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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

DoktorLoken posted:

:stare:

:pisstape:

e: where'd you find this

cspam trump thread and I think the guy said it came from 4chan so good chance it's fake but if not lmao

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fallom posted:

He’s totally going to renege after seeing the news coverage calling him weak

Oh, that would be interesting.

psydude posted:

No president has lost this hard since Jefferson Davis.

I'll be using this tomorrow, thanks.

:lol: It's gotta be fake, but holy poo poo.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Hot Karl Marx posted:

cspam trump thread and I think the guy said it came from 4chan so good chance it's fake but if not lmao

if it's fake it's a good fake, look at my screenshot of the actual Ritz website and that video. I mean someone could've just rented that room and reenacted this, but wow.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



SquirrelyPSU posted:

I don't have the full text of this to validate this claim, but WaPo reports that Backpay will not extend to contractors:

https://twitter.com/damianpaletta/status/1088881280505335809

That's the reality of being a contractor though.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

RIP Charles, a hero


mods changed my name posted:

download it before it disappears!!!!!

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

orange juche posted:

That's the reality of being a contractor though.

Doesn’t have to be, just like shutdowns don’t have to happen

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi/s...ingawful.com%2F

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Fallom posted:

Doesn’t have to be, just like shutdowns don’t have to happen

Well, thanks to capitalism, a million contractors won't get paid, even if the companies that employ them did, because somewhere in the contract that the employee signed, it says they only get paid for time worked, regardless of what their company actually billed for.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

:suspense: poo poo’s about to go down.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




Hot Karl Marx posted:

:nws::nws:

https://streamable.com/lp3go

probably fake but maybe piss tape!?

:nws::nws:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



She saw the tape

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


orange juche posted:

regardless of what their company actually billed for.

This is the best part. Some of those companies are laughing all the way to the bank.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

That's a really godamn good fake

Down to the sconces

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

I cant help but see it as Will Sasso dressed up as trump.

Unfortunately seems like its just a good fake. Just good enough lightning to make it look like Trump without being able to clearly see that it is him. One day the real one will appear, I have to keep on believing.

DurosKlav fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Jan 26, 2019

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

orange juche posted:

Well, thanks to capitalism, a million contractors won't get paid, even if the companies that employ them did, because somewhere in the contract that the employee signed, it says they only get paid for time worked, regardless of what their company actually billed for.

the most efficient allocation of resources

from taxpayer to executive and shareholder!

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

DoktorLoken posted:

if it's fake it's a good fake, look at my screenshot of the actual Ritz website and that video. I mean someone could've just rented that room and reenacted this, but wow.

Colbert rented it for an episode, so yeah.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
We paid everyone during the shutdown (and were going to pay another week) but the quarterly numbers are going to be horrific, probably close to a billion dollars in revenue just went poof. Fortunately the CEO is the golden child who can do no wrong so they'll probably spin this fine.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
i want to proclaim my faith in the piss tape but my big hold up is that the guy isn't nearly as much of a lard rear end as Trump

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Vasudus posted:

We paid everyone during the shutdown (and were going to pay another week) but the quarterly numbers are going to be horrific, probably close to a billion dollars in revenue just went poof. Fortunately the CEO is the golden child who can do no wrong so they'll probably spin this fine.

There are good companies out there but there's plenty that will gently caress their employees over while laughing to the bank as well.

That your company is paying out money to people who are working when they're in fact not getting paid themselves is really good, even if it's bad for the company's financials.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Let's ask ourselves what's more likely
the pisstape leaked
or
a 4chan hoaxer found/made a replica of the ritz room and found 2 women willing to let him film them pissing in his weird replica while he was dressed as the president

Stealing this from c-spam but I'm 50/50 on this

e: also from c-spam:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1089002543831605248?s=20

:thunk:

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

orange juche posted:

There are good companies out there but there's plenty that will gently caress their employees over while laughing to the bank as well.

That your company is paying out money to people who are working when they're in fact not getting paid themselves is really good, even if it's bad for the company's financials.

It's probably because we're at full employment and companies realize they can't (fully) gently caress over (some) employees when they can walk to another job without (too much) trouble. I sure didn't see any offers to carry over folks during the 2013 shutdown, it was all use your PTO or go in the hole because they knew they could screw folks without consequence.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

DoktorLoken posted:

Stealing this from c-spam but I'm 50/50 on this

e: also from c-spam:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1089002543831605248?s=20

:thunk:

quote:

The documents include a voluminous archive of material hacked from Russia’s Ministry of Internal Affairs that WikiLeaks had declined to publish in 2016, telling Foreign Policy magazine the next year that it “rejects all submissions that it cannot verify” or that it finds “insignificant.”

Goddamn lol

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Hot Karl Marx posted:

:nws::nws:

https://streamable.com/lp3go

probably fake but maybe piss tape!?

:nws::nws:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVF6uFanJxs

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




:perfect:
:pisstape:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Inshallah it’s real.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I don't think that video is real, but sure.

Hannibal Rex
Feb 13, 2010
If it was real, I'd expect the camera angle to be static...

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Hannibal Rex posted:

If it was real, I'd expect the camera angle to be static...

it looks like someone is recording a monitor with their camera

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Hypothetically if this is real, what's the source of this?

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

orange juche posted:

There are good companies out there but there's plenty that will gently caress their employees over while laughing to the bank as well.

That your company is paying out money to people who are working when they're in fact not getting paid themselves is really good, even if it's bad for the company's financials.

They probably employ people who have options. Building services, food service, security, etc aren't going to see a dime.

Terrifying Effigies posted:

It's probably because we're at full employment and companies realize they can't (fully) gently caress over (some) employees when they can walk to another job without (too much) trouble. I sure didn't see any offers to carry over folks during the 2013 shutdown, it was all use your PTO or go in the hole because they knew they could screw folks without consequence.

It was similar in 2013. Contractors dealing with technical or senior people who could find other work sent folks to "training" or just kept paying them. More replaceable employees of contractors were basically told to gently caress off. The employment situation today could mean more contractors fell into the getting paid category, but unskilled staff is still definitely getting nothing.

AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Jan 26, 2019

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/MadRadhu/status/1089010141947543553?s=20

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I mean, I want to believe in the pisstape and all, but you guys know you can just rent the actual room, right?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I mean, I want to believe in the pisstape and all, but you guys know you can just rent the actual room, right?

Not on my budget

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Ya know, when the guy in the video points at the girls , his fingers do look a bit short...

If it's fake, it's pretty drat good. Close enough that you think holy poo poo it just might be, fuzzy enough that we can't tell for certain one way or the other.

e: I can't tell what he's holding in his hand. Either it's a bottle (which would be iffy because he supposedly doesn't drink following his brother's suicide) or his phone (which is definitely his addiction of choice).

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life


Nevermind I was looking at it incorrectly.

Cyks fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Jan 26, 2019

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Not really sure why people believe Trump when he says he doesn't drink

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Whoever they got to play the Pissbaby in that video is not nearly enough of a misshapen fat gently caress for Humpty Trumpty. Look at some of the pics of his lard rear end outside of the suits and hilariously long tie he wears to cover up his gunt. Dude's a tubby fucker in real life, that video ain't it.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



bird food bathtub posted:

Whoever they got to play the Pissbaby in that video is not nearly enough of a misshapen fat gently caress for Humpty Trumpty. Look at some of the pics of his lard rear end outside of the suits and hilariously long tie he wears to cover up his gunt. Dude's a tubby fucker in real life, that video ain't it.

Yeah, but this was in 2013 and he maybe looked a bit slimmer back then:

https://www.npr.org/2017/07/17/537277074/at-the-2013-miss-universe-contest-trump-met-some-of-russias-rich-and-powerful

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

EBB posted:

Her real name is 主席猫. The joke is that 猫 is the character for cat, and anglicizes as Mao. Hence Chairman Cat. I just call her Mao.

This pleases me immensely, and I retract my previous disappointment.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Trump released a fake one so when the real one is released he's already ahead of it

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