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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Reminder: Purple Man already knows he can't make someone kill against their will, he's been through this with Cage (he couldn't force him to kill Spider-Man).

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Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Mikl posted:

Reminder: Purple Man already knows he can't make someone kill against their will, he's been through this with Cage (he couldn't force him to kill Spider-Man).

It might depend on how weak-minded the person he's controlling is.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Qwertycoatl posted:

It might depend on how weak-minded the person he's controlling is.

That does look to be the case.



So :rip: cops Spidey and purple man who are about to be gunned down by the cops.

Ikasuhito fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Jan 28, 2019

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Samovar posted:

Is the twist going to be that Spidey doesn't respond because Wall-Crawler isn't his name?

The twist is that Peter was never under mind control, he just thought he was

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
A passing daddy longlegs hears Killgrave and attacks the cops.

The cops get beat up by the proportional strength of a tiny spider.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Introducing: Wall-Crawler!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

jyrque posted:

A passing daddy longlegs hears Killgrave and attacks the cops.

The cops get beat up by the proportional strength of a tiny spider.


Jerry Cotton posted:

Introducing: Wall-Crawler!

The spider from the Ant-Man arc is back for revenge

Albinator
Mar 31, 2010

Spider-man starts constructing an elaborate gallows, giving LukeMJ time to save the day

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Luke Cage sees the gallows and punch out Spidey on principle.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I must quickly announce my weakness against any enemy who shows up.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Smart enough to realize that if they see Spider-Man committing a crime, there's a pretty good chance it's actually Chameleon or someone in his costume.

Dumb enough not to just shoot the guy while he's talking about his mind control powers.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

it's a stage whisper

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I'm only just now realizing that this comic strip has speech bubbles that sometimes end in regular old boring periods!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Lobok posted:

I'm only just now realizing that this comic strip has speech bubbles that sometimes end in regular old boring periods!


Tunicate posted:

it's a stage whisper

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Oh no I pooped myself

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Yes! Web their guns to their hands where they will be harmless!

head58
Apr 1, 2013

“Execute” is a a pretty big word for Peter to know.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm imagining Spider-Man sounds like Tina in that panel.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
That middle panel is, yet again, prime avatar material.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh no I pooped myself

The most patient cops in the world.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
They see Spiderman is assisting the enemy, so they know the threat level is zero.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
“that directive”? calm down Killgrave

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Spider-Man doesn't kill people.




He just wants to stroke their hair and then accidentally snaps their neck.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Mierenneuker posted:

Spider-Man doesn't kill people.


He just tries to save you as you fall from the top of a bridge.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Spider-Man won't kill you, but he does have to save you.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Cabbit posted:

The most patient cops in the world.

They never said anything about purple men in the academy

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
Marge Parker

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Mierenneuker posted:

Spider-Man doesn't kill people.




He just wants to cut off their breathing and let them sleep

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Digamma-F-Wau posted:

Marge Parker

I'm thinking Solid Snake, myself.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
This is what is going to break his control, Peter is incapable of shutting up

Samuringa fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jan 30, 2019

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

This is actually a really good characterisation of Killgrave. Petty, grasping egomaniac who treats other people as objects, and shrinks from danger unless there's a warm body between it and him.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

:spidey: But how can you say something without speaking, master?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
Is Kilgrave going to get so irritated with mind-controlled Spidey that he ends up defeating himself? :allears:

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

I think this strip is where someone finally figured out that Master might not be appropriate even if it's not Luke so they put that to rest. Either that or someone realized there'll be a hell of a lot of unnecessary text for Pete responding to every command.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Samovar posted:

Is Kilgrave going to get so irritated with mind-controlled Spidey that he ends up defeating himself? :allears:

he defeated himself as soon as he willingly associated with nsm. there's no coming back from such a monumental error.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Scaramouche posted:

I think this strip is where someone finally figured out that Master might not be appropriate even if it's not Luke so they put that to rest. Either that or someone realized there'll be a hell of a lot of unnecessary text for Pete responding to every command.

That would require two brain cells, and this comic's second-last one burned out when Peter went to Chinatown.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he defeated himself as soon as he willingly associated with nsm. there's no coming back from such a monumental error.

To be fair, mind controlled Peter is significantly more efficient than regular Peter.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Luke's crimes against doors continue

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