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fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Shame Boy posted:

they're basically a meetup group, other than the one charity raffle that went to a completely different charity anyway i'm not really sure why they need to be any kind of organization at all

cuz you want to have central management of the funds raised, and any spending or donation once the event is done? and that requires a simple organization if you're not just going to hand the money to some guy and cross your fingers he won't run off with it?

given what they were intending to do and the small scale of the operation, 501(c)3 organization is pretty much perfect for their purposes

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

fishmech posted:

cuz you want to have central management of the funds raised, and any spending or donation once the event is done? and that requires a simple organization if you're not just going to hand the money to some guy and cross your fingers he won't run off with it?

given what they were intending to do and the small scale of the operation, 501(c)3 organization is pretty much perfect for their purposes

i mean it's kinda expensive and a pain in the rear end to set up and establish that you're entitled to tax-exempt status, i'm in the process of doing it myself and it's not something i would really want to do for a $2000 dildo raffle

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

The_Franz posted:

oh good, more legit issues reported in the style of a whiny child having a tantrum

yeah...

Shame Boy posted:

$2000 dildo raffle

mods

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Shame Boy posted:

i mean it's kinda expensive and a pain in the rear end to set up and establish that you're entitled to tax-exempt status, i'm in the process of doing it myself and it's not something i would really want to do for a $2000 dildo raffle

what if you planned to continue doing $2000 dildo raffles every year for decades on end though

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

ISC2 is jacking their annual dues from $85 to $125 so that’s cool

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

fishmech posted:

what if you planned to continue doing $2000 dildo raffles every year for decades on end though

sure i guess, though it might be a bit iffy keeping your tax exempt status past the initial grace period unless you can show that the dildo raffles are your primary focus (iffy) and there's a community need for dildo raffles that you're filling (probably not too hard, the bar is fairly low). i guess the irs doesn't exactly have the resources to care these days though regardless...

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

BattleMaster posted:

I want to know why it Kool-aid manned through the wall to begin with

deer can be incredibly stupid. they will often fling their body at any shiny/bright object at night. bucks can reach several hundred pounds in weight and can hulk-smash plate glass windows no problem

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Shame Boy posted:

oh i see they had a charity raffle or something, ok. and i'm sure the prizes are completely normal and not at all wei-


oh.

thanks, gonna check these out

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

ISC2 is jacking their annual dues from $85 to $125 so that’s cool

If your work doesn't pay your maintenance fees for CISSP find a job that will

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

fishmech posted:

what if you planned to continue doing $2000 dildo raffles every year for decades on end though

8 dildos seems like a lot tho

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

8 dildos seems like a lot tho

For you...

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Raere posted:

oiler or yewler?

??? I barely even know her!

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Lutha Mahtin posted:

deer can be incredibly stupid. they will often fling their body at any shiny/bright object at night. bucks can reach several hundred pounds in weight and can hulk-smash plate glass windows no problem

deer are essentially giant vermin and cause immense amounts of damage, both to property and the environment

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

actually they are beautiful and majestic. and good eating

(don't quote stymie)

Gallatin
Sep 20, 2004

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

8 dildos seems like a lot tho

THE 8 dildos, not YOUR 8 dildos.

Gallatin
Sep 20, 2004

Lutha Mahtin posted:

actually they are beautiful and majestic. and good eating

(don't quote stymie)

What is interesting is that ignored users posts are not ignored on the 'preview post' page. Apropos of nothing of course.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

you have to be strong. we live in an era where extremely lazy shitheads will never receive that one good-natured noogie that will get them to shut the hell up

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



seconding deliciousness of venison

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Shame Boy posted:

oh i see they had a charity raffle or something, ok. and i'm sure the prizes are completely normal and not at all wei-


oh.

:eyepop:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

just logged in to the website of the contractor that does my company's HR stuff and

quote:

To further protect your account, please update your existing Login ID to meet the improved security requirements.

Your Login ID must meet the following criteria:
Must be between 6 and 128 characters in length.
May use lowercase letters (a-z), numbers and special characters @, period ('.'), and underscore ('_')

to be clear it's not my password but my username it wants me to change

also for whatever reason you can't use capital letters, even though my existing username uses them...

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Shame Boy posted:

Knot Gag - Donated by Primal Hardwere

hacker voice: I’ng ing

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

NoneMoreNegative posted:

hacker voice: I’ng ing
            /

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Anybody know of tools that allow you to look at either a static windows binary and/or process in memory and identify what pages are marked with the NX bit for DEP and extract the SafeSEH table? I am smelling vendor bullshit and want to go after them.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Lutha Mahtin posted:

deer can be incredibly stupid. they will often fling their body at any shiny/bright object at night. bucks can reach several hundred pounds in weight and can hulk-smash plate glass windows no problem

they taste good though and are fun to hunt.

also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ft954vXPa4

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Shame Boy posted:

oh i see they had a charity raffle or something, ok. and i'm sure the prizes are completely normal and not at all wei-


oh.

I had to look up the krubera, and

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

Anybody know of tools that allow you to look at either a static windows binary and/or process in memory and identify what pages are marked with the NX bit for DEP and extract the SafeSEH table? I am smelling vendor bullshit and want to go after them.

dumpbin (part of visual c++) can do the static part. the nx/dep part is easy, just dump the executable sections:

code:
C:\Windows\SysWOW64>dumpbin /headers notepad.exe
Microsoft (R) COFF/PE Dumper Version 14.15.26732.1
Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation.  All rights reserved.


Dump of file notepad.exe

PE signature found

File Type: EXECUTABLE IMAGE

FILE HEADER VALUES
... just a little tedious, because the output is gigantic. you have to skip the exe headers until you see the section headers:

code:
SECTION HEADER #1
   .text name
   1AE2C virtual size
    1000 virtual address (00401000 to 0041BE2B)
   1B000 size of raw data
     400 file pointer to raw data (00000400 to 0001B3FF)
       0 file pointer to relocation table
       0 file pointer to line numbers
       0 number of relocations
       0 number of line numbers
60000020 flags
         Code
         Execute Read

  Debug Directories

        Time Type        Size      RVA  Pointer
    -------- ------- -------- -------- --------
    144CAAC5 cv            24 00004A1C     3E1C    Format: RSDS, {7B06E6B7-5218-0108-422D-3548023BBFC5}, 1, notepad.pdb
    144CAAC5 coffgrp      2B8 00004A40     3E40    4C544347 (LTCG)
    144CAAC5 repro          0 00000000        0

SECTION HEADER #2
   .data name
    26E4 virtual size
   1C000 virtual address (0041C000 to 0041E6E3)
     800 size of raw data
   1B400 file pointer to raw data (0001B400 to 0001BBFF)
       0 file pointer to relocation table
       0 file pointer to line numbers
       0 number of relocations
       0 number of line numbers
C0000040 flags
         Initialized Data
         Read Write

SECTION HEADER #3
  .idata name
    208A virtual size
   1F000 virtual address (0041F000 to 00421089)
    2200 size of raw data
   1BC00 file pointer to raw data (0001BC00 to 0001DDFF)
       0 file pointer to relocation table
       0 file pointer to line numbers
       0 number of relocations
       0 number of line numbers
40000040 flags
         Initialized Data
         Read Only

SECTION HEADER #4
   .rsrc name
   19CE0 virtual size
   22000 virtual address (00422000 to 0043BCDF)
   19E00 size of raw data
   1DE00 file pointer to raw data (0001DE00 to 00037BFF)
       0 file pointer to relocation table
       0 file pointer to line numbers
       0 number of relocations
       0 number of line numbers
40000040 flags
         Initialized Data
         Read Only

SECTION HEADER #5
  .reloc name
    1CD0 virtual size
   3C000 virtual address (0043C000 to 0043DCCF)
    1E00 size of raw data
   37C00 file pointer to raw data (00037C00 to 000399FF)
       0 file pointer to relocation table
       0 file pointer to line numbers
       0 number of relocations
       0 number of line numbers
42000040 flags
         Initialized Data
         Discardable
         Read Only

  Summary

        3000 .data
        3000 .idata
        2000 .reloc
       1A000 .rsrc
       1B000 .text

C:\Windows\SysWOW64>
as you can see, the 32 bit notepad.exe has 5 sections: .text, which is RX, .data RW, .idata R, .rsrc R, .reloc R. this means only .text will be executable at runtime, ie the memory range from 00401000 to 0041BE2B, inclusive (assuming a load address of 00400000), and all other sections, including the unnamed first section with the executable headers, will be NX

(there's a small but very rare complication: sections can have a virtual size smaller than a memory page - 4 KB on x86 - and in that case multiple sections could be merged together in a single page with a protection that's at least as permissive as all the merged sections - in other words you could end up with writable executable code because .data and .text ended up in the same page! but you'll notice it immediately because 4 KB is 1000 in hex and section base addresses will "look wrong" if they're misaligned)

for the safeseh table, there's a different command line switch:

code:

C:\Windows\SysWOW64>dumpbin /loadconfig notepad.exe
Microsoft (R) COFF/PE Dumper Version 14.15.26732.1
Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation.  All rights reserved.


Dump of file notepad.exe

File Type: EXECUTABLE IMAGE

  Section contains the following load config:

            000000A0 size
                   0 time date stamp
                0.00 Version
                   0 GlobalFlags Clear
                   0 GlobalFlags Set
                   0 Critical Section Default Timeout
                   0 Decommit Free Block Threshold
                   0 Decommit Total Free Threshold
            00000000 Lock Prefix Table
                   0 Maximum Allocation Size
                   0 Virtual Memory Threshold
                   0 Process Heap Flags
                   0 Process Affinity Mask
                   0 CSD Version
                0000 Dependent Load Flag
            00000000 Edit List
            0041C194 Security Cookie
            00404610 Safe Exception Handler Table
                   2 Safe Exception Handler Count
            0041F4A8 Guard CF address of check-function pointer
            00000000 Guard CF address of dispatch-function pointer
            00401384 Guard CF function table
                  55 Guard CF function count
            00017500 Guard Flags
                       CF instrumented
                       FID table present
                       Protect delayload IAT
                       Delayload IAT in its own section
                       Export suppression info present
                       Long jump target table present
                0000 Code Integrity Flags
                0000 Code Integrity Catalog
            00000000 Code Integrity Catalog Offset
            00000000 Code Integrity Reserved
            004014D8 Guard CF address taken IAT entry table
                   1 Guard CF address taken IAT entry count
            00000000 Guard CF long jump target table
                   0 Guard CF long jump target count
            00000000 Dynamic value relocation table
            00000000 Hybrid metadata pointer
            00000000 Guard RF address of failure-function
            00000000 Guard RF address of failure-function pointer
            00000000 Dynamic value relocation table offset
                0000 Dynamic value relocation table section
                0000 Reserved2
            00000000 Guard RF address of stack pointer verification function pointer
            00000000 Hot patching table offset
                0000 Reserved3
            00000000 Enclave configuration pointer

    Safe Exception Handler Table

          Address
          --------
          0041B6F0
          0041BCB7
note that only x86 executables can have a safeseh table, other architectures already have mandatory exception handler tables. also note that I shortened the massive output again, because the load configuration data also includes the control flow guard tables, which can get pretty long

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

NoneMoreNegative posted:

hacker voice: I’ng ing

I just googled that gag and no, it's not the traditional type of knot :barf:

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

you are a godsend, thank you

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

2019: goons discover furries

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I thought we had already discovered furries thanks to the "oopsie woopsie we made a fucky wucky" tweet

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
An update on that apartment smart locks tweet.

https://twitter.com/hacks4pancakes/status/1088517214557388801

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Raere posted:

oiler or yewler?

anyone? anyone? euler? euler? euler?

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

sorry didn’t hear you with the beats up rollin like Modis Tollens

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009




deleted, must have been a typo or something, I think this is the update

https://twitter.com/hacks4pancakes/status/1088599594366320640

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

I just googled that gag and no, it's not the traditional type of knot :barf:

oh you sweet summer child

e: now for a fun game before you look up the second thing: try to guess what it means by "medium egg mold" and why it would come with such a thing, then check and see how close your guess is!

Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Jan 25, 2019

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



is it one of those alien ovipositor things :whitewater:

i refuse to google it

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Krankenstyle posted:

is it one of those alien ovipositor things :whitewater:

i refuse to google it

dog dicks balloon into a knot at the base so lady dogs can't pull away

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

jit bull transpile posted:

dog dicks balloon into a knot at the base so lady dogs can't pull away

nah they're talking about the second item, not the knot gag. the second item is in fact an ovipositor, complete with egg mold for making your own gelatin eggs


i mean i'm no stranger to shoving weird things up my rear end so i'm not exactly in a position to judge but it seems like an... odd choice for a charity raffle taking place at a professional industry conference

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Chris Knight posted:

anyone? anyone? euler? euler? euler?

lol

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abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

Shame Boy posted:

oh i see they had a charity raffle or something, ok. and i'm sure the prizes are completely normal and not at all wei-


oh.

this seems hideously unprofessional

tbf what you do in your own time is cool but it's a bit weird having dildo auctions one degree of separation away from a work conference unless I've been going to the wrong conferences

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