#blessed pics: *burbles contentedly*

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Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

great big cardboard tube posted:

Nice try Patton but this doesn't make up for killing your wife.

Is that a thing anywhere but on SA?

# ? Jan 26, 2019 12:55

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sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Len posted:

Is that a thing anywhere but on SA?

His bedroom.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 13:17

null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Len posted:

Is that a thing anywhere but on SA?

Not even a little.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 13:45

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

null_pointer posted:

Not even a little.

Last night my wife looks over and says, did you see the news about Patton Oswalt? I said, they finally arrested him for killing his wife?

She looked away in disgust.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 14:59

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Len posted:

Is that a thing anywhere but on SA?

Not really, no. There's a contingent that gets pissed off that he remarried as quickly as he did, but that was still about 18 months after the death of his wife.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 15:48

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

https://i.imgur.com/lUqOSl3.gifv

Check out this pokemon

# ? Jan 26, 2019 15:53

Krowley: Feb 15, 2008

DrPossum posted:

https://i.imgur.com/lUqOSl3.gifv

Check out this pokemon

That was great, then i unmuted and it became fantastic

# ? Jan 26, 2019 16:04

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 16:50

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Radio Paranoia posted:

IT'S SO CUTE!!!!!! :3:

# ? Jan 26, 2019 16:54

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/marcwvg/status/1088517424897392640

# ? Jan 26, 2019 17:36

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I know he's cursed and all, but still...

# ? Jan 26, 2019 18:01

Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/marcwvg/status/1088517424897392640

pretty cursed to think of yourself as an adult and still care about Harry Potter

# ? Jan 26, 2019 18:48

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Lodin posted:

I know he's cursed and all, but still...

hm maybe I should review this one

# ? Jan 26, 2019 20:36

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/816858493290483712/pu/vid/512x640/u1oUh6X8mJv-oNct.mp4

# ? Jan 26, 2019 22:17

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

https://my.mixtape.moe/smpbjf.mp4

# ? Jan 26, 2019 23:16

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

jobson groeth posted:

https://my.mixtape.moe/smpbjf.mp4

# ? Jan 26, 2019 23:59

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/marcwvg/status/1088517424897392640

You're hosed now Harry.

# ? Jan 27, 2019 00:10

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/VolcanoDoc/status/1086739301105250305

# ? Jan 27, 2019 01:49

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

https://i.imgur.com/CiCu6sS.mp4

# ? Jan 27, 2019 01:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Catfishing :dadjoke:

# ? Jan 27, 2019 01:55

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

jobson groeth posted:

https://my.mixtape.moe/smpbjf.mp4

# ? Jan 27, 2019 05:34

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

jobson groeth posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CiCu6sS.mp4

# ? Jan 27, 2019 05:34

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

uber_stoat posted:

https://twitter.com/VolcanoDoc/status/1086739301105250305

The fact she called herself a tiny geologist makes this even better, because now I have an image of this small gnome-like creature chipping loudly away at a boulder and yelling gnomic aphorisms at the top of her itty-bitty lungs.

# ? Jan 27, 2019 05:47

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

the two most blessed actor twitter accounts:

https://twitter.com/AnthonyHopkins/status/1088853792232095744

https://twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/status/1088972409229664256

# ? Jan 27, 2019 06:45

TheToxicEuphoria: Feb 26, 2008

A page late, but Cajun flavored boiled peanuts are extremely blessed.

# ? Jan 27, 2019 07:22

Rozzbot: Nov 4, 2009; Pork, lamb, chicken and ham

nerdz posted:

https://twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/status/1088972409229664256

Kunekune, from the Maori word for 'fat and round'

# ? Jan 27, 2019 09:55

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

Rozzbot posted:

Kunekune, from the Maori word for 'fat and round'

lol

# ? Jan 27, 2019 10:15

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

https://twitter.com/JozNorris/status/1088886021620748293

# ? Jan 27, 2019 11:00

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/JSenOmg/status/1089327035175047168?s=19

:catdrugs:

# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:43

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

wtfffff lol WOO

# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:47

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/AwesomestOn3/status/1089541577381498880?s=19

# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:48

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Does it double as VCR head cleaner, though.

# ? Jan 27, 2019 20:33

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Volcott posted:

Does it double as VCR head cleaner, though.

It cleans the hole in your blue ray discs.

# ? Jan 27, 2019 21:08

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

What the gently caress is the point of poppers except relaxing your rear end in a top hat so a man can gently caress it easier

# ? Jan 27, 2019 22:38

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zzulu posted:

What the gently caress is the point of poppers except relaxing your rear end in a top hat so a man can gently caress it easier

What else do you really need?

# ? Jan 27, 2019 22:40

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Zzulu posted:

What the gently caress is the point of poppers except relaxing your rear end in a top hat so a man can gently caress it easier

Volcott posted:

Does it double as VCR head cleaner, though.

# ? Jan 27, 2019 22:41

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/Art_Relatable/status/1089574458120069120

# ? Jan 27, 2019 22:43

puppets freak me out: Dec 18, 2015

Zzulu posted:

What the gently caress is the point of poppers except relaxing your rear end in a top hat so a man can gently caress it easier

relaxing your rear end in a top hat so a woman can gently caress it easier, for one

# ? Jan 27, 2019 22:45

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Zzulu posted:

What the gently caress is the point of poppers except relaxing your rear end in a top hat so a man can gently caress it easier

They make sex feel amazing and if you take a really hard hit you go to another universe where nothing exists except for pleasure and every second lasts a million years.

e: For some people. For other people your face just gets really warm and then you get a headache.

Trig Discipline fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Jan 27, 2019

# ? Jan 27, 2019 22:52

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SubNat: Nov 27, 2008

Or get permanent eye damage, the highest high of them all.

# ? Jan 27, 2019 22:57

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