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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

UFOTacoMan posted:

i still don't know what it is

It's loving salt.

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
Everything is extremely dumb and I wish the earth would be sucked into a black hole so that no further information can escape and contaminate the universe with it's dumbness.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
solidarity foreeeeever
solidarity foreeeeever
solidarity foreeeeever
'cause the union makes cops strong

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

DrPossum posted:

Everything is extremely dumb and I wish the earth would be sucked into a black hole so that no further information can escape and contaminate the universe with it's dumbness.

ok but monkeypaw curls and turns out the rest of hte universe is somehow dumber and living in hyper feudalocapitalism worlds

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Xaris posted:

ok but monkeypaw curls and turns out the rest of hte universe is somehow dumber and living in hyper feudalocapitalism worlds

Don't care. I'm dead.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pete Buttgieg wants to abolish the electoral college
I am now a fan of his

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

beto sex cramp posted:

when i die i want my bones used for cosplay

im of Irish descent so every once in a while ill go down to a South central school bio class in a speedo and let the children gaze at the magic of human anatomy through my translucent skin. they get a kick out of it. one time i drank a diet soda and ate a sleeve of mentos. they got a laugh out of that, they're good kids. they call me mister blanco

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
*angry exhale*
https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/1088254741140918272

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

paranoid randroid posted:

*rattle rattle* check it out im the skeleton of a huge nerd! *rattle rattle*

that's fine just don't phone it in

also please don't wear me in one of those closed door "screening rooms". you know the ones i'm talking about.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


i got so caught up with the racy fan art that i read the headline as "School Schnorks Students With Disabilities"

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


lol he looks like the evil transdimensional undertaker from the Phantasm franchise

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Trimp

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

holy poo poo there was a second Benghazi?

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

so we've progressed from "pulling up the ladder" to "pulling up the rape kit"

cool, that's cool

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera posted:

holy poo poo there was a second Benghazi?

i mean yes, but the thread title is about a SECOND second Benghazi that's gonna happen in the next 72 hours

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

these people are the loving worst

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
TrooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwmmmmmmmmmpple

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
the only immoral rape is my rape

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Schnorkles posted:

the official schnork prediction is that we don't get to three paychecks missed.

even two is enough to bring the american economy to its knees lol

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Pete Buttgieg wants to abolish the electoral college
I am now a fan of his

translated from the original Flemish, his name means "butt chug"

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

CODChimera posted:

holy poo poo there was a second Benghazi?

gonna be down in Venezuela town

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

even two is enough to bring the american economy to its knees lol

isn't that this friday?

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

SKULL.GIF posted:

even two is enough to bring the american economy to its knees lol
*sound of trmpo unbuckling his belt*

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
oh wait it's today lol

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

SKULL.GIF posted:

even two is enough to bring the american economy to its knees lol

trump's going to mar-a-lago this weekend. gently caress the proles.

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1088243148638375938
just lol

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

lol if you posted:

the only immoral rape is my rape

its disgusting that this isnt even a joke

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

isn't that this friday?

the federal workers haven't been paid for over a month now. Its bound to effect something

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

Nae! posted:

its disgusting that this isnt even a joke

yeah that lady is straight up evil

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

the official schnork prediction is that we don't get to three paychecks missed.

enter the pool you coward plane

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

fits my needs posted:

lmao for all the cspammers that jack off about public transit, it seems like everyone has an excuse for not taking it

public transit owns. After taking a train for a two hour commute I have a pavlovian relaxation response to train horns because they mean I'm leaving work and heading to the liquor car

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Please make this the OP

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1088252697768349696

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Wow. Bringing up your trauma to shut down someone else's. Stay classy, GOP.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

these people are the loving worst

Her job literally depends on protecting rich rapists

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

wow that's rich

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




:snoo:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Breaking News; Trump to deliver his SOTU address at Smackdown Live!

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

"controversial"

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

That DICK! posted:

Breaking News; Trump to deliver his SOTU address at Smackdown Live!

i wont lie, id probably watch if trump did the SOTU while fighting the undertaker in a casket match

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

did Hannity's dealings with his personal lawyer Michael Cohen ever come to light?

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