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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
looking forward to republicans being completely ok with the president suborning perjury

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Want wall, when ? (Wheel)

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Polio Vax Scene posted:

Feelin nostalgic tonight, and wanted to :orb:



:captainpop:

I remember that, that was a whole... 2 Melanies and 239 pounds ago, give or take a weekend in the pissgolem's Florida golf resort

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Stink Billyums posted:

looking forward to republicans being completely ok with the president suborning perjury

why wait, friend? The future is here today.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
:hmbol: oh my loving god I want to just shoot this into my veins

I’m away from tv for a week and I actually regret the vacation atm. fortunately I still got the thread for my fix :f5:

edit: https://twitter.com/merriamwebster/status/1086123856769748992?s=21

LordSloth fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Jan 18, 2019

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

if i were trump (lol gross can you imagine?) and i knew the walls were closing in on me, i'd start tweeting all the Q codewords those idiots have been waiting years for and hope they all just revolted and saved my life. fwiw im also stupid

The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops


i'm currently working on a very cursed image







link to huge

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Aphasian posted:

i'm currently working on a very cursed image







link to huge

loving TOOL was way before its time

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

The Aphasian posted:

i'm currently working on a very cursed image







link to huge

impressive.

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1086108047729192960?s=21

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

LOL'd a little tonight, figured I would check in.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


lol people want the world to burn because we won't make women wear red capes and white hats

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The Aphasian posted:

i'm currently working on a very cursed image







link to huge

[unironic]Thank you for your service :911: :patriot:[/unironic]

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


The Aphasian posted:

i'm currently working on a very cursed image







link to huge

lol this is very good

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/scottwongDC/status/1086038194934738945

Strong Sauce fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Jan 18, 2019

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

He kicked sand in my face and gave me a wedgie but then called me later and said he's sorry so it's ok.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Lil Peeler posted:

He kicked sand in my face and gave me a wedgie but then called me later and said he's sorry so it's ok.

i know its a low bar but considering he could have gotten away with it, i would say his apology is more sincere than if he had been caught and essentially forced to apologize.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


okay im gonna post this one more time and i wont post again it unless i actually see trump in a jail

I ll probably never post it again because nothing matters but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Uy0Uznw4E

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

real vs facebook


(stolen from reddit)

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Ugh, not a lol.

Remember that Belarussian escort who was Deripaska's mistress & had taped conversations of him & 3 Americans in 2016? She got deported from Thailand for prostitution & arrested at a Russian airport.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/17/world/europe/anastasia-vashukevich-nastya-rybka-detained.html

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Hihohe posted:

okay im gonna post this one more time and i wont post again it unless i actually see trump in a jail

I ll probably never post it again because nothing matters but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Uy0Uznw4E

:suicide:

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Kumo posted:

Ugh, not a lol.

Remember that Belarussian escort who was Deripaska's mistress & had taped conversations of him & 3 Americans in 2016? She got deported from Thailand for prostitution & arrested at a Russian airport.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/17/world/europe/anastasia-vashukevich-nastya-rybka-detained.html

Just wondering what happened to her. I honestly thought she had been murked a long time ago. She probably doesn't have long but we can always hope. :smith:

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

nooneofconsequence posted:

real vs facebook


(stolen from reddit)

lol its like those body dysmorphic photoshops the incels make of themselves

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
check out this twitter account that is ALWAYS top and first to reply to Trump tweets:

https://twitter.com/AppSame/status/1086093420165091328

I clicked on their twitter (over 200k followers by the way) and they list their site as appsame.com

Check out this page: http://appsame.com/about/

Twitter does not give a flying gently caress

edit: better yet, click on ANY page.

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Jan 18, 2019

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://mobile.twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1086133835065024512

https://twitter.com/bri_sacks/status/1086110564961546240

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Jan 18, 2019

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
how is this going to be spun by the chud media do you think?

"Oh really, now! Who here can honestly say they've never lied to congress at some point in their life?"

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Junk posted:

how is this going to be spun by the chud media do you think?

"Oh really, now! Who here can honestly say they've never lied to congress at some point in their life?"


https://twitter.com/DavidWohl/status/1086137577394991105
https://twitter.com/DavidWohl/status/1086097203347648512

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Junk posted:

lol its like those body dysmorphic photoshops the incels make of themselves

The finger is the best part.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


nooneofconsequence posted:

The finger is the best part.

Oh my god I had missed the finger and :hmbol:

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Make the tweets you fat coward.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://slate.com/news-and-politics...ws-and-politics

so the gop complains that they didn't hear it. scream bloody murder. pelosi instead of just saying, "tough luck shitheads" decides to call another vote on monday when session is in.

what's that paul gosar, the congressman whose entire family did an ad urging people to vote against him?

quote:

Arizona Rep. Paul Gosar said he certainly saw Guthrie standing at the lectern, but didn’t hear the objection. “There was a lot of commotion,” he said as a caveat. He said further that he had heard stories like this about Pelosi’s bag of tricks, and that Republicans had better wake up when they’re on the floor.

“We were warned—I wasn’t here when Pelosi was in the speakership before—that she is known for this,” he said. “She is known for quick votes, sending people out, all of a sudden having a [unanimous consent] vote when nobody is around. She’s known for this.”

“So plenty of us now are very aware of it,” he said, “and [this] brings it to a point that we’re going to have to be on guard. And leadership is going to have to be on guard as well.”
what kinda tricks did pelosi pull?

quote:

The Republican at the lectern responsible for this task was Kentucky Rep. Brett Guthrie. Either he didn’t call for the recorded vote, or Butterfield didn’t hear him. (If Guthrie did say something, it’s certainly not audible on the C-SPAN replay.) Butterfield waited about 30 seconds and then moved on to the next item of business.

yes. pelosi somehow consumed butterfield's soul, waited a whole 30 seconds for any objection. then did the standard procedure when this occurs.

PELOSI AND HER BAG OF TRICKS.

Seriously Democrats should just tell them all to gently caress off.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Yeah, here's the amazing thing about Trump's relations with other countries: did he tell the President of Mexico that he would suck his dick for $1 for the border wall? Did he tell Kim Jung Un that he would give him all of America's Nukes for a Trump NK Hotel? Did he tell Putin that he would sell America's soul for a single corn chip?

WHO KNOWS?

The word of the President is so low that it doesn't matter what he said or what we believe; nothing matters. Putin or Theresa May or Obrador or the dog catcher in the Czech Republic could say anything and we would at least have to entertain it was true.

HAIL SATAN

Infomaniac
Jul 3, 2007
Support Cartographers Without Borders
Waiting for some trumpy tweets, ready to lol.

B Devs: Heavenly father please send me a sign that what i do is right and just in your eyes.

God: Oh poo poo girl! WTF have you been up to? Lemme review and I'll get back to you.

* bitch goes loving flying over the handle bars for no apparent reason

B Devs: I understand oh Lord. You want me to inflict more pain on the poors


Or some poo poo

Sai-kun
Feb 6, 2011

Is it ever going to be enough, to love another and be loved?

I’m sorry to quote from a handful of pages back but holy loving lol this got me. What a president. What a countrty.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Away all Goats posted:


e: probably a better in the general picture thread

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

The Aphasian posted:

i'm currently working on a very cursed image







link to huge

Very fine art.

See More Butts
Dec 29, 2004



Strong Sauce posted:

https://slate.com/news-and-politics...ws-and-politics

so the gop complains that they didn't hear it. scream bloody murder. pelosi instead of just saying, "tough luck shitheads" decides to call another vote on monday when session is in.

what's that paul gosar, the congressman whose entire family did an ad urging people to vote against him?

what kinda tricks did pelosi pull?


yes. pelosi somehow consumed butterfield's soul, waited a whole 30 seconds for any objection. then did the standard procedure when this occurs.

PELOSI AND HER BAG OF TRICKS.

Seriously Democrats should just tell them all to gently caress off.

hmbol they are trying to gaslight the speaker for 15 minutes hahaha "Are you suuuuure he didn't ask and or maybe you just didn't hear him"

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

666

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Gail satin Mark of the best

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Just loled at all the trump news and remembered sailor.

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Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Yeah but you clearly forgot about Dre

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