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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Reign Of Pain posted:

Wasn't Bakker the one that liked to hire fatty hookers and watch them rub one out in the back of the limo with him?

Y'all are leaving out the best part of Baker's legacy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Hahn

Thanks to the magic of Howard Stern, it lead to things like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flDLE2I4NQ0

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I am Communist
Apr 19, 2002

I can show you what endless looks like
I can show you a single infinite thing
I can let you taste the sweet and sour of forever
Unending. Eternal. Inevitable
Taste my darkness
Climb into my abyss
Fall into me. Into my eyes
Look at them. Depths unfathomable
Pain immeasurable
A cruel promise fulfilled


Jesus

"Jackie, what's for dinner?" Human misery offset by a touch of insanity.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1087787756451966977

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
here's a gender reveal idea: the baby pops out and you look at its ding dong or lack thereof

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Sex Skeleton posted:

How do you grow them? I'm asking for a friend.

Neglect a huge pile of pine chips until they start rotting

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mozi posted:

here's a gender reveal idea: the baby pops out and you look at its ding dong or lack thereof

Oh if you only realized how many non-problems this has caused our society.

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

only slightly worse than burning down half of arizona

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Mozi posted:

here's a gender reveal idea: the baby pops out and you look at its ding dong or lack thereof

Ban this filth

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





I cant tell if the comments are cursed because everyone is playing along, or blessed because there dont appear to be any posts trying to dunk on a person who quite possibly has some issues to work through.

Either way im removing that one from my youtube history.

In summary, the true curse is youtubes recommendation algorithm

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/hasya23/status/1087866438570991616?s=19

If I did this, half would be on the stove, half on the floor.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/hasya23/status/1087866438570991616?s=19

If I did this, half would be on the stove, half on the floor.

You'd have to really, really gently caress it up

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

wanna surf that fried rice wave

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

You'd have to really, really gently caress it up



Thirty-six Views of My Fridgy

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

I am now imagining Zuckerberg with goat eyes.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
so he’s a wannabe farmer so what

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Sounds like a terrible cook,

Didn't he eat koala as well?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Halser posted:

only slightly worse than burning down half of arizona

That is green.

Which gender is green.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Volcott posted:

That is green.

Which gender is green.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Aix posted:

the curse is how this twitter user somehow had to tell us the guy who did this is a photographer. that just feels demeaning and is less than a single step up from just say „wow. this photographer turned teddy bears inside out“. just loving label the dumb picture as what it is: inside-out teddy bears by engelbert humperndinck or w/e i already forgot the guys name

I'm more curious about how you got the upside down quotation marks by the word wow

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Slippery posted:

I'm more curious about how you got the upside down quotation marks by the word wow

Thats just an Australian open quote mark.

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Goat is delicious, but this sounds like he's lovely cook. Buy a drat meat thermometer, dumbass.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm surprized he didn't have someone else cook it properly and then just tell everyone he did it all by himself.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Big Centipede posted:

Clathrus columnatus grows in my yard a lot. It smells really bad in an indescribable way. Like mildew, roadkill, and poo poo combined

Sex Skeleton posted:

How do you grow them? I'm asking for a friend.

Uh same.

Also for friends.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

True story: I'm a die hard carnivore. As a testament to this I've got a brisket going on my smoker RIGHT NOW. One of my absolute most favorite foods is the humble buffalo wing. The best buffalo wings I've ever had in my entire life were seitan wings at a pizza place in Philly. loving vegans have really sttepped up their fake meat game.

Carl's Jr./Hardees now has the beyond burger and I prefer it to a standard cheeseburger.

It's AMAZING.

naem
May 29, 2011

I mean if I had zuckerberg money i’d go off the deep and and do all kinds of eccentric poo poo tbh

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

naem posted:

I mean if I had zuckerberg money i’d go off the deep and and do all kinds of eccentric poo poo tbh

It's really kind of perfect that the pampered rich kid turned billionaire weirdo wants to connect with HYOO-MONS by killing his own food and then has absolutely no idea how to cook it.

It's like the most extreme version of "how do you do, fellow teens" that he's killing animals before learning to cook them, like he's learning the whole process of nourishment from literally step one.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Welcome to a city, Diane.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

I wish to speak to the manager of URBAN AREAS.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

You'd have to really, really gently caress it up



Like, is that just glued there?

A surfing dog?!
Apr 23, 2006

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe

Sydney.jpg

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
white trash couples who think they're the joker and harley quinn are adorable its like how fat middle aged coupled get in to BDSM to try and pretend they're interesting

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

It's really kind of perfect that the pampered rich kid turned billionaire weirdo wants to connect with HYOO-MONS by killing his own food and then has absolutely no idea how to cook it.

It's like the most extreme version of "how do you do, fellow teens" that he's killing animals before learning to cook them, like he's learning the whole process of nourishment from literally step one.

people trying to do ag work to connect with the land clearly never tried to make a buck when living in a rural/exurban area. turns out ag work, raising your own food, slaughtering animals completely loving sucks

my company wants to do a team building exercise at some hipster axe throwing joint. like yeah, we're gonna go throw some axes, drink a few beers, you in? i said no. because when i grew up i had friends who grew up in dirt yard trailer parks and drinking warm stolen beer and throwing $10 axes you got in a mall ninja catalog at tree trunks is what i used to call friday night when i was 16. gently caress that

all this hipster stuff is just people discovering lower working class daily life and it's dumb as hell

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

luxury handset posted:

people trying to do ag work to connect with the land clearly never tried to make a buck when living in a rural/exurban area. turns out ag work, raising your own food, slaughtering animals completely loving sucks

my company wants to do a team building exercise at some hipster axe throwing joint. like yeah, we're gonna go throw some axes, drink a few beers, you in? i said no. because when i grew up i had friends who grew up in dirt yard trailer parks and drinking warm stolen beer and throwing $10 axes you got in a mall ninja catalog at tree trunks is what i used to call friday night when i was 16. gently caress that

all this hipster stuff is just people discovering lower working class daily life and it's dumb as hell

Please start a newsletter and send it to every boss I've ever had.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
an escape room themed after a dollar tree back office where you have to sneak out because the manager thought you were stealing gum and locked you in until the cops arrive

a brewpub that reeks of cigarettes built out of plywood in someone's backyard, you sit there and drink by the light of a trash fuelled fire in barely above freezing weather listening to a scratchy faded cassette tape of metallica's black album

go kart racing except every few laps the kart shuts off and you have to get out and give the alternator a few whacks with a hammer to get it going again

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
jesus keep my childhood out of this thread. you forgot "look at dad's porn together then accuse the other of being a f^g if they look while you wack off."

edit- lol joke's on that kid, i didn't look but still ended up profoundly nonhetero

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S37dLbR9WA

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1YcyfkHRyNO_nRx7f1Fg8KeK0To96Mh8K

(YouTube automatically rejects it, sorry for the Google Drive link)

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