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Vitamin P posted:Both are probably cunts so I prefer the one that can theoretically be voted out the virgin uk vs the virgin eu
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:05 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:"When I'm in Rio I speak loving Brazilian" I want people like her helicoptered and dropped into the middle of the Atlantic. It'd solve everything all at once.
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:09 |
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frajaq posted:https://twitter.com/Munir566/status/1089619471495581696 That poor puppy
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:16 |
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It's wild how real the gammon face is.
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:16 |
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:17 |
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I have this mental image of that day coming and going without even a real decision about whether they're going to go through with it in any form or not. How possible is that?
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:20 |
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frajaq posted:https://twitter.com/Munir566/status/1089619471495581696 I literally could understand only half of what the gammon lady was saying, and everything the Brazilian accented people were saying lol. Speak English indeed.
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:21 |
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You need to do the Majora's Mask DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY. Except with months.
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:22 |
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Super Brexit Friends Play
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:23 |
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Grape posted:You need to do the Majora's Mask DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY. Except with months. im not sure if that would work
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:24 |
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SardonicTyrant posted:Super Brexit Friends Play I won't play with anyone that voted Brexit, there is only pain, suffering and more suffering.
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:28 |
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Super Smash Brexit Ultimate
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:36 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:I have this mental image of that day coming and going without even a real decision about whether they're going to go through with it in any form or not. How possible is that? good news, the only people who have to go through with anything is the EU, and I hear they have some opinions on all this...
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:43 |
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lol 2 months to go!
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 05:31 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Whole lot of people have WW2 fantasies they just can't wait to live out. there's been a very weird boomer phenomenon where once you hit 60+ you start speaking fondly about food rationing and 'blitz spirit' as if it was something you lived through, and by god those snowflake millenials could do with a dose of meaningless hardship
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 08:01 |
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Pocky In My Pocket posted:how many days foodshould i look to have in the cupboard come march You should have lots of seeds for lettuce, tomato, cucumber, peppers, etc and pots of soil Also buy a rice cooker and one or more of those 10 kg bags of rice. That and as much pasta and canned tomatoes as you have room for. And also pack your freezer completely full with pork, beef, and chicken, if you like those things. Or duck if you want to pursue the bartering route. Buy an extra freezer and fill that too if you're really paranoid. Candy and dried fruit might also run out, get those, and vitamin tablets. In any case, stock up on liquor and common medicine. You have 60 days, whenever you go out to do the groceries, pick up an extra can of vegetables or two and a cheap pack of spaghetti, at least. Even if the Brexit apocalypse doesn't happen, they are not horrible things to have around. Read Gravity's Rainbow for further advice on growing bananas in London during the Blitz twoday has issued a correction as of 08:34 on Jan 29, 2019 |
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https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/icar-canned-beef-monument Read up on the seige of Sarajevo if you want to have a good idea on food shortages in Europe in the recent era. Hard Brexit is effectively self-inflicted seige. The people who survived the seige there said that some of the most valuable supplies in the long run were Toilet paper, cooking oil, and spices.
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 08:41 |
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Water purification tablets will also likely be vital
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 08:44 |
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twoday posted:You should have lots of seeds for lettuce, tomato, cucumber, peppers, etc and pots of soil Cropping rates on those are awful in the UK apart from tomato unless you've got a greenhouse or poly-tunnel, and that's only any good if we don't get a super hot summer like the last one which wiped out 70% of my yield. I like having farmers on both sides of my family, it's helpful. Go with tomatoes, use growbags and only one or two plants per bag, else when everything gets big in mid-june you'll run the risk of disease. If you want something hard to gently caress up that is actually awesome and worth it, Pak-Choi. It grows like a loving weed. 4 growbags, you can pull a plant off every 2 days or so if you're careful, and that you can grow in every slot. Beware fungus. Crop chat.
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 08:49 |
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what happens in March?
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 08:52 |
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its not that hard to grow some lettuce in your flat if you get a cheap hydroponic setup:(~£20) and doesn’t take that long either. The concerned letter from yesterday said that 90% of lettuces are imported from the EU. That means that about 4 days after Brexit fresh lettuce will be practically unavailable and anyone who has a little indoor plant growing lamp and some lettuce seeds will be as rich as a lord in bartering terms https://www.preppersshop.co.uk seems like a good site if you want ideas about how to go totally apeshit with it (which you probably should tbh)
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 08:54 |
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freckle posted:what happens in March? We all have to collectively punch ourselves in the genitals. We'll name this the Brexit manoeuvre.
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 08:55 |
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freckle posted:what happens in March? Brexit is March 29th
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 08:55 |
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I thought I was in the trump thread
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 08:55 |
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twoday posted:https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/icar-canned-beef-monument https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w87NpNFYnU
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 08:57 |
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twoday posted:its not that hard to grow some lettuce in your flat if you get a cheap hydroponic setup:(~£20) and doesn’t take that long either. The concerned letter from yesterday said that 90% of lettuces are imported from the EU. That means that about 4 days after Brexit fresh lettuce will be practically unavailable and anyone who has a little indoor plant growing lamp and some lettuce seeds will be as rich as a lord in bartering terms That will feed you for ~5 seconds, and compared to the amount of power you'll be paying for is silly.
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 08:59 |
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Siege*
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 08:59 |
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Hexyflexy posted:That will feed you for ~5 seconds, and compared to the amount of power you'll be paying for is silly. No, it’s useful as a trade good, not as food itself Lettuce is loving useless as food, I have no idea why it’s as popular as it is
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 09:01 |
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freckle posted:what happens in March? If nothing changes (i.e. the UK revoking Article 50, a new referendum voting leave, the EU granting an extension etc., all of which are various stages of unlikely or, in the latter case, just move the problem into April or May), the UK will crash out of the EU on March 29 at 11pm GMT, at which point it will automatically revert to WTO rules for trade. Given that the entire UK economy is heavily integrated into the European trade and logistics networks and regulatory frameworks, and because there has been virtually no preparation on the British side for that, this would have very bad consequences for the British economy. Things like medicine and food shortages would be a very real possibility at that point. If May manages to gather enough support for her deal, then the UK will exit on that day too, but under various provisos that try to make the transition as smooth as possible while negotiations about future trade relations can take place. I dunno how realistic this really is though, as I understand it May's deal would at best mellow the Brexit pains down from "extremely bad" to "pretty bad"
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Samurai Sanders posted:I have this mental image of that day coming and going without even a real decision about whether they're going to go through with it in any form or not. How possible is that? We don't know. We don't loving know. No one knows
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 09:05 |
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Builds character
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 09:14 |
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https://twitter.com/JoLiptrott/status/1089904623312351233
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 09:55 |
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Love to make myself a second class citizen in my own country to own the euros
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 10:03 |
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https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1090169082677248000?s=19 https://twitter.com/stuartmillar159/status/1090171772190842886?s=19 https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1090136295677014016?s=19
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 10:05 |
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Managed no deal is a myth because it wiuld take years of planning we haven't bothered to do
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 10:05 |
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lmao "managed no deal". "calm down guys, this is going to be a controlled demolition of the economy"
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 10:07 |
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This will be awful. 250000 people who likely won't be able to afford a house, and with lots of Healthcare needs. Also who'll be pissed that their retirement in the sun has been taken away.
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 10:07 |
tarbrush posted:This will be awful. 250000 people who likely won't be able to afford a house, and with lots of Healthcare needs. Also who'll be pissed that their retirement in the sun has been taken away. The vanishingly rare anti-brexit gammon demographic Not that that would make a lick of difference, and also I'm sure they're lovely in literally every other way
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 10:16 |
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Just remember there will be adequate food, you may not have things like certain vegetables but gruel will still be available. And don't be afraid to stab and eat your neighbour, some people say human flesh tastes like chicken. Also, I know it was posted yesterday but that caller to the LBC radio show was just so bad. When he started talking about Brits being travelers and how he only wants to work for ex-colonies I heard the Eddie Izzard "No flag no country" skit. And no way that turd is 35.
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Kill every person who wasn't alive in ww2 who says poo poo like this https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/1090019939774193664?s=19
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