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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Yeah, you have to remember that current food stock animals have been selectively bred over the past millennia to much more docile and lazy. Just compare a butterball turkey to a wild turkey, wild turkeys around where I live will straight up attack a car if you’re stupid enough to honk at them while they’re crossing a road.

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

And you don't need to resort to absurdly floofy huge chickens to see the dinosaur in the bird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vqs2ZOOirk

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Mikl posted:

Cows, on the other hand, are derived by selection from hilariously buff murderbovines called aurochs, which didn't fare as well: they went extinct in 1600 or thereabouts.

Reading the Wikipedia article led me to this coat of arms

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Phlegmish posted:

Reading the Wikipedia article led me to this coat of arms



Great avatar for user name "Murderbovine"

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


RCarr posted:

I mean I can eat McDonalds and be fine but you can tell it’s poo poo and if you have any sense you would and should eat anything else over it.

I think in the US a fast food burger has to legally contain at least 13% meat. Yea 13%...

.............yea...................... heh

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Does it ever wear a disguise to look like human guys?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



MrUnderbridge posted:

Yeah, chickens are omnivores. There's a vid of a cat playing with a mouse, and a chicken runs over, steals the mouse bashes it a few times and swallows it whole.

One of mine didn't like me looking at her too closely and pecked me right in the eyeball.

This was no chicken. This was evil manifest.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

This was no chicken. This was evil manifest.

Oh, a rooster

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Data Graham posted:

This was no chicken. This was evil manifest.

read a different book ( :) )

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Data Graham posted:

This was no chicken. This was a chicken.

:confused:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Mikl posted:

Cows, on the other hand, are derived by selection from hilariously buff murderbovines called aurochs, which didn't fare as well: they went extinct in 1600 or thereabouts.

Shouldn't have sucked so hard at blitzball then

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde




That's a massive cock.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Cable Guy posted:

That's a massive cock.

if i could clap once, and then, when the last atom in the universe has stopped spinning and settled into its cold final sleep, clap again - it still wouldnt be sarcastic enough

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Picnic Princess posted:

Shouldn't have sucked so hard at blitzball then

Wakka Wakka Wakka!

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

really good thread

https://twitter.com/ClueHeywood/status/1089699762331217920

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

pro-click

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




looking forward to the Tickled sequel

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.


Holy poo poo I live so close to them. I didn’t know that was where they do that stuff. I wonder if they would let people come check the bots out.


Content: proper kerning is important.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

these 100% own

lol if you don't have Enrique read these and place your peloton in the same location

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Christ...

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Something something donut hole

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Donut hole - or don't nut hole?
That is the question

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Great avatar for user name "Murderbovine"
It'd make a great blitzball uniform, too.

e:f;b

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound on for some great commentary
https://i.imgur.com/AvDtgcz.mp4

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
"saving the ball right here but also losing two in the play"

and oh my god, they begin playing "In The Arms Of An Angel" at the end, don't they?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Samuringa posted:

"saving the ball right here but also losing two in the play"

and oh my god, they begin playing "In The Arms Of An Angel" at the end, don't they?

"Let us have a moment of silence for this man's fallen brothers..."

That commentator is going for broke with every euphemism he can. :allears:.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Slippery posted:

these 100% own

lol if you don't have Enrique read these and place your peloton in the same location

One of the best things you can have your servant read to you today!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I'm going to Japan with empty luggage.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Picnic Princess posted:

I'm going to Japan with empty luggage.

Hi going to Japan with empty luggage, I'm are the makes you appreciate what what you dad

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

Hi going to Japan with empty luggage, I'm are the makes you appreciate what what you dad

:dadjoke: :same:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
It's the three where why when it dollar ate lenses fourteen and I left a ninety-six if I where lose styrofoam miller thirty-six.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pro move using sperm as an oven tray

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



the forbidden cream

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xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Fried Watermelon posted:

the forbidden cream

The other white meat

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