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david: hey I wanna gently caress your daughter so here is a sack of dicks king: rad
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But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? 2 Kings 18:27
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Jan 25, 2019 17:44
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Mel Mudkiper posted:1 Samuel 18:27 Saul: I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO KILL THEM, I JUST WANTED THE FORESKINS!!!
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Jan 25, 2019 17:45
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do you think David's men were responsible for cutting the dicks off dudes they killed or was there one dude after the battle who was on corpse dick duty
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Jan 25, 2019 17:45
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In the first half God is an incredibly jealous entity who revels in torturing his most devout followers while encouraging murder and genocide. In the second half he sets up his own son to be brutally murdered for convoluted reasons.
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Jan 25, 2019 17:46
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:In the first half God is an incredibly jealous entity who revels in torturing his most devout followers while encouraging murder and genocide. In the second half he sets up his own son to be brutally murdered for convoluted reasons. which is why SMT has the best final boss battle every time
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Jan 25, 2019 17:47
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:In the first half God is an incredibly jealous entity who revels in torturing his most devout followers while encouraging murder and genocide. In the second half he sets up his own son to be brutally murdered for convoluted reasons. And then at the end he cuts a bitching metal album.
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Ehud posted:But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? Which translation of the Bible actually uses the word "piss" E: Somebody notify the president hohohohoho C-Euro fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Jan 25, 2019 |
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Jan 25, 2019 17:48
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Bill the Israelite comes home and his wife is like "How was work" and Bill is like "Awful, boss made me cut off the dicks of 200 corpses so he could gently caress some chick" and she is like "look honey, you should be proud, he could have picked anyone to be the dick guy and he picked you."
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Jan 25, 2019 17:48
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Mel Mudkiper posted:david: hey I wanna gently caress your daughter so here is a sack of dicks All that work, and she ended up being a total ice queen. 2 Samuel 6:20-23 posted:20 But when David returned to bless his household, Michal the daughter of Saul came out to meet David and said, “How the king of Israel distinguished himself today! He uncovered himself today in the eyes of his servants’ maids as one of the foolish ones shamelessly uncovers himself!” 21 So David said to Michal, “It was before the Lord, who chose me above your father and above all his house, to appoint me ruler over the people of the Lord, over Israel; therefore I will celebrate before the Lord. 22 I will be more lightly esteemed than this and will be humble in my own eyes, but with the maids of whom you have spoken, with them I will be distinguished.” 23 Michal the daughter of Saul had no child to the day of her death. To be fair to Michal, David partying this hard days after her father's death was kind of in poor taste. General Dog fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Jan 25, 2019 |
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Jan 25, 2019 17:48
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C-Euro posted:Which translation of the Bible actually uses the word "piss" That's from the OG King James Version
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Jan 25, 2019 17:49
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Did they make him take out all the dicks to verify the count, or did they just trust him?
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Blowjob Overtime posted:Did they make him take out all the dicks to verify the count, or did they just trust him? I want to imagine he spilled them out like a sack of pennies
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Jan 25, 2019 17:50
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C-Euro posted:Which translation of the Bible actually uses the word "piss" King James had a serious thirst Also.. quote:And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone. By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths. For their power is in their mouth, and in their tails: for their tails were like unto serpents, and had heads, and with them they do hurt. This is just a dragonforce verse.
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Jan 25, 2019 17:51
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I always thought he only snipped off the foreskins like a battle mohel. You guys think he was walkin around with a bag of full uncircumcised dicks? Like root and stem?
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Jan 25, 2019 17:54
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Karen: "I had the most romantic engagement. My boyfriend took me out to this beautiful field of flowers and sunset and and we sat underneath a tree until the night was full of stars and he got on one knee and asked me to marry him" Becky: "my husband gave my dad a bag of dicks"
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Jan 25, 2019 17:55
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The Puppy Bowl posted:I always thought he only snipped off the foreskins like a battle mohel. You guys think he was walkin around with a bag of full uncircumcised dicks? Like root and stem? he did but bag of dicks is more fun to say
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The Puppy Bowl posted:I always thought he only snipped off the foreskins like a battle mohel. You guys think he was walkin around with a bag of full uncircumcised dicks? Like root and stem? It would probably be quicker to just cut the dicks off and shuck them later. Take them to a tanner and see if they can make a coat out of the foreskins. It would basically be a duster in the summer and a sweatshirt in the winter. General Dog fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jan 25, 2019 |
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Jan 25, 2019 17:56
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Genesis 19:30-38New International Version (NIV) Lot and His Daughters 30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.” 33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.”35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father. 37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab[a]; he is the father of the Moabites of today. 38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi[b]; he is the father of the Ammonites[c] of today. Dad knew.
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General Dog posted:It would probably be quicker to just cut the dicks off and shuck them later. "hey boss, we got those foreskins you wanted, what do you wanna do with all these leftover dicks?"
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Jan 25, 2019 17:58
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Mel Mudkiper posted:"hey boss, we got those foreskins you wanted, what do you wanna do with all these leftover dicks?" Indiana Jones and the lost Dick-Crypt of Arimathea
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Jan 25, 2019 17:59
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Mel Mudkiper posted:"hey boss, we got those foreskins you wanted, what do you wanna do with all these leftover dicks?" Food for the hounds most likely.
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Jan 25, 2019 17:59
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Karen: "I had the most romantic engagement. My boyfriend took me out to this beautiful field of flowers and sunset and and we sat underneath a tree until the night was full of stars and he got on one knee and asked me to marry him" And that jealousy of Becky drove Karen years later to grab her husbands dick in public and get her hand cut off.
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Jan 25, 2019 18:00
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Food for the hounds most likely. giving your hunting dogs a taste for dick seems like its bound for disaster
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Jan 25, 2019 18:00
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Mel Mudkiper posted:"hey boss, we got those foreskins you wanted, what do you wanna do with all these leftover dicks?" See if Joab wants them, he makes really good jerky.
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https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1088843705056985088 The rest of mankind who were not killed by these plagues still did not repent of the work of their hands; they did not stop worshiping demons, and idols of gold, silver, bronze, stone and wood—idols that cannot see or hear or walk. - Revelations 9:20 ___________________ Also DMX is getting out of jail today, just as Roger Stone enters.
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Jan 25, 2019 18:03
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guy carrying the bag of philisitine dicks bumps into the guy carrying nazirite dicks dicks spill everywhere "Oh god, boss is gonna kill me"
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Jan 25, 2019 18:06
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General Dog posted:It would probably be quicker to just cut the dicks off and shuck them later. Take them to a tanner and see if they can make a coat out of the foreskins. It would basically be a duster in the summer and a sweatshirt in the winter. loving losing it at "shucking dicks" Just another day at the dick shucking factory...
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Jan 25, 2019 18:07
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I hope the dick shuckers were Union Dont want scabs shucking dicks
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Jan 25, 2019 18:09
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Mel Mudkiper posted:giving your hunting dogs a taste for dick seems like its bound for disaster Ever heard of bully sticks? I give my dog dick to chew on all the time. Dogs love it. Go absolutely crazy for it.
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Back then we had kings who would personally collect foreskins from their enemies, now we've got a dude who probably can't even change the batteries on his TV remote.
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Jan 25, 2019 18:10
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I hope the dick shuckers were Union This is a UNION dick shucking household
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Jan 25, 2019 18:10
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I bet GWB asked for a bunch of iraqi dick skins.
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https://twitter.com/BrianKarem/status/1088803789023465472
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Hell, time to admit the British were right and appoint a chief mouser I guess.
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Jan 25, 2019 18:14
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Kalli posted:King James had a serious thirst I went to a pretty hardcore Catholic high school and even our fairly fire-and-brimstone priest Father Roger said that if anyone ever tried to tell you they understand Revelation, get out of there ASAP.
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iwentdoodie posted:We hunt them south of Sebring now, and they're getting more and more abundant. Yeah I’m sticking with Gator hunting lol much safer. We’ve gotten 4 so far this 6 month period over 10 feet. Not bad for 4 outings!
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Power of Pecota posted:2 Kings 2:23-24 I'd like to imagine two bears attacking the Covington kids.
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Power of Pecota posted:2 Kings 2:23-24 Pretty sure I saw this happen in RDR 2
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