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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

If you don't have a character wearing a placard that says "Dethany from 'On the Fastrack'" then I don't know what to tell you.

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Death Ray posted:

Dethany is definitely going in, but I'm not sure what you mean about a "sign"...?
When she "guest starred" in Intelligent Life she first appeared like this:



It became a running joke here.

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
What about the characters from "Intelligent Life" or "Take it from the Tinkersons"?

Or, God helps us, "Arlo and Janis"?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Death Ray posted:

Dethany is definitely going in, but I'm not sure what you mean about a "sign"...?

Every time Dethany is guesting in another strip she always has the little narrator box pointing out who the hell she is. In my mind that translated to an image of her carrying around a picket sign that just says "Deathany from On the Fast Track" and an arrow pointing to her.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Johnny Walker posted:

When she "guest starred" in Intelligent Life she first appeared like this:



It became a running joke here.

Her proportions are waaay different from her more recent Intelligent Life appearance.

Cheer Up Boss Dharma



Non-transferable.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Nekonaughey

Nyeehg
Jul 14, 2013

Grimey Drawer

Julet Esqu posted:


I'm sure you already got some horrible Luann people in there. If you didn't, I don't even know what you're doing.





I've previously glossed over Luann but for some reason have been reading the past few weeks. The following is probably old news to most of you but I was suprised to find that Tiffany is actually a likeable character. A bit clueless but seems to mean well and isn't a colossal rear end in a top hat.

Considering how I've hated every other character in the strips I've read am i right in thinking that the writer wanted me to hate Tiffany and failed miserably? That's the only reason I can think of for the strip producing a character I like.

Nyeehg fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Jan 26, 2019

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

you are dead-on, yes

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
See, Tiffany is bad because she likes fashion and make-up and is willing to openly go after what she wants and was a popular girl in high school. But mostly that last one, because nobody in this comic is allowed to meaningfully move past high school.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Nyeehg posted:

I've previously glossed over Luann but for some reason have been reading the past few weeks. The following is probably old news to most of you but I was suprised to find that Tiffany is actually a likeable character. A bit clueless but seems to mean well and isn't a colossal rear end in a top hat.

Considering how I've hated every other character in the strips I've read am i right in thinking that the writer wanted me to hate Tiffany and failed miserably? That's the only reason I can think of for the strip producing a character I like.

Nailed it

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

What kills me about the Luann I've read is that - well, let's do a comparison.

Luann: received a gift from her brother (I think it was her brother) for xmas that was "a free coupon for a cool time with me for [x] minutes" and it was obvious that he'd intended it to be like, them going to the movies and having fun. She instead turned it into [x] minutes of labor as they cleaned her room.

... Which was her gift to her dad. For xmas. "For xmas I will clean my room." A college student saying that!

Which is to say, the titular character of the strip is obnoxiously rude and bland. (One time she admitted she'd never seen any musicals! None!)

Tiffany: Smart enough to realize when a MLM Lingerie scam was being pulled on people and acted to stop that. Was also so depressed she'd (gasp) gained weight - and she was depressed because she didn't have any real friends despite being pretty and obviously pretty fabulous. (Shout-out to Luann for insulting her behind her back for being fat and joking that she'd feel better if she had a gangbang with the football team)

She's been dealing with her father going out with a malicious girlfriend - pretty maturely, I'd think, given how obnoxiously repellent Ann Eiffel is - and upon one hell of an insult (Ann cutting up her card and then coaxing Tiffany's Dad to stop giving her an allowance - again! I'm still mad at this because Tiff's Dad should have talked to her about that and set limits and y'know acted like an adult instead of that insulting and humiliating display of power.)

...and Tiffany deals with this by deciding to earn more money and ask for a raise.

In conclusion: :rant:

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Tunicate posted:

Guy Gilchrist (from Too Many Cooks)

:bisonyes:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Ghostlight posted:

Nekonaughey



Wish 1: Pork balls?
Wish 2: Rice.
Wish 3: Miso soup?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
There you go, Death ray. A gluttous orange cat should be good....wait

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Nyeehg posted:

I've previously glossed over Luann but for some reason have been reading the past few weeks. The following is probably old news to most of you but I was suprised to find that Tiffany is actually a likeable character. A bit clueless but seems to mean well and isn't a colossal rear end in a top hat.

Considering how I've hated every other character in the strips I've read am i right in thinking that the writer wanted me to hate Tiffany and failed miserably? That's the only reason I can think of for the strip producing a character I like.

We are definitely supposed to think of the abuse and humiliation Tiff is currently suffering at the hands of Ann Eiffel as deserved. We're supposed to hate Eiffel more, since she's evil enough to do actual crimes and she also attacks the "good" characters, but in the meantime, we are supposed to be like, "gently caress yeah! That bitch Tiffany is learning a lesson now!" You can tell because Bernice, a "good" and "sensible" character, thinks it's pretty rad what Ann is doing to this person she claims is her friend.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
These sorts of stunted views by cartoonists about what is and isn't moral behavior makes me wonder what their childhoods were like.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Death Ray, you got room for a chain-smoking duck with an earwig fixation?

Sally Forth



Skippy (September 11, 1931)



Peanuts (January 28, 1972)



Funky Winkerbean



Aw Crap, He Really Did Have A Heart Attack, Didn't He...



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (November 30-December 2, 1931)







Thimble Theater (August 21, 1935)



Dok's Dippy Duck wears his civic pride on his non-existent sleeve. (May 21-23, 1923)





I'm having a little trouble getting a fix on what the Seven League Club is supposed to be without reading lots and lots of old newspapers from front to back (oh the horror! please protect me from all the history!). It appears to be a sort of booster club to brighten up the city in advance of a visit from President Harding. It's named after seven-league boots of European fairy tales.



(Dok Hager's front page cartoon, May 21, 1923)

Historical spoiler alert: Harding made his trip to Washington state in July as part of a cross-country "Voyage of Understanding", but he didn't get much farther than that.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Death Ray posted:

Found it. Hilarious! What is the original text for that last panel?



Ok so I’ve been playing REmake 2 on the PS4 and had to stop because I was getting on edge.

Then you post this poo poo and I jumped out of bed because FUCKERS BLINKED AT ME!

WHY THE gently caress DID THEY DO THAT!?

Death Ray
Jan 20, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 6 years!)

Really Pants posted:

Has Weapon Brown had any Don Martin types yet?

Not yet! Although one such type did just show up in my comic book PEEK!

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


StrixNebulosa posted:

Tiffany: Smart enough to realize when a MLM Lingerie scam was being pulled on people and acted to stop that. Was also so depressed she'd (gasp) gained weight - and she was depressed because she didn't have any real friends despite being pretty and obviously pretty fabulous. (Shout-out to Luann for insulting her behind her back for being fat and joking that she'd feel better if she had a gangbang with the football team)
I liked it when Tiffany got fat (which was really like barely "fat" by probably most (American) people's standards) and so Luann and Bernice went to have an intervention for her and brought loving informational pamphlets, but the wacky roommate Dez also came along and brought tea and listened to her and was the only one that treated Tiffany like a normal human being.

If the Evanses deserved credit as good writers, I would think Dez was created to intentionally show how clueless all the others are.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
random Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Spiffster posted:

Ok so I’ve been playing REmake 2 on the PS4 and had to stop because I was getting on edge.

Then you post this poo poo and I jumped out of bed because FUCKERS BLINKED AT ME!

WHY THE gently caress DID THEY DO THAT!?

The use of the internet offers incredible possibilities for expanding the medium! With the infinite canvas and unlimited multimedia options now available, comic artists can be free to add animation and bring their creations to life!!!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



also, I'm glad Dharma got a promotion, but I named my cat "Chief" after him and by god Chief he shall remain

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

EasyEW posted:

Thimble Theater (August 21, 1935)



Ooo, Toar would be good I think. Distinctively grotesque character design, classic mostly forgotten character from a big franchise who never got a big break outside the comics, and the whole giant invincible stupid brute who only knows childish insults bit would be a nice fit for a post apocalyptic wasteland.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Death Ray, I don't recall whether Snuffy Smith or Happy Hooligan have turned up before, but they seem like they'd fit in a refugee camp. Also, the kids from Miss Peach would be pretty grotesque, with their shrunken bodies and flounder eyes.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
How about Gil? Either Gil the comic that ended too soon, or Gil Thorpe, the comic that's also about a guy named Gil?

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
How about Creep A and Creep B from Cult Hit The Creeps™?

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
How about some characters from Piranha Club
Maybe some Pluggers too

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Zanzibar Ham posted:

How about Creep A and Creep B from Cult Hit The Creeps™?

Seconding this.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Zanzibar Ham posted:

How about Creep A and Creep B from Cult Hit The Creeps™?

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Maybe also have Gilchrist Nancy being destroyed by new, better Nancy?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Samovar posted:

Maybe also have Gilchrist Nancy being destroyed by new, better Nancy?
New, better Nancy, with a robot arm, dressed in a tattered and filthy US flag, possibly with two VIET NAM VET-baseball-capped heads tied to her belt by their beards.

David Lynch's Angriest Dog In The World would be good as a detail somewhere.

Death Ray, if you're already scraping the bottom, I'm gonna throw some German comics out there:

Werner


Not a daily strip, more of a book character, but guaranteed to be recognized by any German readers you may have.

Nick Knatterton


1950's parody of private detective pulp and comics in general. Used to be posted here at least two or three threads ago, I think by Hamiltonian Bicycle. The chin was always emphasized in the strips.

Ottiphants


The mascot of an extremely famous German comedian turned comic strip. This is one of the few legit daily strips I can think of. Always meant to start posting it, actually, but I can never find an archive. Plus whenever I do find strips I remember it's actually pretty bad.

Stulli the Sandwich


Regular feature in Titanic, a well known satirical magazine. The gag is the same in every strip: Stulli desperately wants to be eaten, but people invariably vomit upon hearing he's filled with margarine and Fleischsalat.

Didi & Stulle


My personal favourite for inclusion. Used to be a weekly magazine feature, is now cancelled, and is another one I toyed around with the thought of posting until I realized it's utterly intranslatable.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Oh and here's one from Spain, Mortadelo y Filemon



Good opportunity for visual gags; there were always panels where Mortadelo (in black) would appear in "disguise" as something like a fire hydrant or a scooter, but keeping the distinctive head, nose and glasses. Can't find any good examples though.

Actually if you're willing to go European you can mine some very rich veins indeed. Smurfs as diminutive blue mutants.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
I lost interest in Weapon Brown back when it was still new-ish; it had potential but wasted it being over-the-top edgy and relying way too much on references to try to make you like it. But that was several years ago, so I figured I'd give it a fair try and looked at some random pages to see if it got better, and...nope. It's exactly what I remembered it being. Except with more objectification of women, and also whatever the gently caress this is. But mostly just such non-stop grimdark and ultraviolence that it's impossible to care about any of it. It just kept getting cringier the further I went until I couldn't take it anymore.

On that note, here's my regular batch of comics which are funny-bad instead of cringy-bad.

2012 Spiderman









The Amazing Spiderman


Dick Tracy


Locher Tracy


Origins of the Sunday Comics

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Filemon? The procmon jokes write themselves.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales



Nancy

:lol:


Dustin


Mandrake

Apparently Magnon, the Emperor of the Central Galaxy, is fine with this or at least isn't going to stop him.

Fingerpori

Context: Urho Puuha is a minor character who is a porn star
-Hi Heimo! We are filming, come to watch!
-Now I know what "manspreading" means.

Kennel fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Jan 26, 2019

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
In today's Corto Maltese: Special guest Gabriele D'Annunzio has fallen out of favour with the blackshirts, or Corto's spidey-sense is tingling, or Corto: "Oh Christ, more of these lunatics"



Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

For cameos to put in WB, French comic Invincible could be fun:


Also the Swedish comic Pyton that I used to translate and post could be neat:







I Kickstarted the first collection of WB and enjoyed it at the time, but now when I revisit it I mostly get caught up on the same things Haifisch mentions. Here's hoping your portrayal of women improves in the new material, at least.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Woebin posted:


Also the Swedish comic Pyton that I used to translate and post could be neat:







So I wake up while it's still dark, drink a cold cup of coffee from yesterday, wonder if I have the energy to clean house, and then you post a bunch of Pyton, and suddenly balance is restored to the universe.

Thank you Woebin! I love Pyton.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (July 4, 2007)



Arlo and Janis Classic (July 4, 1997)



Garfield Classic (July 4, 1987)

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
The Murphys from Footrot Flats seem like the sort to survive by any means necessary



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