guillotine

AppleNippleBOB

Wendell_T_Stamps
Nov 26, 2017

COOOOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


smarxist posted:

hi lurkers :wave:

sup dude

:yosbutt:

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Squizzle posted:

you need to get in touch w epic high five or plinkey asap

Oh that was years ago I'm just trying to prove how easy it is to steal stuff but yeah plinky s got me

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit
a petco in northern wabash county stopped carrying rats because i stole them all

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Crimson Harvest posted:

Same see you in hell a month from now.

contact epic high five or plinkey

dont wait until the last minute

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

tampon soaked in liquid fentanyl up the butt

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Agean90 posted:

good news, we have another outbreak of strike fever!

https://twitter.com/RichmondIWW/status/1086039339350589441

that poster rules

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Siljmonster posted:

An Albertson's in Northern California stopped carrying primatine mist because I stole it all

Then the US banned the stuff in them so they turned them into pills that did not work, behind the counter.

Love to live with dibilitating disease that an OTC inhaler can possibly help in an emergency

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