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Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
if u ever want to see chris meloni's dong you can see a whole lot of it in oz

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Zyla posted:

ok i skipped 20 pages of bullshit anything notable in that trash?

Citgo will only be allowed to sell fuel in the united states if they send all money to a US-designated blocked account, which they will then funnel to guiado

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Apraxin posted:

lol kudlow just said the cbo is wrong and the shutdown did absolutely no damage to the economy

More like coblow

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Dustcat posted:

how would a war with venezuela realistically go, would it be symbolic drone strikes, would we just bomb out what's left of their infrastructure until everybody starved and died of cholera, or would we actually try to occupy it

Yes to all 3

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Dustcat posted:

how would a war with venezuela realistically go, would it be symbolic drone strikes, would we just bomb out what's left of their infrastructure until everybody starved and died of cholera, or would we actually try to occupy it

Whatever some Kissinger type says is enough to guarantee reelection, so probably a big troop commitment on the ground

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Dustcat posted:

how would a war with venezuela realistically go, would it be symbolic drone strikes, would we just bomb out what's left of their infrastructure until everybody starved and died of cholera, or would we actually try to occupy it

we're already poring over satellite photos to find hospitals and school buses

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Kudlow looks like he's in kidney failure

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
anything happen today

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



cargo cult posted:

anything happen today

trump

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

scuba-zuela

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

cargo cult posted:

anything happen today

sure why not

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1089988449044701194

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Boots Riley is pretty cool imo

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

sportsgenius86 posted:

Kudlow looks like he's in kidney failure

good

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

Boots Riley is pretty cool imo

i like him but im a bit wary of how hard he seems to be going in for maduro

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

time 4 cspam cartoon but instead of gently caress you its s e s h

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009

Dustcat posted:

how would a war with venezuela realistically go, would it be symbolic drone strikes, would we just bomb out what's left of their infrastructure until everybody starved and died of cholera, or would we actually try to occupy it

Well it would be an operation managed by post WW2 US military leadership so it would be handled extremely incompetently and fueled by completely unwarranted hubris plus Trump would be at the top of the pyramid loving it up even more so I assume the end result would be Venezuela annexing Florida.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/nprmusic/status/1089953579157389312

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Mrs. Dash posted:

Well it would be an operation managed by post WW2 US military leadership so it would be handled extremely incompetently and fueled by completely unwarranted hubris plus Trump would be at the top of the pyramid loving it up even more so I assume the end result would be Venezuela annexing Florida.

and nothing of value was lost

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Apraxin posted:

lol kudlow just said the cbo is wrong and the shutdown did absolutely no damage to the economy

"the facts are whatever I want them to be" on loop

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


lmao lazy fucks they just havent ponied up the 125 bucks or whatever it takes to get admitted in dc

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

sportsgenius86 posted:

Kudlow looks like he's in kidney failure
his cheeks are kinda doing that late-era george h w thing

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

i don’t “get” the mountain goats

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

DIE you profligate bitch

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


feels like a pointless distinction but im sure lots of neckbeards were very mad

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

So this press conference is sanctions on Venezuelan oil and what's his face who didn't win anything is the legitimate president.




This isn't very America first :mad:

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Dustcat posted:

how would a war with venezuela realistically go, would it be symbolic drone strikes, would we just bomb out what's left of their infrastructure until everybody starved and died of cholera, or would we actually try to occupy it

If the military splits then we back up the side against Maduro with airstrikes and special forces, if the military doesn't break we try bribing the senior officers away, and if that fails a bunch of fresh high school graduates who were born after 9/11 and never heard of Vietnam are about to go on a free jungle tour

Comedy option is that we get Brazil to invade instead and back them up, with hilarious results

Feldegast42 has issued a correction as of 22:06 on Jan 28, 2019

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Apraxin posted:

lol kudlow just said the cbo is wrong and the shutdown did absolutely no damage to the economy

lmao even the cbo estimated the total cost as $3 billion which is ludicrously low since it would mean that each of the affected government workers produces an average of $10 of economic output a day

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

maybe after lunch? send me an email 2 remind me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ2RvSHK_B8

🌐

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Stefan Prodan posted:

if u ever want to see chris meloni's dong you can see a whole lot of it in oz

You can see his butthole too

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

new kind of cat posted:

i don’t “get” the mountain goats

best i can tell they're a less annoying johnathan coulton

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1089992488625016834

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

mormonpartyboat posted:

you didnt watch that world cup?

everyone was honking their cubazuelas, sounded like bees

lol

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

i support this i know better than any colordondianans

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
economists are possibly the most wimpy losers to exist.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

NPR: we'll both sides child-genocide and class-warfare; but goddamnit, we're getting the distinction between board games and tabletop games right!

that's journalistic integrity, motherfuckers

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

You see, the government is exactly like a business.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

lazy rear end mods can we get a better title you fucks

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

they do kno their audience~

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