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Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

i was serious, its worth the trip to the bimbo factory outlet, youll be pleased

# ? Jan 19, 2019 20:36

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# ? May 23, 2024 19:39

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

just what i need, discount factory second bimbos

# ? Jan 19, 2019 20:37

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

sadly the nearest one to me is 100+ miles away now

# ? Jan 19, 2019 20:38

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

hifi posted:

in the future we'll all eat the weird christian fridge bread

under his rye

# ? Jan 19, 2019 20:59

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

iospace posted:

Goons: DON'T ENGAGE FISHMECH

Also goons: *trips over their dicks to engage fishmech*

# ? Jan 19, 2019 21:00

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

oh hey this derail is still going on? I had some rye bread toast with cardamom cashew butter this morning for breakfast and it was very good

# ? Jan 19, 2019 21:21

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

syscall girl posted:

under his rye

# ? Jan 19, 2019 21:21

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Endless Mike posted:

this is code for "black people." much like "safe neighborhood" means "no black people."

i ride the bus

# ? Jan 19, 2019 21:43

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Trabisnikof posted:

i was serious, its worth the trip to the bimbo factory outlet, youll be pleased

all the bimbos at the outlets are made specifically for the bimbo outlet nowadays, pass

# ? Jan 19, 2019 21:44

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

also just an fyi for all the brain geniouses out there: "an order of magnitude" is a fancy way of saying "ten times as much"

# ? Jan 19, 2019 22:17

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

thanks

# ? Jan 19, 2019 22:18

mystes: May 31, 2006

Stymie posted:

also just an fyi for all the brain geniouses out there: "an order of magnitude" is a fancy way of saying "ten times as much"

This post is a binary order of magnitude worse than even Stymie's usual posts.

# ? Jan 19, 2019 22:46

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i mean, it's one loaf of bread michael, how much could it cost? $30?

# ? Jan 19, 2019 22:52

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Midjack posted:

yeah subway bakes it right there in the store

# ? Jan 19, 2019 23:28

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Stymie posted:

also just an fyi for all the brain geniouses out there: "an order of magnitude" is a fancy way of saying "ten times as much"

wtf I thought we were pals

e: I assume I used the wording cause I do a lot, it sounds fancy :3:

# ? Jan 19, 2019 23:35

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

lancemantis posted:

as a person who used to live 100 miles away from a place where you could get guaranteed fresh bread I�m going to say yeah such situations exist

and no nobody drove 200 miles in a day for that poo poo

even small towns in Idaho have a nearby bakery

if you�re so keen on living in the middle of nowhere then don�t bitch about how far away everything is

# ? Jan 20, 2019 02:41

4lokos basilisk: Jul 17, 2008

fishmech believes the little portions of cut up fruit you can buy in convenience stores are unironically equivalent to fruit you can get at the fresh produce section in a big supermarket. so probably "fresh baked bread" in this context means that you can buy a frozen 6-pack of bagels and toss it into a microwave oven. because it has "oven" in the name you see and ovens are used for baking tyvm

Bhodi posted:

rye bread is an abomination unto food and should not exist

wish your posting would not exist

# ? Jan 20, 2019 04:54

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

hifi posted:

in the future we'll all eat the weird christian fridge bread

my dad went bonkers on that stuff after the divorce

all trying to spread butter across bread absolutely studded with sunflower seeds like it's a substitute for healthy food

# ? Jan 20, 2019 05:04

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Penisface posted:

fishmech believes the little portions of cut up fruit you can buy in convenience stores are unironically equivalent to fruit you can get at the fresh produce section in a big supermarket. so probably "fresh baked bread" in this context means that you can buy a frozen 6-pack of bagels and toss it into a microwave oven. because it has "oven" in the name you see and ovens are used for baking tyvm

wish your posting would not exist

not that i'm looking to defend fishmech, but the other extreme here is goons saying a loaf of fresh bread costs $30 and can only be bought from free range artisnal hipsters deep in the gentrified boroughs

# ? Jan 20, 2019 05:42

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

my dad went bonkers on that stuff after the divorce

all trying to spread butter across bread absolutely studded with sunflower seeds like it's a substitute for healthy food

what's the deal with that stuff anyway? some sort of penitence by way of eating something that's wholly unpleasant to chew?

# ? Jan 20, 2019 05:44

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

infernal machines posted:

what's the deal with that stuff anyway? some sort of penitence by way of eating something that's wholly unpleasant to chew?

there are like half-a-dozen recipes in the bible and this one dude figured out that there was one not in active production, so he started producing it

# ? Jan 20, 2019 05:46

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

ah so it's like mead.

there's a reason people stopped making it and the reason is it sucks

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:06

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

fishmech irl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOHGr8r5Cs4&t=112s

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:10

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

my family goes though like 3 loafs of bread a week. I have 6 in the freezer right now

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:11

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

infernal machines posted:

not that i'm looking to defend fishmech, but the other extreme here is goons saying a loaf of fresh bread costs $30 and can only be bought from free range artisnal hipsters deep in the gentrified boroughs

no lol the other extreme (me) is that fishmechs a jerkbag and i like to rile him up once in a while before i go out

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:11

Oneiros: Jan 12, 2007

infernal machines posted:

ah so it's like mead.

there's a reason people stopped making it and the reason is it sucks

mead is delicious you take that back :mad:

there�s a place in point reyes that makes sparkling mead and it�s very good.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:12

BMan: Oct 31, 2015; KNIIIIIIFE
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infernal machines posted:

what's the deal with that stuff anyway? some sort of penitence by way of eating something that's wholly unpleasant to chew?

you should try this wonderful lunch, it's more than a delicious tasty crunch.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:12

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

FCKGW posted:

my family goes though like 3 loafs of bread a week. I have 6 in the freezer right now

<in extremely stymie voice> bbut grains are literally poison?!?

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:17

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

what I want to know is, why haven't people put more effort into figuring out which kinds of locust are kosher

haveblue fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Jan 20, 2019

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:32

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Oneiros posted:

mead is delicious you take that back

there�s a place in point reyes that makes sparkling mead and it�s very good.

mead is super delicious but too sweet to drink all night imo

gotta mix it up with some pilsners

ps: sure ill eat a locust, who wouldnt?

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:39

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Oneiros posted:

mead is delicious you take that back

there�s a place in point reyes that makes sparkling mead and it�s very good.

how many leather mugs do you own? be honest now

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:43

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Oneiros posted:

mead is delicious you take that back

there�s a place in point reyes that makes sparkling mead and it�s very good.

which place is that? we got a meadery here in berkeley which is pretty good, and another one in oakland. i like mead but it's more of a special occasiona drink than all-day-thing

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:47

Oneiros: Jan 12, 2007

infernal machines posted:

how many leather mugs do you own? be honest now

none so far but i may have possibly thought about maybe buying a drinking horn.

Xaris posted:

which place is that? we got a meadery here in berkeley which is pretty good, and another one in oakland. i like mead but it's more of a special occasiona drink than all-day-thing

Heiderun Meadery. they do sparkling meads from a variety of types of honey, ranging from very dry to semi-sweet. highly recommended trying if you like mead or like the flavor of mead but think it�s typically too sweet.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:54

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Oneiros posted:

none so far but i may have possibly thought about maybe buying a drinking horn.

Heiderun Meadery. they do sparkling meads from a variety of types of honey, ranging from very dry to semi-sweet. highly recommended trying if you like mead or like the flavor of mead but think it�s typically too sweet.

ohh ive actually been there weirdly enough. yeah they're pretty good!

# ? Jan 20, 2019 06:57

skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

graph, man, what the hell

# ? Jan 20, 2019 07:02

Celexi: Nov 25, 2006; Slava Ukraini!

I just went to the grocery store and paid 50$ for a loaf of bread things are getting out of hand

# ? Jan 20, 2019 07:28

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Skim Milk posted:

graph, man, what the hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX0z2HIxxF4

(except when it says feb 2019, its actually june 1982 ish)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-gYL_C1Db8

# ? Jan 20, 2019 07:36

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Skim Milk posted:

graph, man, what the hell

seriously, we've already got a polycule of renfaire beardos talking about mead

# ? Jan 20, 2019 07:43

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

infernal machines posted:

not that i'm looking to defend fishmech, but the other extreme here is goons saying a loaf of fresh bread costs $30 and can only be bought from free range artisnal hipsters deep in the gentrified boroughs

the word borough was a trigger i can't help it

in new york city fresh bread is generally baked in places that you would be afraid to park your car. it is distributed to retailers daily and sold in rich and poor neighborhoods alike for $1 to $3

not coincidentally, nyc does not have very many "food deserts"

nobody is too awful far away from a grocery

# ? Jan 20, 2019 07:51

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

the word borough was a trigger i can't help it

in new york city fresh bread is generally baked in places that you would be afraid to park your car. it is distributed to retailers daily and sold in rich and poor neighborhoods alike for $1 to $3

not coincidentally, nyc does not have very many "food deserts"

nobody is too awful far away from a grocery

In Pennsylvania, only two local governments exist: Cities and boroughs.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 08:47

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