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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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They used to call me that in college.

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

Apathetic Rimjob is a good user name

this gets posted like once a week but nobody every does anything about it

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

I wonder what they pay their security guards.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Phanatic posted:

I wonder what they pay their security guards.

Probably not much, constantly being passionately rimmed makes up for not getting minimum wage

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I only use RUMP brand batteries

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

I only use RUMP brand batteries

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





I can't believe rump battery is still a crime in some states - what passionate people do in the bedroom is none of your business! :mad:

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
On the other hand even with consent, rump mayhem. :gonk:

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Tony Snark posted:

On the other hand even with consent, rump mayhem. :gonk:

to say nothing of rump shaking

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/Nervatel/status/1089707944340406273

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/NetworkOstrich/status/1089732207986393089

https://twitter.com/NetworkOstrich/status/1089733778551930880

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008









[img]https://i.redd.it/jsyis7rco8821.jpg[/img







(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006


Here’s the one with the broken tag

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
SISTER... is a MAN! With a 'HOOK'

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Took me two images before I scrolled back up to see if it was Wizard Master

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It's been so long but I still can't forget Gumwaa :(

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Samuringa posted:

Took me two images before I scrolled back up to see if it was Wizard Master

You really didn't need to scroll back up. No one posts a wall of that like wizard master does.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Caufman
May 7, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

They used to call me that in college.

Your performance has significantly improved with practice.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Seriously how these types of videos make me feel unironically.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The face like yours belongs to zoo.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAmyZP-qbTE

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Does funwaa.com have forums?

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/accidentalp/status/1089852221867593734?s=21

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Gumwaa/11: never forget

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Funwaa. Funwaa never changes.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

really needed the terminator falling over for no reason in the last few frames

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Holy gently caress that is a massive chicken

An absolute unit




MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty

Dinosaurs are re-evolving

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
That giant chicken made me realize i have no idea where chickens came from before they were farmed or domesticated or whatever. The current iteration doesn't seem to have many skills for surviving in the wild.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

That giant chicken made me realize i have no idea where chickens came from before they were farmed or domesticated or whatever. The current iteration doesn't seem to have many skills for surviving in the wild.

They were a kind of Indonesian jungle fowl

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Is that actually a particular species of chicken that’s naturally that large? Like those giant eagles in China or the human land whales?

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

They also think chickens came from India.
https://quatr.us/china/history-chickens.htm

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

That giant chicken made me realize i have no idea where chickens came from before they were farmed or domesticated or whatever. The current iteration doesn't seem to have many skills for surviving in the wild.

Go visit Kauai sometime.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Blind Rasputin posted:

Is that actually a particular species of chicken that’s naturally that large? Like those giant eagles in China or the human land whales?

It’s a light brahma. Big breed, but not usually that big. Just happens to be a prodigious and handsome fella. I’d like the see another rooster try to take his harem. That boy could probably spur a smaller chicken in half

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Yeah that is an unusually enormous chicken.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

That giant chicken made me realize i have no idea where chickens came from before they were farmed or domesticated or whatever. The current iteration doesn't seem to have many skills for surviving in the wild.

They still exist and do just fine https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junglefowl

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Cows, on the other hand, are derived by selection from hilariously buff murderbovines called aurochs, which didn't fare as well: they went extinct in 1600 or thereabouts.

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Yeah, chickens are omnivores. There's a vid of a cat playing with a mouse, and a chicken runs over, steals the mouse bashes it a few times and swallows it whole.

One of mine didn't like me looking at her too closely and pecked me right in the eyeball.

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