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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Bert Roberge posted:

Nichael was Tom Carper all along.

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Literally you could kick back and enjoy fried chicken every single day and you're only at 12% increased risk of dying. That's a pretty sweet deal.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Bert Roberge posted:

Nichael was Tom Carper all along.

Yoi cant prove otherwise

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Salt Fish posted:

Literally you could kick back and enjoy fried chicken every single day and you're only at 12% increased risk of dying. That's a pretty sweet deal.

What about eatijg good food instead

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Mariana Horchata posted:

he looks like obama x beto

do not want

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Dustcat posted:

this is why we need to bring back tails

crispr me up w/ a massive powerful kangaroo-like tail, fully prehensile, with a choice of spikes, clubs, and various powered attachments at the end

so basically power armor that only covers your butthole. cool.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Kurtofan posted:

What about eatijg good food instead

what the gently caress MODS

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Bert Roberge posted:



Damned human traffickers mostly turning left.

Didn't the telepromter freeze and he made all that poo poo up?

What a loving sick perv. That paragraph about women, especially women and tape and even their legs. :pervert:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


president beto's sex tape will be so deeply unsettling that woody harrelson will see it and then immediately break down in tears and vomit

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Kurtofan posted:

What about eatijg good food instead

He said fried chicken which is a good food hth

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Kurtofan posted:

What about eatijg good food instead

Extremely deadly, don't eat them.

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
https://twitter.com/coolcam101/status/1089162851233685504

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


tom carpet, hearing he'll spend the rest of his days in a nursing home]: how could nichael do this to me

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
It’d own if right when you die you’re just reborn immediately in the same exact timeline so you can continue your fresh hell existence

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Pohl posted:

Didn't the telepromter freeze and he made all that poo poo up?

What a loving sick perv. That paragraph about women, especially women and tape and even their legs. :pervert:

i liked when the news was letting admitted rapist, donald trump, gleefully use a national platform to detail rape in explicit and detailed language

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

OooOoh, I buy VEGETABLES at the INDEPENDENT ARTISANAL GROCER

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Nichael posted:

president beto's sex tape will be so deeply unsettling that woody harrelson will see it and then immediately break down in tears and vomit

A man in a cow suit emerges from the shadows and rests his guitar on the giant udder.

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

I suck at residnet evil and it's making me upset

Want to get high and watch the piss tape on loop to lift my spirits

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

rarely do i dine on mundane foods like fried chicken these days. i subsist on the energies of heaven and earth, and occasionally indulge in the flesh of powerful beasts, spiritual wines, and rare herbs

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Calibanibal posted:

rarely do i dine on mundane foods like fried chicken these days. i subsist on the energies of heaven and earth, and occasionally indulge in the flesh of powerful beasts, spiritual wines, and rare herbs

doesn't seem like you have enough galactivate in your diet :thunk:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Calibanibal posted:

rarely do i dine on mundane foods like fried chicken these days. i subsist on the energies of heaven and earth, and occasionally indulge in the flesh of powerful beasts, spiritual wines, and rare herbs

I eat the way I post: poo poo

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Bert Roberge posted:

I missed the news this morning that we have a new caravan to fear.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1089162706840707072

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7hTPEIHIEA

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Inspector Hound posted:

OooOoh, I buy VEGETABLES at the INDEPENDENT ARTISANAL GROCER

this is how donald trump thinks grocery stores work

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
turn left human trafficker nooooooo

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Louisgod posted:

It’d own if right when you die you’re just reborn immediately in the same exact timeline so you can continue your fresh hell existence

You take that poo poo back.

That is actually worse than you being a cop before. Just smdh.


Edit my bad. You already did.

Louisgod posted:

I eat the way I post: poo poo

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Young Orc

god that album is so loving good

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

i just watched solo for the first time, that was certainly a movie that was a couple hours long and had occasional lazer battles

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Nichael posted:

president beto's sex tape will be so deeply unsettling that woody harrelson will see it and then immediately break down in tears and vomit

vomiting while your calves are cramping has to be the worst

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1089191237851271170

:lol:

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Sir Tonk posted:

god that album is so loving good

hell yeah

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Inspector Hound posted:

OooOoh, I buy VEGETABLES at the INDEPENDENT ARTISANAL GROCER

I buy them from the supermarket.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Sir Tonk posted:

god that album is so loving good

Same but, also, their whole discography

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

The first screenplay was written by Oscar-winning screenwriter Barry Morrow. His story followed brothers Mario and Luigi on an existential road trip so similar to Morrow's prior Rain Man that production titled the script "Drain Man".[5][7] Morrow described his screenplay as "a study in contrast, like Laurel and Hardy or Abbot and Costello," that would have "an odyssey and a quest" like the game itself.[8] Co-producer Fred Caruso later said that Morrow's story was "more of a serious drama piece as opposed to a fun comedy."[5]

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Its been so long since i looked for a jobb i hate things

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


GrimGypsy posted:

i just watched solo for the first time, that was certainly a movie that was a couple hours long and had occasional lazer battles

the most expensive star war ever

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

GrimGypsy posted:

i just watched solo for the first time, that was certainly a movie that was a couple hours long and had occasional lazer battles

That movie was so loving long I had 2 long, restful naps as it played.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Holy ratios lol

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

if the rest of the world nuked us off the map it would be self defsense

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

the next few days! I am sure that my federal worker cousins will be real happy to hear it

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