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Kak
Sep 27, 2002

It still blows my mind that there are people under 40 that are conservative

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turtlecrunch
May 14, 2013

Hesitation is defeat.
Trump: looks at U.S.A.
Trump: "i founded this country :downs:"

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






lol so they now believe the special counsel? haven't they been spending time trying to discredit the special counsel and now they say something in their favor they all believe the special counsel

(this is all rhetorical. of course they're hypocrites)

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086446833541570560?s=19

Also he keeps retweeting stuff from 2 years ago for some reason

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
so what is His Majesty going to say tomorrow at three?

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Richard Cabeza posted:

so what is His Majesty going to say tomorrow at three?

rape caravans are coming for your women

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Cross post from the iosm thread

https://twitter.com/danozzi/status/1086426899377766400?s=19

I presume Q tards will go nuts and the rest of us will have lols

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Barron has his phone.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Richard Cabeza posted:

so what is His Majesty going to say tomorrow at three?

Martial law declared, land seized from citizens under threat of military reprisal, America collapses into full fascism, Nancy Pelosi tut tuts Donald in a firm tone but believes impeachment violates decorum, black and gay people forced to build wall then exterminated, Chuck Schumer negotiates extra $75B in wall funding in exchange for construction of gas chambers going to contractor of McConnell's choosing.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Martial law declared, land seized from citizens under threat of military reprisal, America collapses into full fascism, Nancy Pelosi tut tuts Donald in a firm tone but believes impeachment violates decorum, black and gay people forced to build wall then exterminated, Chuck Schumer negotiates extra $75B in wall funding in exchange for construction of gas chambers going to contractor of McConnell's choosing.

You forgot "Becomes presidential"

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Plot twist, Katy perry is trumps long lost daughter

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

TotalLossBrain posted:

Cross post from the iosm thread

https://twitter.com/danozzi/status/1086426899377766400?s=19

I presume Q tards will go nuts and the rest of us will have lols

Great, now we know what Trump was jerkin' it to.

OJ.SImpson
Jan 20, 2001

About the buzzfeed thing. Wouldnt Cohen or Lanny Davis jump out and deny it, like immediately. Im going to assume its details are off but the big picture is accurate? Let a man dream

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

OJ.SImpson posted:

About the buzzfeed thing. Wouldnt Cohen or Lanny Davis jump out and deny it, like immediately. Im going to assume its details are off but the big picture is accurate? Let a man dream

Thats the general consensus, it seems like its about the specific evidence they claimed that Mueller has, and not the broad strokes.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

OJ.SImpson posted:

About the buzzfeed thing. Wouldnt Cohen or Lanny Davis jump out and deny it, like immediately. Im going to assume its details are off but the big picture is accurate? Let a man dream

https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/1086427977011920897?s=19

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


What about those of us whose existence depends on Hitler rising to power? Like my soldier grandpa hosed a hot Dutch babe in the Netherlands during World War II and that's how my mom was born. So after I snap baby Hitler's neck do I just disappear in a poof of smoke? Can I succeed in killing him if I can't exist without his existence? Burning questions

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086458937002680320?s=19

Here we go

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

What about those of us whose existence depends on Hitler rising to power? Like my soldier grandpa hosed a hot Dutch babe in the Netherlands during World War II and that's how my mom was born. So after I snap baby Hitler's neck do I just disappear in a poof of smoke? Can I succeed in killing him if I can't exist without his existence? Burning questions

i recommend shrooms and then focusing on the fact that every single event that has ever happened has led you to here

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

What about those of us whose existence depends on Hitler rising to power? Like my soldier grandpa hosed a hot Dutch babe in the Netherlands during World War II and that's how my mom was born. So after I snap baby Hitler's neck do I just disappear in a poof of smoke? Can I succeed in killing him if I can't exist without his existence? Burning questions

Butterfly Effect means literally everyone born after Hitler started altering the future would cease to exist.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

the marioposa effect means everybody who was born after hitler started altering the future would be born gay

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

confirm or deny: AGH is a transdimensional being from that universe

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Mueller just released another statement: the piss tape is 100% real.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Butterfly Effect means literally everyone born after Hitler started altering the future would cease to exist.

DO IT

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/friedmanjon/status/1086461272642613249

Really good loving point

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086464467481833480?s=19

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Former DILF posted:

the marioposa effect means everybody who was born after hitler started altering the future would be born gay

Hmmm.. im gay?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

the witch hunt thats out to get me is very correct but only about this one thing

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Vim Fuego posted:

Hmmm.. im gay?

if you would have already been gay you become pan. everyone goes up a rung on the sex heirarchy

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Had to check the timestamp on this one

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003




so it's 100% confirmed as true now?

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Catastrophe posted:

Remember that time Jon Stewart went on a show he hated just so he could tell Tucker Carlson that he's hurting America, is a partisan hack, and that he's a dick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvnyBCjPtmU

the comments make me sad for America.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

cnut posted:

gently caress off

https://twitter.com/mrdavehill/status/1086030105779060740?s=19

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



Getting a real rapey vibe from this pic

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

a new study bible! posted:

Getting a real rapey vibe from this pic

its like a textbook illustration from the chapter on raperface

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


dave's not wrong

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1086483485668319233?s=21

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Lol, in the year 2019 no less.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


She's approaching Pokémon Go to the Polls territory with this one

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Look at what I lol'd across in the wild today. I was stopped at a red light behind this fool. I hope he didn't see me taking pics and doubling over with laughter.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
It's a good pun imo

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