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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/stokoetaran/status/1089218332115587072?s=21

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Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

One of those planks was clearly a broom, I call foul!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://giant.gfycat.com/RevolvingRegalCorydorascatfish.webm
is there a better way to force these to display, i'm tired of transferring them to imgr.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://giant.gfycat.com/RevolvingRegalCorydorascatfish.webm
is there a better way to force these to display, i'm tired of transferring them to imgr.

That is working and not imgur.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

"It's a plank! It's just a plank!"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1089656025811169281

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Vote now for Welsh Dashcam Twat of the Year 2018!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W473fJUcNWY

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/NKy7Mea.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/CP2mf61.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/BGg7dNW.mp4

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Evolutionary fact: Pee is stored in the balls so when you fall into freezing water like this and your balls shrink it expels the pee and warms you up. Obviously this is a short term solution and you need to get yourself out of the situation but it can save your life in situations like this.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
https://i.imgur.com/IrCliFk.mp4

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

https://twitter.com/AtillaRoars/status/1089661889045516288

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Now if your question is: Why? Because this is the adolescent fantasy of a character from BBC's Sci-Fi comedy Red Dwarf. Why did they film this scenario? Beats me.

It was a piss-take of pre-title sequences in Bond films. It wasn't someone's adolescent fantasy, THIS is the adolescent fantasy and the schadenfreude is on you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4TLto-nKfU

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A Thai pop group has had to make a groveling apology after being called out for wearing costumes featuring swastikas two days before International Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Now you might argue that swastikas have a deeper and older religious meaning in Asia so it might not have been a whole Nazi thing but ummmm ....



There's been several similar incidents with bands in SE Asia wearing Nazi regalia in recent years because they apparently don't know a lot about Western history over there and they think that Nazi uniforms look really cool.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Didn't know at first if it was Russia, Eastern Europe, or the UK.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



BNK48 and Keyakizaka46 are both produced by the guy who made AKB48, so this stuff is happening under the eye of Japanese production teams. If nothing else, the higher-ups know better and are probably Nazi sympathizers.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Reminder that Hugo Boss was a Nazi and that's why their uniforms were so well designed.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Hugo Boss’s company manufactured the uniforms and his children shamelessly capitalised on it.

It’s like crediting some chud who owns textile shops in Bangladesh with today’s fashions.

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Didn't know at first if it was Russia, Eastern Europe, or the UK.

My initial thought was New Jersey.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37481251

Spider bites Australian man on penis again

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Solice Kirsk posted:

Reminder that Hugo Boss was a Nazi and that's why their uniforms were so well designed.

They were well designed because that part of fascism. It was all about looking amazing on parade so poo poo was very form fitting and sized to the individual. Turned out to be hell to make once the war really got going though since you could have situations where you literally could not find a shirt if you were a bigger guy.

The best example of Nazi idiocy was the helmets. Their goddamn helmets had multiple sizes and you had to have the proper fitting one for your head. On top of that they took something like 14 hits to stamp the shape from the steel blank, compared to like 2-3 for an American or British helmet. They also had special sewn in liners and poo poo (slave labor). So mid war you have a way too complicated to make helmet that cannot even be just shipped en masse, you have to get proper sized ones for each soldier.

And they were not any more protective than a US one, in fact less so.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

bobjr posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37481251

Spider bites Australian man on penis again

Turns out he was there to gently caress spiders.

xcheopis
Jul 23, 2003


Memento posted:

Turns out he was there to gently caress spiders.

I was just thinkin' that this is a guy who really needs to learn that 'no means no'.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/rr7qnzE.mp4

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

"When the gently caress am I ever going to need physics" he screamed at his teacher.
"Yes, when does physics have anything to do with the physical word" was his reply.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Considering how these things usually go, I'm surprised the launch ramp held up as well as it did.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Great way to gently caress up your back, balls and a whole bunch of other stuff.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Memento posted:

Considering how these things usually go, I'm surprised the launch ramp held up as well as it did.

I was fully expecting the cooler to get squeezed out and launched.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Memento posted:

Considering how these things usually go, I'm surprised the launch ramp held up as well as it did.

I mean, he put a cooler underneath it.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
Seen that gif before, just noticed he nearly got his head taken off by that fuckin' power line, too

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

I've seen that, before, and it still fooled me. There are multiple levels of misdirection.
"A cooler? Eh, it's just a bicycle ramp. It'll probably hold up."
"A motorcycle? Haha, That's gonna collapse."
"Holy poo poo! He's flying! Ohhh, not a great landing."

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Reminder that Hugo Boss was a Nazi and that's why their uniforms were so well designed.

Actually Boss had told them he really loved fashion but due to the language barrier and accents que sera sera

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

jobson groeth posted:

Evolutionary fact: Pee is stored in the balls so when you fall into freezing water like this and your balls shrink it expels the pee and warms you up. Obviously this is a short term solution and you need to get yourself out of the situation but it can save your life in situations like this.
https://twitter.com/Pizza_Suplex/status/973593074055172098?s=09

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
Noted chud Cernovitch has come out saying that the only way for the West to save itself is to convert to Islam. You can imagine his audience's reaction.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Samovar posted:

Noted chud Cernovitch has come out saying that the only way for the West to save itself is to convert to Islam. You can imagine his audience's reaction.

Uh, I thiiiink you guys can keep him. Or how about you guys pass him over to the Catholics?

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Mods change my name to Cranking Off 100 Times

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Malachite_Dragon posted:

Once upon a time, our planet was :rock: incarnate

And in a couple of generations, it will be again! :dance:

mcbexx has a new favorite as of 09:23 on Jan 28, 2019

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Memento posted:

Turns out he was there to gently caress spiders.

Tssk, what a weirdo. Can’t he settle for less?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Huh, not embedding as img. Maybe I copied the wrong URL.

https://m.imgur.com/FfKUQxg.gifv

Edit: Oh, it’s the whole album. drat, how do I get the URL to a gifv while on mobile?
Edit II: Nope, that’s definitely the URL I get if I open it in a new tab. Imgur really doesn’t want me embedding this image.

Veni Vidi Ameche! has a new favorite as of 10:15 on Jan 28, 2019

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Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

MisterOblivious posted:

Mods change my name to Cranking Off 100 Times

I wish you luck on your quest.

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