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What is your resolution for the new year?
This poll is closed.
To play more games 54 12.68%
To play more games 52 12.21%
To play less games...sorry, I meant more games 70 16.43%
To play games more 79 18.54%
Something else (in addition to playing more games) 66 15.49%
To make more/less Bowsette references 105 24.65%
Total: 219 votes
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Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Accordion Man posted:

Eternal Darkness was great about this because that scene is really early on in the game and they give you Pious' gladius as a weapon really early on and then absolutely nothing happens to Alex in the present segment until you enter the basement at the end of the game

It and Scratches are like the best video game examples of how nothing happening can still be scary

That game was so, so drat good at building tension even with all the goofier effects that sometimes came in

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Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Gaohmee/status/1088444632730546179



So farming simulator is really big deal in germany, seriously?

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001





Barts eyes looking wistful

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

content posted:

Free TV in America consisted of like 8 channels in the 90's.

this was me, but our seventh channel had a crappy broadcast tower so everything was obscured by static that looked a lot like the one on my av, and our eighth channel didn't have enough power to broadcast to outer islands

corn in the bible posted:

survival horror isn't scary and never has been

survival horror simulates the greatest fear of all gamers, which is running out of potions on the boss

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jan 24, 2019

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



flughafen-feuerwehr better be a real goddamn german word or i'm going to be upset

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
The scariest thing I've ever seen in a game is the Waterwraith in Pikmin 2 cause its a complete 180 on how the rest of the game plays and feels

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Pharohman777 posted:

So farming simulator is really big deal in germany, seriously?

The least-anime games in existence

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Cowcaster posted:

flughafen-feuerwehr better be a real goddamn german word or i'm going to be upset

It's a real word

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Internet Kraken posted:

The scariest thing I've ever seen in a game is the Waterwraith in Pikmin 2 cause its a complete 180 on how the rest of the game plays and feels

I flung myself against those levels again and again trying to find the trick before realizing that no, you actually just need to blitz through or you're gonna get wrecked

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQi-6foFvSE

Nintendo share is fun, I wish you could directly upload to youtube though!

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



In Training posted:

It's a real word

thank goodness

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Pharohman777 posted:

So uh, Europe is getting a farming simulator esport league.

https://twitter.com/farmingsim/status/1088060612427612167


https://twitter.com/Osama_Jim_Laden/status/1088440658757603333

The jokes on twitter are pretty good.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQi-6foFvSE

Nintendo share is fun, I wish you could directly upload to youtube though!

this freaked me out for a minute because the one video clip i've taken from my switch was for this exact same moon.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
That controller I posted last page is 300 euros and is apparently super popular.

https://twitter.com/PCG_Dreamer/status/1088161919977078789

Wait, there was a farming simulator championship last year?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlVUq1l97EQ

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler

Phantasium posted:

this freaked me out for a minute because the one video clip i've taken from my switch was for this exact same moon.

im in ur switch posting ur vids

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Pharohman777 posted:

So uh, Europe is getting a farming simulator esport league.

https://twitter.com/farmingsim/status/1088060612427612167


https://twitter.com/Osama_Jim_Laden/status/1088440658757603333

The jokes on twitter are pretty good.

getting closer to unironic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!

exquisite tea posted:

Life is Strange Ep. 2 tonight with the wife, then RE2 when she's in bed. :twisted:

Wife is Strange.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I want to see the notes from a balance patch for Farming Simulator

Combine harvester top speed reduced by 3%

Plow raise animation lengthened by 0.3 seconds

Bug fix: Diesel tractor now uses correct PTO torque curve

Corn delivery chute may no longer be used when unzoomed

content
Feb 13, 2014

haveblue posted:

Corn delivery chute may no longer be used when unzoomed

bullshit, honestly.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
hosed up that every single person uses the same plow because it has the lowest amount of recovery frames on hitch. I want to see some variation.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


I'm glad for the resurgence of Farming Simulator memes

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Why haven't they made President Evil yet where President Redfield or Valentine have to escape the white house

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Watching the championship right now.

One competition is hay-bale stacking.
Enough loose hay for 20 bales is laid on a field, and must be made into bales via machine and stacked on a trailer in the center with forklifts. Time ends when 20 bales are stacked and all machines are back in the starting zone.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
no pesticides, no growth hormones, no GMO, no items, fox only, final destination

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Ceyton posted:

Wife is Strange.

wife estranged

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



RBA Starblade posted:

Why haven't they made President Evil yet where President Redfield or Valentine have to escape the white house

pretty sure leon's campaign in 6 starts with him 360 noscoping the president right in the dome then having to escape the white house but that just might've been a senator or something

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

No it was the President

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
The hero we need

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Yeah, I want that but the whole game. Have a speech addressing their undead and nemesis constituents or something in there too. :v:

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Farming sim is probably a better esport than mobas.

The Black Stones
May 7, 2007

I POSTED WHAT NOW!?

Pharohman777 posted:

So farming simulator is really big deal in germany, seriously?

I live in a very rural area in Canada. Farm simulator is very, very popular with farmers. I don’t get it one bit.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Yeah, like I do enough monster hunting at my day job, why would I want to continue at home

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Jay Rust posted:

Yeah, like I do enough monster hunting at my day job, why would I want to continue at home

speaking of, it's on sale, again, for $40, again. come on monster hunter you can make it lower i believe in you

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

I bet these Germans loved Shenmue.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



schenmüe

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Cowcaster posted:

speaking of, it's on sale, again, for $40, again. come on monster hunter you can make it lower i believe in you

Monster Hunter is worth full price. Hell, twice even.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

chumbler posted:

Monster Hunter is worth full price. Hell, twice even.

I've tried to convince them before but Cowcaster doesn't pay for games above $30.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



even $30 is pushing it sometimes!

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

germans made anno so they can like water drip chinese torture simulator or whatever

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