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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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TheDemon
Dec 11, 2006

...on the plus side I'm feeling much more angry now than I expected so this totally helps me get in character.
This page just proves that Jagganoth's OPEN PALM SLAM etc routine probably works

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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I'm going to assume that coffee is a multiversal constant.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

An army of monkeys who knows 49 Empty Palms. Would-be future conquerors of Throne are so hosed.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Tuxedo Ted posted:

OK but for real that monkey mimicking Allison in panel 2 is adorable. I hope she accidentally imparts some level of real training on it, who in turn inspires other monkeys.

One of them might become so enlightened as to find the way to the void, and then become Awakened to Vacuity, and get on a lot of wacky adventures.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
princess is a poofy jackets kinda lady it seems

what is allison hanging from in that "strength-training" panel

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Tollymain posted:

princess is a poofy jackets kinda lady it seems

what is allison hanging from in that "strength-training" panel

Girl has found her pull up spots and its on the faces of some lovely dead old gods

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Allison is one of those assholes you see using the environment as their gym/place to show off. Bad look, Al.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

it has been pretty much universally stated that the devil pacts were an insanely stupid idea. the underlying theme of the comic is not 'that nice man is really going to give you the free shortcut to incredible power!'

explain Incubus, then

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


habeasdorkus posted:

Allison is one of those assholes you see using the environment as their gym/place to show off. Bad look, Al.

Poor people gotta get ripped too

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

I think there were already a couple of kung-fu monkeys in the Pursuers, weren't there?

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

GreyjoyBastard posted:

explain Incubus, then

I'm pretty sure Incubus eats his victims similar to devils.

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.

MikeJF posted:

I'm going to assume that coffee is a multiversal constant.

If it's not, I don't even get the point of the universes without it.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

pseudorandom name posted:

I'm pretty sure Incubus eats his victims similar to devils.

Incubus gives exactly what he was asked for. Not his fault it's not good for your mental wellbeing.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

President Ark posted:

i refuse to believe white chain vapes

It's more that White Chain is a bong.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


pretty sure i've smoked some white chain before, some kind of indica maybe

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Grand Prize Winner posted:

pretty sure i've smoked some white chain before, some kind of indica maybe

you seen how high strung she gets? sativa for sure

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


habeasdorkus posted:

Allison is one of those assholes you see using the environment as their gym/place to show off. Bad look, Al.

Throne is cosmic Venice Beach tho

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


or at least is now that a girl from LA is in charge!

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Xand_Man posted:

Poor people gotta get ripped too

>poor
>owns head suite in prime angel condo towers

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Imagine how vicious boundary disputes must be in Throne if your tree is slightly over your neighbor's fence.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Tollymain posted:

princess is a poofy jackets kinda lady it seems

what is allison hanging from in that "strength-training" panel

The lift to her apartment, I think. She's coming back with the groceries.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

TREE LAW!

TREE LAW!



butt fruit

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Bilirubin posted:

>poor
>owns head suite in prime angel condo towers

>conned a bigshot merchant out of their home

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


DancingShade posted:

Imagine how vicious boundary disputes must be in Throne if your tree is slightly over your neighbor's fence.

The HOA's gotta be a nightmare.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Rigged Death Trap posted:

>conned a bigshot merchant out of their home

>caused a massive currency collapse so a lot of people are poor now

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Synthbuttrange posted:

>caused a massive currency collapse so a lot of people are poor now

Is that on Allison, though? It was Mottom who smashed the vault up. If you upset someone powerful and they take it out on the world economy, are you really to blame for their actions?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Lobe posted:

Is that on Allison, though? It was Mottom who smashed the vault up. If you upset someone powerful and they take it out on the world economy, are you really to blame for their actions?

I think we can safely blame that one on the kamikaze flying city pilot.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Bilirubin posted:

Throne is cosmic Venice Beach tho

So the final battle with Solomon is just a pose down? I'm fine with that.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Dawgstar posted:

So the final battle with Solomon is just a pose down? I'm fine with that.

Royalty is a continous carb-cutting motion

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Dawgstar posted:

So the final battle with Solomon is just a pose down? I'm fine with that.

Solomon David loses on the tiebreaker of "properly placed nips."

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib

Bilirubin posted:

>poor
>owns head suite in prime angel condo towers

Sure she's got assets, but there are five of them living in that place and not one of them has a job. You think Allison brings a red devil with her when grocery shopping because she intends to pay for stuff?

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

The impression I got was that they did vigilante work, but I'm not sure that pays well

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


ThaumPenguin posted:

The impression I got was that they did vigilante work, but I'm not sure that pays well

It mostly depends on how wealthy the criminals you're beating up are.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

wiegieman posted:

It mostly depends on how wealthy the criminals you're beating up are.

And also if the victims you're defending are e.g. noodle vendors.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Even odds that Allison and company have a big discount on their rent because they protected the landlord from some gang trying to collect protection money

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:

Even odds that Allison and company have a big discount on their rent because they protected the landlord from some gang trying to collect protection money

They own the place, not rent.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

White Chain refuses to take payments for their work because technically they are paid as an Angel Cop, and the fact they haven't gotten a check since the organization collapsed doesn't change that.

Cio self-publishes erotica, but hardly makes anything because she makes really weird ships and refuses to compromise her art for more readers.

Whenever the money situation gets too dire Princess sighs dramatically and produces a fat roll of notes from her pocket, despite having only sulked on the couch for two weeks.

No one pursues this too closely.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Ashcans posted:

White Chain refuses to take payments for their work because technically they are paid as an Angel Cop, and the fact they haven't gotten a check since the organization collapsed doesn't change that.

lmao the shutdown is even affecting angel cops, goddamn

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Nyaeve, as someone who'd been trained from birth to be an aide to a God-Queen, actually makes good money and is the only reason why they can really afford food and utilities. She's worked in fields from airship repair to tutoring the local scions of minor nobility.

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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Honestly, I imagine the cost of simple living in throne isn't too high once you a) own your home and b) are buff enough you don't have to pay all the protection money and bribes.

Once you branch out past basic needs it'd spike hugely though.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Jan 22, 2019

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