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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Silly Burrito posted:

If they win, will he break out the Legal Sea Foods clam chowder at the victory party?

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

sweet thursday posted:

There is a loving picture of a man kissing a young boy and the mods can't do anything about it because that man just recently won an AFC championship and the boy he is kissing is his young son.

And Trump is president

what a world

these are related cause the patriots are the trump team and ur the trump voter

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

shyduck posted:

Bullshit. Los Angeles isn't rooting for anybody

norcal absolutely detests tom brady
socal is full of white racists

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

The state of Michigan is rooting for the Patriots, without question. That being said, memes are lovely garbage.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Tim Whatley posted:

LA didn't even know there was football on today
There was some Twitter video earlier from some bar in LA when they won, and you could cut the apathy in the room with a knife

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Pops Mgee posted:

I hope Tom Brady's son cheats on him and kisses some other dad.

I hope it’s Nick Mullens

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Ghost Dog posted:

these are related cause the patriots are the trump team and ur the trump voter

Thanks for exposing my cover, Pelosi

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



It was me. I'm going to erect a giant making GBS threads rear end across those seats.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001





holy poo poo the 94 to 47 plays run, that ridiculous time of possession difference and the 13/19 on 3rd downs.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010


Don't doxx my parlay winnings

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

since AOC went to boston college there's a non-zero chance she's a patriots fan

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

In the real one there’s a good chance California is Patriots lol

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
This is awkward, but

Go Rams

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Zyla posted:

since AOC went to boston college there's a non-zero chance she's a patriots fan

this is violence

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Ghost Dog posted:

this is violence

:smugdog:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Zyla posted:

since AOC went to boston college there's a non-zero chance she's a patriots fan

Boston University. She didn’t go to some loving Jesuit overrated school like BC.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

i watched aoc on a stream earlier and she is Not a patriots fan she likes the n64 and video games i kindly thank you to not spread lies no one could like both

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Kalli posted:

holy poo poo the 94 to 47 plays run, that ridiculous time of possession difference and the 13/19 on 3rd downs.

defense wins championships

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

I'm so pumped about that game I might even go to work tomorrow

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

shyduck posted:

There was some Twitter video earlier from some bar in LA when they won, and you could cut the apathy in the room with a knife

via Gonz in the N/V thread:

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1087135251510501377

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ghost Dog posted:

i watched aoc on a stream earlier and she is Not a patriots fan she likes the n64 and video games i kindly thank you to not spread lies no one could like both

As a representative from the Bronx she clearly roots for the one genuine New York team, the Buffalo Bills.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


:same:

SKULL.GIF posted:

There's three good, interesting AFC teams:

Raiders
Dolphins
Browns

Everyone else is dull and uninteresting, mass-marketed, papered over pablum

the tExAnS wow!!! red and blue!!! oh also white!!! colts!!!

if the browns weren't the absolute worst team in existence, i'd dislike them for having the colors of being literal poo poo. tho you could make the argument the colors fit the team very well

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Andy Reid is probably being all like "We'll get them next year, everyone!"

you know, like losers say

:smug:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Andy Reid is already six ribs deep into some KC BBQ, which as far as consolation prizes go is pretty good.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


thanks, i hate this

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010


The "So is that game?" at the end killed me

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Huzzah! in video form

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




SKULL.GIF posted:

There's three good, interesting AFC teams:

Raiders
Dolphins
Browns

Everyone else is dull and uninteresting, mass-marketed, papered over pablum

the tExAnS wow!!! red and blue!!! oh also white!!! colts!!!

What's interesting about the Dolphins?

Pops Mgee posted:

I hope Tom Brady's son cheats on him and kisses some other dad.

:hmmyes:

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Ammanas posted:

people are going to focus on the neutral zone lineup. when what really sealed the game was the bullshit roughing call that ONLY brady would get.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
has anyone team not pulled the "they didnt believe in us" card? did the 94 niners tell themselves that everybody was betting against them?

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Spring Break My Heart posted:

has anyone team not pulled the "they didnt believe in us" card? did the 94 niners tell themselves that everybody was betting against them?

The 2004 Patriots were probably the most egregious example.

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Ammanas posted:

people are going to focus on the neutral zone lineup. when what really sealed the game was the bullshit roughing call that ONLY brady would get. because lmfao how are you in the AFCG and not know where the line of scrimmage is?!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Spring Break My Heart posted:

has anyone team not pulled the "they didnt believe in us" card? did the 94 niners tell themselves that everybody was betting against them?
Probably some of those Cowboys teams

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


Slander! Libel and slander!

*whispers off mic* can it be slander if it technically happened?

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The 2004 Patriots were probably the most egregious example.

Rodney Harrison was the GOAT at pretending to be an underdog.

To be fair they were on the road in the AFCCG against a 15-1 Steelers team.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Someone please buy me a new title.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Someone please buy me a new title.

Goodell just did

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King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Someday, decades from now, an aged Tom Brady will be sitting alone in a dark room in a state between sleep and increasingly seldom moments of lucidity. Football has now been banned for years. For most people, it has become but a distant memory. It has receded to an occasional question on Jeopardy!, an old edition of Trivial Pursuit, and the crazed ravings of a refugee from Boston forced far from home by rising sea levels.

But Tom has sadly not forgotten. In his dotage, he is tortured every moment, longing for fame and the glory of another Super Bowl victory that can now never come again. His winnings and trophies have been squandered and pawned off by descendants, who have meted this out as a punishment for the coldness with which they were treated by their illustrious ancestor in earlier days.

All that now remains for Tom - besides that tattered Hall of Fame jacket he wears to ward off bitterly cold nights - is his empty, unquenchable vainglory.

On death’s bed, a better man would realize his folly because all glory is fleeting. But this is not to be for Tom. He will suffer dearly in this life and the next still aspiring for one impossible, elusive final success. Then, as he finally descends into hell, everything for which he strived will be finally consumed by voracious time and the circling of the sun that burns away the centuries.

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