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FogHelmut posted:The Alamo has a wall around it. where the hell is the Alamo? I need to find my bike
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Stink Billyums posted:He meant El Paso but Spanish names are too confusing. San Antonio: "This president's made in New York City!" "NEW YORK CITY?!" "Get a rope."
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I had a weird dream last night: I was at some alternate version of the White House and the Capitol combined and I snuck into a back area where US Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell found me and told me to wait in one spot until he got back. Then I snuck out from there and peeked at him serving Trump a huge roast dinner with red wine and people were upset Trump would be eating a roast dinner while government employees went hungry. Then I snuck out from there to the backyard where there was a big college kegger party and I saw some of my old friends from college. Then I saw one who was drunk and she said to drink with her but I had to tell her I don't drink anymore. She said it was okay but told me I made the news because I posted a picture of Trump eating a roast dinner to Twitter. Then I went to a grocery store and someone there warned me that with the government shutdown, if I get caught eating a cookie by one of the security parrots I'd be convicted of a federal crime and sent to jail for 20-30 years. But I managed to leave the store without eating or taking anything and I showed my empty pockets to the security officer at the store exit by the checkout lines to show I didn't have any cookies or muffins in my pockets. Then I went to some random neighborhood and followed a sexy lady who invited me to her house, then her house changed into destroyed wreckage and she turned into a monster from The Thing and tried to eat me. Then I woke up. Maybe I shouldn't read this thread right before bed... 
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goddamn it, America https://twitter.com/jamilsmith/status/1086721064498094080?s=21
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Catastrophe posted:San Antonio: "This president's made in New York City!" San Antonio: "This president's made in New York City!" "New York City?!" "He's just like us, a regular normal person with a wife and kids and also he's better than us because he is very wealthy. Being a billionaire makes you very wise. In fact he probably works harder than any of us ever have. I would take a bullet for that brilliant beautiful New Yorker. If only all Texans could be as tough and rugged and strong as this man born into a golden castle. God I hope he cums in my wife."
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:I had a weird dream last night: I have weird dreams every night, that is why I drink.
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I like how Tromps offer is for only 3 years so he gets to exploit the issue again to start his second term. 4d chess.
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lol chuds are trying to spread that the racist MAGA student was a liberal plant
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FogHelmut posted:The Alamo has a wall around it. Apparently no basement, however!
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Egbert Souse posted:lol chuds are trying to spread that the racist MAGA student was a liberal plant Because of course they are. Incapable of seeing themselves seperate from MAGA and Trpmu so everything that goes against the narrative is a plant or a hoax or in some way trying to discredit their legitimate movement. It's a mass-delusion caught in an echochamber.
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priznat posted:Apparently no basement, however! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv08vnIlnIw
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Everyone on the planet works for George Soros
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lol donald trump is still president
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Away all Goats posted:lol donald trump is still president A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Everyone on the planet works for George Soros
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poisonpill posted:the reality show guy??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5xs4vMx-fM
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poisonpill posted:the reality show guy??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHzdxly0Y9Q
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poisonpill posted:the reality show guy??? Yeah, it's pretty funny.
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An insane mind posted:Because of course they are. Incapable of seeing themselves seperate from MAGA and Trpmu so everything that goes against the narrative is a plant or a hoax or in some way trying to discredit their legitimate movement.
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Knight posted:What a tragedy, to find out you were the false flag all along. I don't know if this post is mocking me, but I find it poignant.
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An insane mind posted:I don't know if this post is mocking me, but I find it poignant.
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Knight posted:No mockery, friend. Inspired (sounds like the wrong word) by the guy who pulled up to Parkland in his best Trump t-shirt to find out his daughter was dead and all his friends on social media shouting he/she were crisis actors. Wow. I kind of want that not to be true.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Everyone on the planet works for George Soros Man, I loving wish I was getting paid by Soros
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An insane mind posted:Wow. I kind of want that not to be true. https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2018/dec/11/politifacts-lie-year-parkland-student-conspiracies/ Yeah he didn't learn from this. Last I heard he was making the rounds as the Parkland victims dad who LOVES HIS 2A. Legend has it he's still doing it...
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73 years later and... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaWSqboZr1w
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Knight posted:https://twitter.com/alexseltzer/status/964162027840245761 Lib status: ⬜ Not Owned ☑️ Owned
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Knight posted:https://twitter.com/alexseltzer/status/964162027840245761 this dude's twitter is some purestrain chud https://twitter.com/AndrewPollackFL/status/1086654726639374336 and he's on the Florida Board of Education. Good luck, Florida! (there's actually some drama where Scott appointed him but DeSantis rescinded it but he's expect to reappoint him so w/e)
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Who What Now posted:My God, are there finally some Democrats with balls?
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Johnny Walker posted:All we had to do all this time was elect a bunch of non-boomer Democratic women.
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Johnny Walker posted:All we had to do all this time was elect a bunch of Democratic women. Wow there buddy I'm all for change but let's not go reinvent the wheel. Or the wall.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I think the president might not know what he is doing I was going to say "Trump knows exactly what he's doing", but then I thought about this and maybe that's not the right words to use. It's more like, Trump has a feeling that the American people will eat up this poo poo he's serving up after he tells them it's chocolate ice cream. I can't say that his feeling is wrong in this case because past experience seems to indicate he's right. Trump is banking on the fact that no one can tell what is real anymore and that he can lie with impunity about literally anything and get away with it.
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Ithle01 posted:I was going to say "Trump knows exactly what he's doing", but then I thought about this and maybe that's not the right words to use. It's more like, Trump has a feeling that the American people will eat up this poo poo he's serving up after he tells them it's chocolate ice cream. I can't say that his feeling is wrong in this case because past experience seems to indicate he's right. Trump is banking on the fact that no one can tell what is real anymore and that he can lie with impunity about literally anything and get away with it. I don't think he knows what he's doing. I think he has been an rear end in a top hat for his entire life and has been rewarded for it. Now people don't like him for some reason and he doesn't know how to fix it. So he just doubles down. It has always worked before
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I don't think he knows what he's doing. I think he has been an rear end in a top hat for his entire life and has been rewarded for it. Now people don't like him for some reason and he doesn't know how to fix it. So he just doubles down. It has always worked before It's exactly this. ^^
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I don't think he knows what he's doing. I think he has been an rear end in a top hat for his entire life and has been rewarded for it. Now people don't like him for some reason and he doesn't know how to fix it. So he just doubles down. It has always worked before Yeah exactly, he doesn't know what he's doing and is functioning off of his dementia ridden lizard brain, but apparently that makes him seem like a genius to half this stupid loving country of mine and because he's never actually been punished in any real way his whole life other than rich people 'consequences' for going bankrupt three times Trump has no reason to doubt them so he just keeps pushing this same gaslighting poo poo down everyone's throat. The problem, for me at least because I have to live in this trash heap, is that it works more often than it should.
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