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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


Boobs are just chestbutts so really liking boobs is a gateway to homosexuality

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Another day, another alpha male claiming sex with women makes you gay.

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!

Obsessing over a woman's butt is the gateway to obsessing about her penis.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i like butts.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

sneakyfrog posted:

i like butts.

and I sometimes lie

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

sneakyfrog posted:

i like butts.

are you telling the truth

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i always lie

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

This is real :O

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/1089683819714760704?s=20

His followup:

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/1089892423210360834?s=20

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
lol he hosed a dude butt and he is all self loathing that ridiculous sham of a man.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Lol, I clicked on that tweet. His latest tweet it, "New article: Contraception Prevents Love." No one would know more about love that the scumbag who helped found the pickup-artist movement.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

sneakyfrog posted:

lol he hosed a dude butt and he is all self loathing that ridiculous sham of a man.
if he hasn't already he is one hundred and ten percent in the process of talking himself into it

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

The no true assman phallusy.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
If you stare at Nicki Minaj's butt at suddenly you decide all butts are beautiful, well... who am I to judge?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Zombear posted:

Obsessing over a woman's butt is the gateway to obsessing about her penis.

call me

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Who😮❓the gently caress 😡 😯😩tryna nut 🍆💦 🤤😩in my butt 🍒🍑 p-p-p-pipe so deep 🍆⏩ feel it all in my gut (yumm) 😋😛🤤 go to school just to eat a pencil push 🤜🖕 my teacher 👩‍🏫👱‍♀️ right off her drat stool

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Peanut Butler posted:

it makes me feel like a crazy person but I can't help but think that there's a concerted effort to create dieoffs in the lower classes as a ghoulish solution to labor automation

I'm not saying I disagree in general but here at least antivax bullshit correlates with wealth and is most prevalent in the richest suburbs.

Wait 15 years and a random measles outbreak will be our all-natural guillotine.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Slippery posted:

seveneves is a hell of a book

I thought the first half was great, then it ground to a halt after the timeskip and i lost interest.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



A Sometimes Food posted:

I'm not saying I disagree in general but here at least antivax bullshit correlates with wealth and is most prevalent in the richest suburbs.

Wait 15 years and a random measles outbreak will be our all-natural guillotine.

ah yeah most of the wealthy folks here are centrist libs or conservatives that haven't gone entirely off the plot (like they're still lovely but scoff at the Alex Jones pap)- it's the trailer parks and the bohemian artists who get into the antivax brigade

but idk even so we're talkin' top 20% here, and they're not really wealthy compared to the top ten thousand or so people who'd be content just letting it all go to help and bunkering up

My real paranoid crazy thought is that some people know about some pretty awful poo poo coming down the pike- global warming being 1000x worse than they say, Apophis slamming into the moon in 2029, whatever- and figure that letting us die is a mercy compared to that. But it's not a thought I entertain to the point of affecting how I live or anything

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Isn't Roosh the one who believes in Castle Doctrine so strongly that he thinks it should be legal to rape women who willingly come into your house?

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Byzantine posted:

I thought the first half was great, then it ground to a halt after the timeskip and i lost interest.

Same. But, one hell of a story all the way around. Plus, that's one of an apocalypse- pounded in the butt by my own Moon.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Skwirl posted:

Isn't Roosh the one who believes in Castle Doctrine so strongly that he thinks it should be legal to rape women who willingly come into your house?

No, he thinks that rape should just be legal. He confesses to a lot of it in his books. But he's willing to write articles suggesting what you said.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Skwirl posted:

Isn't Roosh the one who believes in Castle Doctrine so strongly that he thinks it should be legal to rape women who willingly come into your house?

it's kinda the other way around, he believes in rape so strongly that he applies castle doctrine to it

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

A Sometimes Food posted:

I'm not saying I disagree in general but here at least antivax bullshit correlates with wealth and is most prevalent in the richest suburbs.

Wait 15 years and a random measles outbreak will be our all-natural guillotine.
According to Pew, those who think vaccines are unsafe are disproportionately younger, less-educated, and non-white. It's also slightly more likely among men and political independents.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

DIDN'T YOU HEAR THAT GLOOMHAVEN'S ON SALE!? EVERY D&D FAN MUST BUY GLOOMHAVEN, A BOARD GAME BASED ON D&D!

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Absurd Alhazred posted:

DIDN'T YOU HEAR THAT GLOOMHAVEN'S ON SALE!? EVERY D&D FAN MUST BUY GLOOMHAVEN, A BOARD GAME BASED ON D&D!

I found a copy of Gloomhaven sitting unopened in a bent and dent store for $90

No regrets

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

DIDN'T YOU HEAR THAT GLOOMHAVEN'S ON SALE!? EVERY D&D FAN MUST BUY GLOOMHAVEN, A BOARD GAME BASED ON D&D!

Wrong place to ask I know, but is this any good? My gamestore has a copy they want to offload and I kinda wanna support them because they look at me with big puppy eyes every time I walk in.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Screaming Idiot posted:

Wrong place to ask I know, but is this any good? My gamestore has a copy they want to offload and I kinda wanna support them because they look at me with big puppy eyes every time I walk in.

I've only played it a couple times. I've had fun playing it but that said there is an insane amount of tiddlybits and the way it's designed it isn't a slow methodical dungeon crawl there's a strict time limit before you run out of cards and die.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
More urine drinking with a fun new twist! :barf:




Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Screaming Idiot posted:

Wrong place to ask I know, but is this any good? My gamestore has a copy they want to offload and I kinda wanna support them because they look at me with big puppy eyes every time I walk in.

I just keep getting what look like sponsored stories about it on Google News, I just feel like I have enough board games I haven't even played yet.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I have most of an old Star Wars Battleship game.

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Strudel Man posted:

According to Pew, those who think vaccines are unsafe are disproportionately younger, less-educated, and non-white. It's also slightly more likely among men and political independents.

Australia is a bit different or at least Melbourne is.

I also found a figure that said the Indigenous had the highest vaccination rate. My guess is socialised medicine. Rich people can shop around and find some unsubsidised quack. Poor people have to go to actual doctors.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Strudel Man posted:

According to Pew, those who think vaccines are unsafe are disproportionately younger, less-educated, and non-white. It's also slightly more likely among men and political independents.

all the antivax people i know are middle aged white / black women generally from some type of nursing background. Not a legit thing I know.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

nurses are dumb as poo poo

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/JuliusGoat/status/1089519146214346758

(jack's the idiot)

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Besesoth posted:

(jack's the idiot)
Goes without saying

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Absurd Alhazred posted:

I just keep getting what look like sponsored stories about it on Google News, I just feel like I have enough board games I haven't even played yet.

Gloomhaven is the best way to enjoy moving fantasy minatures violently around a map. It's a very very good game with a shitload of entertainment in the box.


but it's fiddly and a lot to manage, but no worse than a typical d&d game.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

What the gently caress is a "22 hour fast (dinner only)"? I've been eating an average of 1.5 meals a day for years and aside from being unhealthy and bad for my metabolism, I'm not loving fasting. Jack's not even learning how poor people live, he's learning how his tech employees live.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

CommonShore posted:

Gloomhaven is the best way to enjoy moving fantasy minatures violently around a map. It's a very very good game with a shitload of entertainment in the box.


but it's fiddly and a lot to manage, but no worse than a typical d&d game.

Is there a way I can play as a Transformer? Because my current character in the campaign I'm running is a warforged barbarian who changes into a bear named Maximus and it's giving me life.

(literally, it's a really fun way to get out with my friends and I spent entirely too much time alone)

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Screaming Idiot posted:

Is there a way I can play as a Transformer? Because my current character in the campaign I'm running is a warforged barbarian who changes into a bear named Maximus and it's giving me life.

(literally, it's a really fun way to get out with my friends and I spent entirely too much time alone)

I don't know what all of the classes do, but the basic 6 starter ones (the rest get unlocked) include a goblin alchemist/machinist, ben grimm, a wizard, a minotaur smashinator, a psychic stab rat, and a ginsu swords girl.

In my experience anyone who thinks that they like the sound of "22 lbs of dungeon crawling in a box" probably will like gloomhaven. There's a thread on the forums somehwere if you're actually interested.

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Sir Mix-A-Lot likes butts and he cannot lie; his identical twin brother, Sir Mix-A-Little hates butts and he cannot tell the truth. You may ask them one and only one question.

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