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Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

Dustcat posted:

cspam punch is gonna have like two liters of everclear in it to begin with, then baloogan spikes it with two more

canadian toilet everclear

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/business/status/1089290712422801408

haha yeah

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
get in the loving hotel bed shinji

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
food note: if you're thinking about making some Goon Commie Approved bean and rice mush and you want something to liven it up, head down to your local Fiesta Mart (if you live near one) and grab some "manzano" peppers. They're unusual and the red ones at least are drat spicy. They're kind of big and fleshy. (I remember the yellow ones being less spicy but I should not be trusted.) The seeds are almost black, which is also cool.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



oh no, not Pennsylvania State Senator Daylin Leach, what will we do without trump opposition


https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1089290481958338560

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

DoombatINC posted:

She has nearly twelve thousand tweets and that one with a hundred likes is a full eighty percent of her lifetime's :h:s


A life well lived

Have you noticed that chuds on Twitter always have like 10k tweets and every single one of them are about trump? goddamn people.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

/shits pants
:staredog:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

tacodaemon posted:

oh no, not Pennsylvania State Senator Daylin Leach, what will we do without trump opposition


https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1089290481958338560

what is with all the weird head people lately

his head looks like a 1930's era football

sapphomoric
Dec 26, 2016

these beds I’ve pissed
I’ve pissed a thousand oceans
and if it seems
I’m floating in the dossier, well
I can’t believe that I would keep
keep you from watching
and I would piss a thousand more
if that’s what it takes
to sail piss tape home

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

emfive posted:

what is with all the weird head people lately

its glowing.......

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

tacodaemon posted:

oh no, not Pennsylvania State Senator Daylin Leach, what will we do without trump opposition


https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1089290481958338560

have u seen penn state

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

emfive posted:

what is with all the weird head people lately

his head looks like a 1930's era football

then again

<--------------------- (not actually me)

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



when i say piss, you say tape

piss

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

frankenfreak posted:

I will not run again.
I will not run again.
I will not run again.
I will not run again.
I will not run again.

BUILD THE WALL SHINJI

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

emfive posted:

then again

<--------------------- (not actually me)

This is me irl

<------------------------------------------------

sapphomoric
Dec 26, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

oh no, not Pennsylvania State Senator Daylin Leach, what will we do without trump opposition


https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1089290481958338560

jesus do his eyes rest in the center of his brain or what

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Tape

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

What kind of broken person sees a problem like lack of housing and thinks that different people need to be homeless instead of just everyone having a place to live

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

sapphomoric posted:

these beds I’ve pissed
I’ve pissed a thousand oceans
and if it seems
I’m floating in the dossier, well
I can’t believe that I would keep
keep you from watching
and I would piss a thousand more
if that’s what it takes
to sail piss tape home

[single tear falls as i watch a slow mo trump floating in a glass case of piss looking forlorn]

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

piss

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

colachute posted:

Have you noticed that chuds on Twitter always have like 10k tweets and every single one of them are about trump? goddamn people.

fyad should go tell them they're weird imho

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

sapphomoric posted:

jesus do his eyes rest in the center of his brain or what

he looks like a terry gilliam cartoon

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:yeshaha:

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

tacodaemon posted:

oh no, not Pennsylvania State Senator Daylin Leach, what will we do without trump opposition


https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1089290481958338560

oh no this could really hurt the democratic party as they rally to his defense

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
lol m6y first vote was for al gore lmao

i wish i could go back in time and tell year-2000 me what was gonna happen

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dustcat posted:

fyad should go tell them they're weird imho

All 23 of them

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

Bert Roberge posted:



Sucks that all those workers are going to have to end their vacation early.

andy daly's most hosed up character yet

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

What time period is Trump's Alzheimer's brain stuck in where he still uses phrases like "it's off to the races!"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jovanmhill/status/1089290947777581056

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
year-2000 me: WOW I LOVE KID A AND POLITICS, IMMA MAKE A GOOD LIFE FOR MYSELF

year-2019 me talking to year-2000 me: lol RTUMDOTJMOSODCP

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

smarxist posted:

What kind of broken person sees a problem like lack of housing and thinks that different people need to be homeless instead of just everyone having a place to live

Lol, the homeless population I work with constantly bitches about the large amount of refugee housing we have in the area.
Why should they get free homes?

I explain to them that it doesn't work that way but honestly I just want to send them to a war zone for a bit, shut the gently caress up you entitled bitches (homeless people are overwhelmingly entitled assholes)
Oh, and 90% of them support Trump too, because lol... why the gently caress not!

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ClueHeywood/status/1089293786910461953

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Chokes McGee posted:

All 23 of them

just set up a rota of 1-hour-and-a-bit shifts and none of them would even have to spend an entire saturday morning at it like poor arfjason had to today

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

tacodaemon posted:

oh no, not Pennsylvania State Senator Daylin Leach, what will we do without trump opposition


https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1089290481958338560

not Al Bundy!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

drat it's so wild how everyone is completely on board with this one with absolutely no plan or justification for war

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

whaaaaaaaaat......

sapphomoric
Dec 26, 2016

sinnesloeschen posted:

[single tear falls as i watch a slow mo trump floating in a glass case of piss looking forlorn]

can someone talented mash up that pic of trump pouting in his coat with the tori amos vid please

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Year 2000 me
'How is Goku gonna get of namek???!'


Year 2029 me

'He takes freeza's ship and then abandons his family for years'

Year 2000 me
'Owns'

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/robinhanson/status/1089266522223202304

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



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