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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

LesterGroans posted:

Could be Wolf Creek, but you definitely see the killer in that.

Yeah, it's that one, thanks. I recognise the poster. Reading the summary, it seems that it only had one scene where the bad guy snipes the protagonists. Obviously that's just the one that left the biggest impression on me. Perhaps I conflated it with something else as well.

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LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Wheat Loaf posted:

Yeah, it's that one, thanks. I recognise the poster. Reading the summary, it seems that it only had one scene where the bad guy snipes the protagonists. Obviously that's just the one that left the biggest impression on me. Perhaps I conflated it with something else as well.

It's a really good movie, so you should definitely rewatch it.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

LesterGroans posted:

It's a really good movie, so you should definitely rewatch it.

A few years ago I tried to find and rewatch every movie I'd seen parts of on late-night television when I was younger. I didn't get very far with it because so many of these movies were really bad action movies from the early 90s, but it allowed me to rediscover things like Boogie Nights and Traffic.

However, there is one that I've never been able to discover a title for, which I've mentioned a couple of times in this thread. It was aired on one of the terrestrial UK channels (probably Channel Four) which was running some documentaries on video nasties and "the dark side of porn" and it was presumably chosen for its thematic consistency with the latter subject (this is also how I first saw 8mm and, amusingly enough, Showgirls).

The movie was about a lonely, nebbish office worker who is obsessed with finding "realistic" pornography as a substitute for his unfulfilling love life, and eventually he decides to start directing his own movies to achieve his vision. He ends up secretly recording himself having sex with his new girlfriend and when she goes to his producer to try and get the tape back, he shoots her dead by accident, and the tape is released while he's in prison. Movie ends with him sitting alone watching the video and narrating about how people said he should have been in jail longer, but he'll never be free.

Akuma
Sep 11, 2001


Wheat Loaf posted:

However, there is one that I've never been able to discover a title for, which I've mentioned a couple of times in this thread. It was aired on one of the terrestrial UK channels (probably Channel Four) which was running some documentaries on video nasties and "the dark side of porn" and it was presumably chosen for its thematic consistency with the latter subject (this is also how I first saw 8mm and, amusingly enough, Showgirls).

The movie was about a lonely, nebbish office worker who is obsessed with finding "realistic" pornography as a substitute for his unfulfilling love life, and eventually he decides to start directing his own movies to achieve his vision. He ends up secretly recording himself having sex with his new girlfriend and when she goes to his producer to try and get the tape back, he shoots her dead by accident, and the tape is released while he's in prison. Movie ends with him sitting alone watching the video and narrating about how people said he should have been in jail longer, but he'll never be free.
Oh gently caress I saw this too, yeah probably Channel Four! But I don't remember what it was, either...

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Wheat Loaf posted:

A few years ago I tried to find and rewatch every movie I'd seen parts of on late-night television when I was younger. I didn't get very far with it because so many of these movies were really bad action movies from the early 90s, but it allowed me to rediscover things like Boogie Nights and Traffic.

However, there is one that I've never been able to discover a title for, which I've mentioned a couple of times in this thread. It was aired on one of the terrestrial UK channels (probably Channel Four) which was running some documentaries on video nasties and "the dark side of porn" and it was presumably chosen for its thematic consistency with the latter subject (this is also how I first saw 8mm and, amusingly enough, Showgirls).

The movie was about a lonely, nebbish office worker who is obsessed with finding "realistic" pornography as a substitute for his unfulfilling love life, and eventually he decides to start directing his own movies to achieve his vision. He ends up secretly recording himself having sex with his new girlfriend and when she goes to his producer to try and get the tape back, he shoots her dead by accident, and the tape is released while he's in prison. Movie ends with him sitting alone watching the video and narrating about how people said he should have been in jail longer, but he'll never be free.

It turns out that Wikipedia actually has a list of films about pornography, it might be in there

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Akuma posted:

Oh gently caress I saw this too, yeah probably Channel Four! But I don't remember what it was, either...

I remember a few other details from it: at the start of the movie, he's spending his time in the local park trying to invite young women to go to the theatre with him, which backfires when he successfully manages to convince a girl who he doesn't realise is underage to see Les Mis with him and he gets threatened by her family when he tries to pick her up; when he starts making his own homemade porn, he gets in troubled for filming it in his office; and there's one scene where he briefly romances a porn star who makes a secret recording of them having sex and breaks up with her after she says something like, "Not so fun being on the other side of the camera, is it?"

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

gey muckle mowser posted:

Sounds somewhat like the John Ford film The Lost Patrol (1934) although that's not a horror movie and they were soldiers and not motorists... it was remade a couple times though including a 1995 version called Sahara.

Probably not it, but maybe it will help in the search.

The 1995 Sahara starring Jim Belushi is a remake of the 1943 Sahara starring Humphrey Bogart. I do not know if the 43 movie is a remake of the lost patrol, but it wouldn't surprise me.

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

SimonCat posted:

The 1995 Sahara starring Jim Belushi is a remake of the 1943 Sahara starring Humphrey Bogart. I do not know if the 43 movie is a remake of the lost patrol, but it wouldn't surprise me.

For the record: the 1995 version is really good. I know bashing on Jim Belushi is a sport for people, but he’s a legit good actor.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Trevor Hale posted:

For the record: the 1995 version is really good. I know bashing on Jim Belushi is a sport for people, but he’s a legit good actor.

Those people haven't seen Twin Peaks season 3, and only watch According to Jim. :colbert:

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

SimonCat posted:

The 1995 Sahara starring Jim Belushi is a remake of the 1943 Sahara starring Humphrey Bogart. I do not know if the 43 movie is a remake of the lost patrol, but it wouldn't surprise me.

Kind of an indirect remake according to wikipedia - "The Lost Patrol was reprised in a number of films, the script was the basis for the 1936 Soviet film The Thirteen, set by director Mikhail Romm in the Central Asia desert during the Basmachi rebellion. This Soviet film was then adapted in Sahara, featuring Humphrey Bogart and the 1995 remake featuring James Belushi."

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Does anyone know the name of the beheading video the kids at the party are watching on a laptop in Hereditary? I thought it was The Execution of Mary, Queen of Scots (1895) but upon further review they are using a guillotine and not an axe, so that isn’t it.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Check the credits.

UNRULY_HOUSEGUEST
Jul 19, 2006

mea culpa

Teenage Fansub posted:

Check the credits.

Or let IMDB do the work and find out it is apparently this thing.

edit: linking from YouTube is hard, see below

UNRULY_HOUSEGUEST fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Jan 15, 2019

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

UNRULY_HOUSEGUEST posted:

Or let IMDB do the work and find out it is apparently this thing.

That link doesn't work but it is History of Crime (1901)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-4vFy8ZQBI&t=300s

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hi someone know how is called that movie who was made from trailers of old movies. The only thing i remember was a PSA of sorts against drugs. It had a cop with hat and gabardine and the this is your brain on drugs bit

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I'm guessing you didn't take that PSA to heart.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


rodbeard posted:

I'm guessing you didn't take that PSA to heart.

s/he's pretty obviously just not a native english speaker, that looks like spanish syntax, butthead

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

DeimosRising posted:

s/he's pretty obviously just not a native english speaker, that looks like spanish syntax, butthead

I would be loving amazed if someone whose forums name was almost definitely taken from Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas was a stranger to drugs

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DeimosRising posted:

s/he's pretty obviously just not a native english speaker, that looks like spanish syntax, butthead

correct

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I would be loving amazed if someone whose forums name was almost definitely taken from Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas was a stranger to drugs

correct

Anyways somebody knows what movie im talking about?

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



DoctorGonzo posted:

hi someone know how is called that movie who was made from trailers of old movies. The only thing i remember was a PSA of sorts against drugs. It had a cop with hat and gabardine and the this is your brain on drugs bit

"Made from trailers of old movies" like Grindhouse? Or like, the entire movie is back-to-back trailers?

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

DoctorGonzo posted:

hi someone know how is called that movie who was made from trailers of old movies. The only thing i remember was a PSA of sorts against drugs. It had a cop with hat and gabardine and the this is your brain on drugs bit

Pretty sure you're thinking of Drive-In Madness!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Skyscraper posted:

"Made from trailers of old movies" like Grindhouse? Or like, the entire movie is back-to-back trailers?

The first one

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

DoctorGonzo posted:

hi someone know how is called that movie who was made from trailers of old movies. The only thing i remember was a PSA of sorts against drugs. It had a cop with hat and gabardine and the this is your brain on drugs bit

There's the documentary about pot called Grass that is made up of clips of films. That has several of the PSA films in it.

Fiscal Conservative
Feb 26, 2006
I'm looking for an old Japanese Film involving a group of soldiers surviving in the jungle. The Japanese soldiers where hunting monkeys but mostly starving to death. In one of the last scenes, the last batch if survivors were surrendering to an American jeep passing by. In said jeep was two Americans and one local woman; the local Woman machine gunned their asses down.


My bosses wife is Chinese/Korean and thoroughly enjoys watching Japanese suffer in WW2 movies. So I would like to be able to recommend this film.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fiscal Conservative posted:

I'm looking for an old Japanese Film involving a group of soldiers surviving in the jungle. The Japanese soldiers where hunting monkeys but mostly starving to death. In one of the last scenes, the last batch if survivors were surrendering to an American jeep passing by. In said jeep was two Americans and one local woman; the local Woman machine gunned their asses down.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fires_on_the_Plain_(1959_film)

quote:

My bosses wife is Chinese/Korean and thoroughly enjoys watching Japanese suffer in WW2 movies. So I would like to be able to recommend this film.

:staredog:

Fiscal Conservative
Feb 26, 2006

exactly it! Thanks a bunch. Reading the plot, I don't think I saw the beginning of the movie; I'll have to rewatch.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Fiscal Conservative posted:

exactly it! Thanks a bunch. Reading the plot, I don't think I saw the beginning of the movie; I'll have to rewatch.

Maybe you’ll get a raise.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Skyscraper posted:

"Made from trailers of old movies" like Grindhouse? Or like, the entire movie is back-to-back trailers?

Trailer Wars? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2429800/

Its an Alamo Drafthouse movie. Made from crazy 70s trailers. It has lots of good parts from tons of terrible movies.\

It lead me to the most amazing song, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HRFsyoeYTw

SPACE HOMOS fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jan 20, 2019

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
What is this from?

https://twitter.com/sleepyncreepy/status/1087098171975782400

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
I'm not sure if this is a movie or sitcom or what.

It's a person or persons convincing someone else that they didn't really mess with their letter or song or book or whatever. The person is like, "you changed all the words" and the people who changed it are like, "no, we kept the import ones... 'the' and 'he' and 'and'..." or something like that.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

LesterGroans posted:

I'm not sure if this is a movie or sitcom or what.

It's a person or persons convincing someone else that they didn't really mess with their letter or song or book or whatever. The person is like, "you changed all the words" and the people who changed it are like, "no, we kept the import ones... 'the' and 'he' and 'and'..." or something like that.

This seems like a skit from some absurdist comedy troupe, like Python or Kids in the Hall. Maybe a Bit of Fry and Laurie, or That Mitchell and Webb Look?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

That definitely sounds like a Mitchell & Webb thing.

codyclarke
Jan 10, 2006

IDIOT SOUP
This one's on the tip of my tongue, but I can't figure it out. This is from either a standup comic (I thought it was Carlin, but I can't find anything when searching) or a character on a TV show says it during a rant or something. (Thought it might have been The Wire, but it's not.) It's a guy in his 40's or older talking about how the way to fix America is to just start a project building something, anything. Doesn't matter what it is, just put people to work building something, in the middle of nowhere, even. The rant continues with describing people then visiting the thing. The rant was definitely played for laughs, but had some truth to it.

Edit: Found it, it was an old Lewis Black bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kod1nIxteWQ

codyclarke fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Jan 23, 2019

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Torquemada posted:

Maybe you’ll get a raise.

Red Angel (1966) would also be a film that might garner a raise.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


I think that might be from one of the Plaga Zombie movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM2kHQfR_f4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqgArLoah3M

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Awesome thank you :)

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
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This one’s been bugging me for a couple weeks now, I saw it back in Catholic high school (weird decision), and the main things I remember are; a kid nearly drowning early in the movie and the same kid actually drowning at the end of the movie; a kid suspended from a harness throwing up in the middle of a school play; the main character’s biological father, who has been absent his entire life, turns out to be his priest in a third-act twist.

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

X-Ray Pecs posted:

This one’s been bugging me for a couple weeks now, I saw it back in Catholic high school (weird decision), and the main things I remember are; a kid nearly drowning early in the movie and the same kid actually drowning at the end of the movie; a kid suspended from a harness throwing up in the middle of a school play; the main character’s biological father, who has been absent his entire life, turns out to be his priest in a third-act twist.

Simon Birch. You forgot “Simon is put in to his first little league game and swings and hits a foul ball that kills his best friend’s mother”

That this is all less batshit crazy than the short story its based on blows my mind every day.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Trevor Hale posted:

Simon Birch. You forgot “Simon is put in to his first little league game and swings and hits a foul ball that kills his best friend’s mother”

That this is all less batshit crazy than the short story its based on blows my mind every day.

Holy poo poo the boy whose dad is a priest is Tim from Jurassic Park? And the mom is Ashley Judd? The gently caress?

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Holy poo poo the boy whose dad is a priest is Tim from Jurassic Park? And the mom is Ashley Judd? The gently caress?

That was the movie which introduced me to Oliver Platt. And I, too, saw it in Catholic school.

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