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El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001


the hands in the fake video are pretty believable

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna963056

"Bishop apologizes to teen who faced off with Native American
"We should not have allowed ourselves to be bullied," said the Catholic leader in Covington, Kentucky. "

Lol even if the kid actually was "bullied" I guess turning the other cheek makes you some kind of pussy.

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
Walls getting built boys, boy I love God Emperor Trump. Build that wall and build it tall!

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks
I've decided that the piss tape is 100% real because it's 2019 and truth doesn't exist anyway.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



MaxPowers posted:

Walls getting built boys, boy I love God Emperor Trump. Build that wall and build it tall!

You cannot, will not build that wall!
You cannot, with hands so small!

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Kemper Boyd posted:

I've decided that the piss tape is 100% real because it's 2019 and truth doesn't exist anyway.

The piss tape has always been real this one may not be the 100% real piss tape.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


You guys are all talking like there's only 1 piss tape smdh.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

That Works posted:

You guys are all talking like there's only 1 piss tape smdh.

At least there's no brown tape.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I believe in the piss tape. I don't believe it's this one. This one is a false tape, to throw off the false believers. Glory to the real piss tape.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Imagine it’s 2012. Obama has just been re-elected. And somehow you get a glimpse of the future. And your glimpse is the last 2-3 pages of this thread.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


BigDave posted:

At least there's no brown tape.

Sure about that?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

John Titor was real but knew we couldn't handle the truth.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/1089166760878751745?s=21

I don’t want to say I enjoyed reading this but I can’t think of a word that accurately described how I felt. I would have enjoyed reading this if it was about a character on a tv show.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

The president is awake

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1089156621002002432
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1089162706840707072
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1089169277041676289

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



but has he seen the tape :pisstape:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
the dem primary is gonna be so loving good (terrible)

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/s...ingawful.com%2F

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

colachute posted:

https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/1089166760878751745?s=21

I don’t want to say I enjoyed reading this but I can’t think of a word that accurately described how I felt. I would have enjoyed reading this if it was about a character on a tv show.

Really digging this line:

quote:

When the time comes to stand and deliver, he will extrude the first trembling clot to clear his platinum-plated cloaca, and then he’ll point at it. When something else lands on top, he will point at that. That’s mine, he will say, I made that. And then, sometime later, he will say someone really made a mess.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Pretty good idea here: https://thehill.com/blogs/congress-blog/politics/426982-a-crowded-2020-presidential-primary-field-calls-for-ranked

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hot Karl Marx posted:

the dem primary is gonna be so loving good (terrible)

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/s...ingawful.com%2F

Welp, RIP Harris' campaign.

She got the kiss of death.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MaxPowers posted:

Walls getting built boys, boy I love God Emperor Trump. Build that wall and build it tall!

Done melting down? Ready to play nice again?

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost

Hot Karl Marx posted:

the dem primary is gonna be so loving good (terrible)

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/s...ingawful.com%2F

I didn't read very far downthread in this but apparently this interview happened shortly after her dumb book about losing the election came out.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

dscruffy1 posted:

I didn't read very far downthread in this but apparently this interview happened shortly after her dumb book about losing the election came out.

Yeah, it isn't new. Here's hoping she doesn't return to these comments any time soon.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

mlmp08 posted:

Yeah, it isn't new. Here's hoping she doesn't return to these comments any time soon.

Here's hoping she retires from politics and never speaks in public again.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

colachute posted:

https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/1089166760878751745?s=21

I don’t want to say I enjoyed reading this but I can’t think of a word that accurately described how I felt. I would have enjoyed reading this if it was about a character on a tv show.

I enjoyed it.

quote:

If Trump keeps insisting that he’s not being investigated for his relationship to Russia in gratuitous and unconvincing ways, it’s not because he’s trying to leverage some advanced placement Dealpoint or exploit some hidden businessman’s trick or angle. It’s because he’s literally loving being investigated for his relationship with Russia and because he very much wants people to think he’s not, and because that’s honestly the best he can do because his brain is an old donut bobbing around in a toilet.

Edit: The whole thing is good.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Godholio posted:

I enjoyed it.

:same:

quote:

This is also true, and maybe even especially true, when Trump is obviously lying. Even before he banged his own personal left turn and began his full-tilt drive into the desert of cognitive decline, Trump was not an especially nuanced or strategic person. His mind is not what it was, and at its peak it was more of a Magic 8 Ball than a supercomputer. He can’t learn anything because he can’t listen to other people if they aren’t speaking from inside a television; he can’t remember what he hears there because he can’t really care unless it’s about him.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Ok, the chart in this NYT article is pretty nuts.

No collusion!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Godholio posted:

Ok, the chart in this NYT article is pretty nuts.

No collusion!

Trump Jr and Kush are next

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

Trump Jr and Kush are next

When Mueller drops a hammer on one of them, I'll start believing that his report is almost done.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Godholio posted:

Ok, the chart in this NYT article is pretty nuts.

No collusion!

just because literally everyone i associate with, including my children, are committing the crimes does not mean i am committing the crimes or have any knowledge of the crimes being committed

-the president of the united states, probably

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Wait wait wait let's not get ahead of ourselves - what was killary Killington doing during the same period huh? Ordering pizzas maybe? Pedo pizzas? With Soros even?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Godholio posted:

I enjoyed it.


Edit: The whole thing is good.

I think it did a great job of vocalizing everything I've felt about Trump.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1088546559246118919?s=19

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Midjack posted:

If you can't beat 'em, join blow 'em!

Ftfy

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009



You can't make this poo poo up. Or rather you can and everybody would be "eh, too on the nose".

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
Every single time

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

so mike pence is definitely gay then right?

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

colachute posted:

so mike pence is definitely gay then right?

only if mother lets him be

alt joke: neigh

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

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Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Mike Pence is a serial horse rapist and all around lovely guy

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