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LORD OF BOOTY posted:
They should be mad, how come the poo poo is on the top of the paper when it goes through the butt it should be on the other side.
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jobson groeth posted:They should be mad, how come the poo poo is on the top of the paper when it goes through the butt it should be on the other side. incredibly weak shitter that can't even soak thru a layer of 2-ply trap sprung
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Jan 26, 2019 20:44
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Just FYI, "How do you wipe" is the post that destroys the forum
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Jan 26, 2019 20:49
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Wiping is for women. Real men don't spread their cheeks for anything.
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Jan 26, 2019 20:54
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Always wipe from forward to back with a folded sheet.
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Jan 26, 2019 21:04
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Stop before the bougie eurogoons start shilling for bidets.
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Jan 26, 2019 21:06
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jfc just use your tongue geniuses
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Jan 26, 2019 21:06
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I dunk my rear end in a bowl of fish and let them do their thing while I browse forums on my phone
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Jan 26, 2019 21:08
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I don't wipe because I always poo poo clean.
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Jan 26, 2019 21:09
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Today on TMI
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Away all Goats posted:Today on TMI Oh my god
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Jan 26, 2019 21:20
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In the past, people showed embarrassing but cute baby pics at weddings. In the future it's going to be screenshots of all the disgusting statements their parents made.
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I'm sure there's not going to be any issues with the generation whose entire lives were broadcast in public by their morons families from the moment they were born.
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Picnic Princess posted:In the past, people showed embarrassing but cute baby pics at weddings. This actually levels the playing field. "Oh. You're showing everyone that picture of me naked in the bathtub, again? Have they seen this tweet of you talking about my baby-boner?"
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Mak0rz posted:Stop before the bougie eurogoons start shilling for bidets. You can get a bidet attachment or a bidet seat for most toilets for between $70 and $150. They are really awesome, and I suggest looking into them.
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Away all Goats posted:Today on TMI The Hung Baby
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zoux posted:I mean, you can piss off the chuds by posting "happy holidays" so I wonder how much """"""""""""""""""""""Dr."""""""""""""""""""" Barone paid for this advertisement.
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Jan 26, 2019 21:45
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https://twitter.com/GretchNachtRabe/status/1089262701275238405 Someone took the wrong message away from that movie
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IncredibleIgloo posted:You can get a bidet attachment or a bidet seat for most toilets for between $70 and $150. They are really awesome, and I suggest looking into them. I suggest making GBS threads into them.
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zoux posted:Just FYI, "How do you wipe" is the post that destroys the forum Pretty sure one of the "how to wipe" megathreads is what convinced me that, goddamnit, I want to sign on. It was so stupid and people were SO INVESTED IN HOW TO WIPE THE poo poo OFF THE rear end.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:You can get a bidet attachment or a bidet seat for most toilets for between $70 and $150. They are really awesome, and I suggest looking into them. No I was too late! 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Pretty sure one of the "how to wipe" megathreads is what convinced me that, goddamnit, I want to sign on. It was so stupid and people were SO INVESTED IN HOW TO WIPE THE poo poo OFF THE rear end. The only correct way is "hard".
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Away all Goats posted:Today on TMI that's a nuclear own on the kid's dad
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Jan 26, 2019 22:18
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grittyreboot posted:Watch out, Trump! Enoch Gunter is on the case! I guess he ruled out Bobby Shaftoe, then.
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Jan 26, 2019 22:23
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Pretty sure one of the "how to wipe" megathreads is what convinced me that, goddamnit, I want to sign on. Like they said, the post that ruined the forums (Joking!)
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Baron von Eevl posted:I guess he ruled out Bobby Shaftoe, then. Two slow claps/5.
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https://twitter.com/harDCor_barra/status/827889370292158464 https://twitter.com/9_volt_/status/827891814665437184 1. JAP? WHAT YEAR ARE YOU FROM? 2. yeah nothing political about Armstrong there
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It's amazing to know that there are people who Hideo loving Kojima is too subtle for.
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I recently read Genocidal Organ, the first book by "Project Itoh" (a penname). Apparently when he was just a twenty-something web designer he met Hideo Kojima at TGS, they started talking, and Kojima was so amazed to meet someone who actually understood the themes of MGS that he became friends with the guy. Showed him games before they came out. poo poo, Kojima dedicated Peace Walker to Itoh when he died. I remember thinking that was an almost unbelievable story: how Kojima have been that impressed? How could no-one ever have talked with him about what he was trying to say? These games, if you haven't played them, are not polemics, but they're also not at all subtle, and the characters have very long conversations about, uhh, everything. I have over-estimated the median gamer.
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Thinky Whale posted:It's amazing to know that there are people who Hideo loving Kojima is too subtle for. I hate Hideo Kojima for being a self-promoting auteur, and also because he can apparently predict the goddamn future
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Screaming Idiot posted:I hate Hideo Kojima for being a self-promoting auteur, and also because he can apparently predict the goddamn future Future textbook: "The only thing that saw the political post-truth social media hellscape coming a decade in advance was a video game that involved a katana-wielding ex-president in a robot suit."
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