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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

tacodaemon posted:

kennections puzzle #293 was too easy and so now i'm going to kick ken jennings' rear end!!!!!!!

Do it. Beat him senseless

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

DrPossum posted:

How about Puero Rico becomes a state and also we redraw state lines

I'm a voronoi diagram fan

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/gideonresnick/status/1090038383919984641?s=21

https://twitter.com/gideonresnick/status/1090038515893710849?s=21

post ur username

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W8yrkM96sU

:vuvu:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

same but bernie's face

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




yessssssss

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

do not rob banks

ever hear about any successful bank robberies? no

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1090039311951634432

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
From the campaign that brought you pulling out of Wisconsin, a president campaign begun where they don't vote

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
maybe Hillary could go to a farm upstate where she can run and play

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/1090038515893710849

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

emfive posted:

sorry typo

but yea it's amazing and the American versions are generally pitiful

I take this condiment very serious but apology accepted

if anyone is brave enough to share their recipe I will critique it PMs welcome

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

It all started when some kind of chimps had bigger brains than the others
And here we are

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

stav voice: hell yeah dude

https://twitter.com/sppeoples/status/1090038690829791232?s=21

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



banned

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/sppeoples/status/1090038690829791232?s=19

That's just how kids talk when they say I Love Centrism

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DavidWright_CNN/status/1089961396434096129

grinch on ya goop

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
uhhhhhhh
https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/1090037892288778245

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


a.lo posted:

do not rob banks

ever hear about any successful bank robberies? no

the North Hollywood shootout was a loving blast tho

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

DrPossum posted:

How about Puero Rico becomes a state and also we redraw state lines

Ok but only if DC also becomes a state.

You are killing it with the campaigning in the last few pages, too bad capybaras don't have US birth certificates and thus are unqualified to be presidents.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Reality Winter posted:

https://twitter.com/sppeoples/status/1090038690829791232?s=19

That's just how kids talk when they say I Love Centrism

can i watch this live

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


emfive posted:

maybe Hillary could go to a farm upstate where she can run and play

:unsmith:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

what about thoughts????????

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/aric/status/1090037570694758401

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

:siren: howard schultz LIVE :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oka2LRvbq3s

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1089991629564465153

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

jemand posted:

Ok but only if DC also becomes a state.

You are killing it with the campaigning in the last few pages, too bad capybaras don't have US birth certificates and thus are unqualified to be presidents.

First rule of business: Eliminate crime by eliminating laws

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

A Handed Missus posted:

the North Hollywood shootout was a loving blast tho

the less fatalistic approach is dis dude right here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Curcio#Brink%27s_robbery

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



how can you have billions of dollars and yet cannot hire someone who can explain to you that a message of centrist bipartisan maintenance of the status quo is the most dramatically unpopular thing you could possibly do right now, nobody on either side wants that

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DrPossum posted:

First rule of business: Eliminate crime by eliminating laws



this is me

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1089901353508528130

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

that owns

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

What did jake tapper do

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1089999874853097472?s=20

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


"Alright Secretary Clinton, just one more. Can you look a little more smug this time?"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




I thought Obamacare was gone now thanks to strong daddy

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003



quote:

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Issued on: January 28, 2019

James S. Brady Press Briefing Room

2:06 P.M. EST

MS. SANDERS:  HHEEEEEEYYY YYOOOOOUU GUUUUU-UUUUUUYYYSS

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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

how can you have billions of dollars and yet cannot hire someone who can explain to you that a message of centrist bipartisan maintenance of the status quo is the most dramatically unpopular thing you could possibly do right now, nobody on either side wants that

billionaires surround themselves with ppl who will never tell them what unbelievable dumbasses they are

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