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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dustcat posted:

that is a good goddamn beard

its the 11% jew in me

Billzasilver posted:

are these all porn

um no

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

JOJOBA OIL

precious juice of the MIRACLE BEAN

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
ive tried going cleanshaven, its ugly, its horrible, its not cool

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Baloogan posted:

im imagining you as .... sexy

this has been thread cannon for a good while now, yes

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Calibanibal posted:

the beard is very oily you can tell they use JOJOBA OIL twice daily

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


wrap it up, nrailures

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i really want to see plinkey take a selfie in his hat, with a laptop screen in the background open on this thread and also a plate of hot slop on his grease-spattered oven

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Fallen Hamprince posted:

nice beard


for a CLOWN to grow


at the CIRCUS

what the gently caress kind of bearded circus do you go to :thunk:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol im drunk on my own brew, take that government monopoly on liquor, deal with THAT

atlas has shrugged and brewed his own

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you could tell him the piss tape is real. or say gently caress off idiot.
It is up to you

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Calibanibal posted:

i really want to see plinkey take a selfie in his hat, with a laptop screen in the background open on this thread and also a plate of hot slop on his grease-spattered oven

k

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Calibanibal posted:

i really want to see plinkey take a selfie in his hat, with a laptop screen in the background open on this thread and also a plate of hot slop on his grease-spattered oven

dude, try xvideos.com

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


beards prevent your gas mask from getting a proper seal, comrade

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

it would honestly be a mega own. if plinkey does it probate me for 3 days

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

beards prevent your gas mask from getting a proper seal, comrade

i literally had this problem with scba and sewer work and the solution was .... shave

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

plinky make it happen

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

beards prevent your gas mask from getting a proper seal, comrade

i look really bad with a mustache, so i'll take death

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Calibanibal posted:

i really want to see plinkey take a selfie in his hat, with a laptop screen in the background open on this thread and also a plate of hot slop on his grease-spattered oven
this is me

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cumshitter posted:

so did americas sweethearts, lucille and desi arnes. that just makes him wholesome

yeah only loser incels sleep in the same bed, like bert and ernie

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Calibanibal posted:

it would honestly be a mega own. if plinkey does it probate me for 3 days

im not really cooking anything for a while, but i can make a grilled cheese in a bit

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

this is me


lookin good

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Plinkey posted:

lookin good

thx babe

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






13% on a small number is small

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




silentsnack posted:

so basically power armor that only covers your butthole. cool.

a kangaroo tail is a thick powerful trunk of a limb that even the small minded would find many uses for

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Calibanibal posted:

it would honestly be a mega own. if plinkey does it probate me for 3 days

lol he was already gonna do it

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

juche avocado posted:

13% on a small number is small

that's why you don't bet on 10s and 4s in craps

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

juche avocado posted:

13% on a small number is small

weird thing to call your dick

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

lmbo if ur gonna choose a mutation and you go for a tail. idiot

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/evansiegfried/status/1088812136443404288?s=19

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Baloogan posted:

lol im drunk on my own brew, take that government monopoly on liquor, deal with THAT

atlas has shrugged and brewed his own

balloogan finally managed the Bannon Jutsu

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



actual lede:

BEING HEALTHY ONLY LEADS TO A SMALL REDUCTION IN RISK OF DEATH

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDEHa5Iqo18&hd=1

baloogan will appreciate this, probably

tape deck isnt playing all that well, might need a new belt

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
i didn't even know pinkey was a real guy until tonight

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

silentsnack posted:

so basically power armor that only covers your butthole. cool.

what the

have u ever seen a human skeleton and/or a kangaroo

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

fake news

he was a cuck

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Baloogan posted:

dude, try xvideos.com

It has just as much incest porn as pornhub


Guess America all wants to gently caress are sisters

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i didn't even know pinkey was a real guy until tonight

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i didn't even know pinkey was a real guy until tonight

resident trash food and craps expert

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/GtXephos/status/1089322897162756096

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