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I should know better than to share a good story with you dick bags. It was horrific. It was a formative experience of my young life. But it was a good story from 30 years ago. But no, now I'm a criminal. Whatever you sad bastards. The rest of the stories I'll use someplace else. And you can keep jerking each other off over the latest gif. Bitches.
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Seriously gave him red text for that? 
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oohhboy posted:Seriously gave him red text for that? At least it’s funny.
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train driving? ok iron forging? ok truckfuckling? ok beemurdering? NOT OK!!!!!!!!!!!
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i think its funny dont bee sulky about it. red texts are badges of honor
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Mozi posted:now that's a champion trucklefuckler if i ever done saw one 
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agreed. it should have been BEE HITLER
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Larch posted:I should know better than to share a good story with you dick bags.
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Jesus. Does nobody remember when this was goldmined? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176
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Larch posted:The rest of the stories I'll use someplace else. Noooo! Please, come back! Regale us with your Stories! 
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The red text isn’t funny. The meltdown is.
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not really a meltdown i figured they were just over-dramatizing, but poo poo its the internet
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Just make sure you take the fleshlight out before the truck gets started again.
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:slight OSHA, at least something interesting I encountered on the job site:  Looks more like a wasp... 
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As long as it was entertaining. Thanks for costing me some money for trying to share something.
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you are an 04 with two bans lol its 5 bucks. and yeah it was a good story.
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Consider it a donation to lowtax's spine and also stop being a bitch about it, once you explained then people were just joking around about it
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Butterfly Valley posted:also stop being a bitch about it at this rate he's going to get another one
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Synthbuttrange posted:agreed. But he was the one genociding the bees, so I dunno if that parses correctly. It'd be like calling Adolf "Jew Hitler".
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Who would OSHA Hitler be?
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Kith posted:Who would OSHA Hitler be? more like lovely bathroom construction
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Larch posted:As long as it was entertaining. Dude relax they are loving with you. Your story lines up and it was good and entertains. Buy pms and I’ll change your title to something else. Of your choice!
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Being this salty about it has basically guaranteed that you'll get it again once it is changed.
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Yeah, the best bet is to lay low in for a bit. It'll get forgotten in favor of something new and random. Say, a story about a mudslide of poo poo. Or a Tesla crashing into a firework factory. If you could arrange for both to happen at once you'll be an Anti-OSHA God among men. Edit: We aren't loving with you, but we would be really impressed if you could have the poo poo tsunami put out the tesla firework factory once the fireworks stop going off as much RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jan 18, 2019 |
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lets all chip in and get him a new one. nick cage swarming with bees
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Synthbuttrange posted:lets all chip in and get him a new one. 
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TTerrible posted:Being this salty about it has basically guaranteed that you'll get it again once it is changed. My spinal fund plan kicks into high gear.
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Phanatic posted:Jesus. Does nobody remember when this was goldmined? That thread is why I joined the forums.
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I'm not salty. It's more of a vinegar thing. It's just fun to freak out in a thread once in a while. Nothing personal. I love reading this thread. I'll continue.
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Jan 18, 2019 03:39
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Larch will never kill as many bees as us beekeepers. Please continue, friend.
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Larch posted:I should know better than to share a good story with you dick bags. OK, bee hitler.
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DrPossum posted:OK, bee hitler. We’re moving on. Unless you have an osha bee story to share.
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I need this video narrated by the "this motherfucker right here" guy.
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Kith posted:
Im so happy this was made. Keep truckfuckling
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TOUCH MY TRUCK AND I WILL gently caress MY SISTER
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Posting the sticker was basically my way of lazily shopping it to read that.
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SLOSifl posted:TOUCH MY TRUCK Not like you needed an excuse to do that.
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It's time for a PYF Favorite Dangerous Chemicals/OSHA crossover event!Mr.Radar posted:https://twitter.com/PeteSmithPhD/status/1085761570267901952
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