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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
the only thing i have an issue with is the headboard. the video is showing quite a bit of the wall at the head of the bed, and it doesn't seem to be at a low enough angle for the bed to obscure it entirely

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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
Listen, I'm prepared to say I'm wrong.

But in my heart, this is the piss tape

it's real

and gently caress all ya'll who aren't down with the piss tape

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




its real and any heretic should self ban or drink until they believe its real

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Siljmonster posted:

Usually but it's Pissday

i mean if you piss all over the craps table you're probably getting thrown out, unless you are like on a holy hell roll, they might let it go

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



SpiderHyphenMan posted:

where's the light coming from, tho? are the lights just dimmed to the point where they don't look like they're on?

yeah i was wondering that myself, although it's a pretty big room with a lot of lighting fixtures in it, including floor lamps by the tv and other stuff at the other end of the room (you can see these in the colbert video)

i also thought maybe the tv but there's not really the sort of flickering you'd get from tv light

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

Krabboss posted:

I have reviewed the tape and concluded that it is real. my apologies.

I understand, I'm still somewhat gobsmacked that it's real

Holy poo poo Trump is holding a phone in the tape

What if it's the same phone he still uses

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

cant. drunk. explain lighting plz

tldr it looks how you'd expect it to look filmed in low light with the fixtures on the wall dimly lit

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Flavius Aetass posted:

the only thing i have an issue with is the headboard. the video is showing quite a bit of the wall at the head of the bed, and it doesn't seem to be at a low enough angle for the bed to obscure it entirely

yeah i was thinking the same. then again the woman who is lying down on the bed could be in the way

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



SpiderHyphenMan posted:

cant. drunk. explain lighting plz

take your phone and go into your living room and take a photo of something without using the flash and itll look dark as gently caress and or grainy as gently caress

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
I could see the russians wheeling out the nice bed obama.actually slept on and in a lovely one for tryim mps pisscapades

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Plinkey posted:

i mean if you piss all over the craps table you're probably getting thrown out, unless you are like on a holy hell roll, they might let it go

show the piss tape to people at the casino, then report back

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

it's too early for this craziness

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

his hair even had the part in the same place in 2013...if it's fake, somebody did a great job, so therefore it's real

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



goon project: each one of you add something to teh piss tape like past thread collages but a hugeass animated gif overlaid on top

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

VROOM VROOM posted:

wait what the gently caress is this about the piss tape

It's real

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Flavius Aetass posted:

the only thing i have an issue with is the headboard. the video is showing quite a bit of the wall at the head of the bed, and it doesn't seem to be at a low enough angle for the bed to obscure it entirely

ArmZ posted:



IT'S REAL

pyrotek
May 21, 2004



Flavius Aetass posted:

the only thing i have an issue with is the headboard. the video is showing quite a bit of the wall at the head of the bed, and it doesn't seem to be at a low enough angle for the bed to obscure it entirely

maybe the hotel replaced the bed after it’s dousing

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
Isn't it conceivable that they may have changed the bed/headboard since 2013 though? Everything else seems to check out so far.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Flavius Aetass posted:

the only thing i have an issue with is the headboard. the video is showing quite a bit of the wall at the head of the bed, and it doesn't seem to be at a low enough angle for the bed to obscure it entirely

they brought in a special bariatric bed for trump it doesnt have a headboard

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

DoombatINC posted:

2dcat also said "check out my album, it's really good"



And he was right about that, too :hai:

doombat gets it :hai:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

i guess if i ever go to the ritz carlton in moscow (lol) i'll make sure to throw the comforter over the tv in the bedroom

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Does anyone remember in early 2017, Representative Waters alluded to having seen the piss tape personally? That's a thing that happened.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

the field of view is actually wider than this. you can see much more of the wall at the bed's head

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If you think the piss tape is fake please send me 50$ and I will prove it's authenticity.

You must PM me and you will get your answer when I receive the funds

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Flavius Aetass posted:

the only thing i have an issue with is the headboard. the video is showing quite a bit of the wall at the head of the bed, and it doesn't seem to be at a low enough angle for the bed to obscure it entirely
sooooo

tacodaemon posted:

anyway here's a rundown of what I dug up (and sent some to skull.gif while i was on nine-years-ago fyad probation) while trying to see how plausible this is

if we look on the Colbert video we can see the bed is at one end of a longer room and there's a TV roughly where the point of view of the piss video is:




the RitzCarlton website provides promo photos and a floorplan for the suite. promo photo:




floorplan (the bedroom is at the top):




the bed and side tables appear to be oriented differently from in all the photos and videos (the floorplan shows the foot of the bed facing toward the rest of the room, but the Colbert video, the hotel's promotional photo, and the video we've all been watching show the foot of the bed pointing toward the windows)

so if you edit the bedroom floorplan to get the bed and side tables right, and move a chair over for trump to sit on, you get this:


Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Siljmonster posted:

Remember when analyzing the "piss" tape please use only 2013 pictures of Trump for clarity


death by computer
Sep 6, 2010

Flavius Aetass posted:

the only thing i have an issue with is the headboard. the video is showing quite a bit of the wall at the head of the bed, and it doesn't seem to be at a low enough angle for the bed to obscure it entirely

at that angle, it might be plausible that the pillows are obscuring it

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
someday thr piss tape will be commemorated as a show at sea world

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The piss tape is painfully real.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



lol if that isn't real it was perfectly restaged in the same room with a look alike. Like really REALLY well done.

Like the models camera lights and post editing and everything that would have cost 20,000 to 50,000 to make depending on how much they got paid. It isn't super easy to make something "bad" either that's a particular skill set and you need to know how video works to duplicate it. Talking about decades of experience.

Edit: and holy poo poo the mannerisms. That is a very good impersonator if that's not him. Again, requires a lot of skill/experience (money).

Not saying it's real or not or can't be faked but it's loving expensive if it is.

Crazypoops has issued a correction as of 09:01 on Jan 26, 2019

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

drat I’m in a good mood after those nite qrew movies. love each other :unsmith:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I could see the russians wheeling out the nice bed obama.actually slept on and in a lovely one for tryim mps pisscapades

every single hotel room mattress has been pissed on AND POOED ON

really

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

pissed ape

death by computer
Sep 6, 2010

cumshitter posted:

someday thr piss tape will be commemorated as a show at sea world

every year on this day, they'll dye the Bellagio fountains yellow

pyrotek
May 21, 2004



Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I could see the russians wheeling out the nice bed obama.actually slept on and in a lovely one for tryim mps pisscapades

yeah, he likely already had a reputation in russia

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



still perplexed over the idea of calling your freeware video editin gpackage video virus

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




piss tape is real and good and my friend

Flying Hippo
Apr 6, 2005
They said it would never happen. They were right. Except this time. They were wrong this time. It was different.

Crazypoops posted:

lol if that isn't real it was perfectly restaged in the same room with a look alike. Like really REALLY well done.

Like the models camera lights and post editing and everything that would have cost 20,000 to 50,000 to make depending on how much they got paid. It isn't super easy to make something "bad" either that's a particular skill set and you need to know how video works to duplicate it. Talking about decades of experience.

confirmed piss tape is real

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
no guys, you can clearly see all the way to here in the video

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