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Slippery posted:I still don't see the wisdom in undertaking an action that even if 'successful' results in you having your arms wrapped around a pissed-off hellbeast Yeah it seems like this definition of success only holds up until the first follow-up question.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Gators/crocs haven't evolved in something like 65 million years. Crocodilians that look and act like modern crocs have been around for eighty million years. The Chicxulub impact killed the non‐avian dinosaurs fifteen million years into that and crocodiles did not care.
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Only the sharks cared less, and the proto-rodents started to not give a gently caress.
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Platystemon posted:Crocodilians that look and act like modern crocs have been around for eighty million years. Tony Snark posted:Only the sharks cared less, and the proto-rodents started to not give a gently caress.
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Sharks evolved before trees.
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Platystemon posted:Sharks evolved before trees. This is loving me up
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Why did they film this scenario? Beats me. Why wouldn't they? I mean you get an opportunity to film something that ridiculous and you take it.
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muscles like this! posted:That's Ace Rimmer. What a guy!
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Queen Combat posted:This is loving me up There was a period of around 60 million years where there was no bacteria/fungus/bugs/etc that could decompose cellulose. So when all the massive early trees died, they'd just lie around doing jack poo poo, timber piling higher and higher for millennia as it slowly compacted into coal or fossilized. Also at the same time there was way more oxygen in the Earth's atmosphere, something like 35% versus today's 20-something%. So these massive miles-deep swaths of timber would likely catch on fire regularly too.
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Queen Combat posted:This is loving me up Sharks are so powerful that even plant life attempted to escape onto land.
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C.M. Kruger posted:There was a period of around 60 million years where there was no bacteria/fungus/bugs/etc that could decompose cellulose. So when all the massive early trees died, they'd just lie around doing jack poo poo, timber piling higher and higher for millennia as it slowly compacted into coal or fossilized. There's no likely about it. They caught fire regularly and continent-wide forest fires burned for multiple seasonal cycles, with evidence being found in charcoal horizons in carboniferous coal measures in Pennsylvania and Victoria, Australia.
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Once upon a time, our planet was  incarnate
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Platystemon posted:Sharks evolved before trees. You would have thought the opposite, given how smoothness seems more evolutionamary advanced and all that.
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Weatherman posted:You would have thought the opposite, given how smoothness seems more evolutionamary advanced and all that. I know right, trees are as rough as is their bark, but sharks, somehow they're as smooth as silk,
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a cop got shot and died playing Russian roulette with other cops but this isn't the thread to post it anymore so have this: https://m.jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-family-kicked-off-plane-after-body-odor-complaints-578784/amp
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How bad would you have to smell to get kicked off a plane??
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ilmucche posted:How bad would you have to smell to get kicked off a plane?? You'd probably qualify.
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He was a stinky boi, she said smell ya later boi.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The trick is to actually grab it and hang on like crazy. Gently tapping it on the neck to let it know you're standing in handy chomping distance (as this gentleman chose to do) is not recommended. Slippery posted:I still don't see the wisdom in undertaking an action that even if 'successful' results in you having your arms wrapped around a pissed-off hellbeast I live in Australia so my options are "Grabbing a pissed-off hellbeast" or "Being grabbed by a pissed-offhellbeast" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPVLyB0Yc6I
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Slippery posted:I still don't see the wisdom in undertaking an action that even if 'successful' results in you having your arms wrapped around a pissed-off hellbeast So you’re off the dating apps then?
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Platystemon posted:Sharks evolved before trees. Trees have evolved rough exteriors so they can easily be told apart from their smoother cousin, the shark.
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In 2015 the NBA championship team the Golden State Warriors got to visit Barack Obama in the White House, which is something of a tradition. They won again in 2017 but decided not to visit the White House to hang out with Trump, saying they wouldn't have gone even if Trump had invited them. (Trump subsequently withdrew any invitation which may or may not have existed.) Instead when they visited DC they took a field trip to the National Museum of African American History and Culture. The Warriors won again in 2018 and when they visited DC a few days ago they decided to not only boycott Trump yet again but also to to go hang out with Obama instead.  
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Yesss, that's the stuff. I swear I can already hear that hateful little muppet pitching a fit about it. 
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Randaconda posted:Dinosaurs evolved before grass Hell, birds evolved from dinosaurs before grass came along. Grass is a relative newcomer on the scene, 125-130 million years ago.
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Trig Discipline posted:So you’re off the dating apps then? lol but, yeah I could never figure out the step after 'swipe right and ask their forums name'
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C.M. Kruger posted:There was a period of around 60 million years where there was no bacteria/fungus/bugs/etc that could decompose cellulose. So when all the massive early trees died, they'd just lie around doing jack poo poo, timber piling higher and higher for millennia as it slowly compacted into coal or fossilized. Oh yeah, that’s how the mesas out west formed, right?
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chitoryu12 posted:Oh yeah, that’s how the mesas out west formed, right? No, those came from your mom’s enormous butte.
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SomeJazzyRat posted:No, Nazi is shooting at Ace Rimmer. Nazi stole the Princess of Undetermined European Country, and it was up to Ace Rimmer to bring her back (and win her over, if you know what I mean). While on a plane, cornered by the Nazi, he was attacked with a crocodile and left to die as the Nazi parachuted to safety. Instead, Ace Rimmer wrestled the Crocodile and rode on it's back towards the Nazi, leading to the depicted Nazi. It's all featured here: Ace Rimmer's origin story qualifies as schadenfreude, too. He's a parallel universe version of Arnold Rimmer, an arrogant, cowardly and unpopular man who constantly blames others for his failures and can't even succeed by cheating. The only difference between Ace and Arnold came when they were threatened with being held back a year at school. The twist is that Ace became confident, heroic and well-liked because he was held back - the experience made him realise that he wasn't entitled to success.
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Even out the other side by doing some welding.
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Oh poo poo I just noticed that he also lost a headphone as well as half his beard.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh poo poo I just noticed that he also lost a headphone as well as half his beard. If he had the music turned up loud enough to hear over an angle grinder then it's not going to matter for very long that he doesn't use proper ear protection.
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EKDS5k posted:If he had the music turned up loud enough to hear over an angle grinder then it's not going to matter for very long that he doesn't use proper ear protection. If he's anything like my cousin he wears earbuds under his ear protection
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Jedit posted:Ace Rimmer's origin story qualifies as schadenfreude, too. He's a parallel universe version of Arnold Rimmer, an arrogant, cowardly and unpopular man who constantly blames others for his failures and can't even succeed by cheating. The only difference between Ace and Arnold came when they were threatened with being held back a year at school. The twist is that Ace became confident, heroic and well-liked because he was held back - the experience made him realise that he wasn't entitled to success. Smoke him a kipper, he'll be back for breakfast.
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