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jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
lol uninspiring and terrible loving posture

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Calm posted:

The gently caress would you need notes for if all you need to remember is 2 ultra-short bullet points ?

E: Also, if I were National Security Advisor for the loving United STATES OF AMERICA, there'd probably be a poo poo ton to talk about, and my notes would be pages and pages long just in case.

Don't take notes when you are doing crime Jesus loving Trump.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

this nerd is lower energy than jeb. sad

Dont sign you're posts

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
Fake video is coming. The US government is racing to fight it

oh really CNN

today, this monday, is when you publish a story about the dangers of deepfakes

:thunk:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

DrPossum posted:

There's a lot of middle ground to cover

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Starbux sucks and so does the rear end in a top hat that owns it.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Don't get me started on leg men. That's just a gateway to beastiality.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Calm posted:

The gently caress would you need notes for if all you need to remember is 2 ultra-short bullet points ?

E: Also, if I were National Security Advisor for the loving United STATES OF AMERICA, there'd probably be a poo poo ton to talk about, and my notes would be pages and pages long just in case.

Maybe he was trying to look like he was paying attention during a meeting by taking notes, but really he was spending that time making a list for his own purposes while nodding and going "uh-huh"

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

jisforjosh posted:

lol uninspiring and terrible loving posture

Oh, maybe he's more relatable to this thread than I thought

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Zikan posted:

turning a big dial taht says "Centrism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

the audience does not approve.

Or have they ejected the heckler(s) yet?

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

beto sex cramp posted:

guess what time it is mothafuckaz

it's

MONDAY

NIGHT

STROMBOLI

Where's my Strombois gang tag :negative:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/Slashleen/status/1090049881467641856

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

blodget is a bit on the nose

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

jemand posted:

the audience does not approve.

Or have they ejected the heckler(s) yet?

Oh, I thought I had gained the powers of projecting my thoughts into sound for a second.

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

jemand posted:

the audience does not approve.

Or have they ejected the heckler(s) yet?

pretty sure security has removed everyone who heckled up to this point which was several people

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

beto sex cramp posted:

Fake video is coming. The US government is racing to fight it

oh really CNN

today, this monday, is when you publish a story about the dangers of deepfakes

:thunk:

:pisstape:

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

this guy is unbelievably boring there's no way he's gonna be a thing

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

campfire posted:

pretty sure security has removed everyone who heckled up to this point which was several people

Extremely disappointed in that audience if there is anyone left then. Also the security for not then also heckling. Come on guys, you can do better!

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

MadJackal posted:

He’s just the absolute dumbest of all God’s creatures. There’s no part of this that is correct.

he is at every turn dumber than Trump which is quite a loving feat

trump will say the absolute stupidest poo poo and then bitchell’s take on it will make your fuckin head spin clean off with its sheer impossible stupidity

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

lmao he's trying to relate to the common American by relating his vacation to Normandy to respect are troops and literally said "hey raise your hand if you've been to normandy" and based on his reaction i can assume only like 2 people did. what a relatable lifestyle

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

campfire posted:

this guy is unbelievably boring there's no way he's gonna be a thing

yeah. this is incredible

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
shocking satellite footage released by the us military this evening. it appears the Venezuelan government has hidden missile launchers in various jungle facilities disguised as what could only be described as some kind of giant, folded piece of fried dough. more info to come as we analyze the photos

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

now he's talking about how he kneeled down next to a french man cleaning an are troops headstone with a scrub brush to thank him, and the frenchman said no, thank YOU

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009



jeez cmon

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

campfire posted:

now he's talking about how he kneeled down next to a french man cleaning an are troops headstone with a scrub brush to thank him, and the frenchman said no, thank YOU

jesus im falling asleep even listening second hand to him

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
is this real? is this a joke?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DryGoods posted:

shocking satellite footage released by the us military this evening. it appears the Venezuelan government has hidden missile launchers in various jungle facilities disguised as what could only be described as some kind of giant, folded piece of fried dough. more info to come as we analyze the photos

There's a video of them transporting them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRGMAW1wzQ8

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

campfire posted:

this guy is unbelievably boring there's no way he's gonna be a thing

create a character in SimCentrism and you leave every attribute single slider in the default position

if you slide Age down a little it’s Beto

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

DrPossum posted:

There's a video of them transporting them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRGMAW1wzQ8

maduro


what have you done?

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


beto sex cramp posted:

is this real? is this a joke?

This is only the beginning. The clown car isn't even close to full

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

beto sex cramp posted:

is this real? is this a joke?

Yes. God is a known Troll and you been dabbed on hard.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
when are we going to get a gamer candidate?

will you guys make me gamer president ill be 35 in 2020

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
this is the video i was talking about

:nms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSEgB547svM

ex post facho has issued a correction as of 02:03 on Jan 29, 2019

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
he said the reason he can't align with the democrats is because of the 70% income tax bracket. that's the one policy he named when asked why he can't align with the democrats.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Nuclearmonkee posted:

This is only the beginning. The clown car isn't even close to full

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L6KGuTr9TI

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Tulsi Gabbard ~:h:~ Dabo Swinney

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

a gamer as president?

interesting..

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Dead Beef posted:

a friend and coworker who has mild autism and an uncanny ability to predict the future said to me not long ago that "bad opsec is going to start world war 3"

and prior to that when talking about the impacts of climate change by the year 2100 he said "who cares, we're all going to die in a nuclear war before then"

:ohdear:

trump

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

pillsburysoldier posted:

Tulsi Gabbard ~:h:~ Dabo Swinney

Talbo Swabbard

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Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

beto sex cramp posted:

he said the reason he can't align with the democrats is because of the 70% income tax bracket. that's the one policy he named when asked why he can't align with the democrats.

AOC already kept this piece of poo poo out of the party

she’s doing it :3:

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