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You only need like 5 clean ETs to get the winter coat, it's no big deal
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Dr Cheeto posted:You only need like 5 clean ETs to get the winter coat, it's no big deal It goes on your PERMANENT RECORD
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Jan 28, 2019 19:17
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I can't wait to start the 6th ET and just go to town with an assault rifle and grenades.
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Jan 28, 2019 19:30
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double nine posted:I can't wait to start the 6th ET and just go to town with an assault rifle and grenades. "The target is carrying a priceless vase the client wants undamaged."
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Jan 28, 2019 19:32
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RBA Starblade posted:"The target is a priceless vase the client wants undamaged."
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Jan 28, 2019 19:45
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elf help book posted:It goes on your PERMANENT RECORD The game taunts me with it every time I start it up - "oh hey, an ET is active... no wait, YOU FAILED IT!" Not starting the game up again until the next ET is ready.
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Jan 28, 2019 19:55
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Nice Van My Man posted:The game taunts me with it every time I start it up - "oh hey, an ET is active... no wait, YOU FAILED IT!" Oh that part is the worst. I can feel it judging me, or at least I could on last ET when I had a Sightline Incident.
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Jan 28, 2019 20:32
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Nice Van My Man posted:The game taunts me with it every time I start it up - "oh hey, an ET is active... no wait, YOU FAILED IT!" Guess you gotta make a new steam account and buy a new copy of the game, huh?
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Jan 28, 2019 22:00
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just do a Kill Everyone run of Sgail and pretend you got her
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Jan 28, 2019 22:36
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CharlestonJew posted:just do a Kill Everyone run of Sgail and pretend you got her Imagine how much better off the world of Hitman would be if 47 really did kill every single person in Sgail other than the kitchen and waitstaff
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Jan 28, 2019 22:48
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Wolfsheim posted:Imagine how much better off the world of Hitman would be if 47 really did kill every single person in Sgail other than the kitchen and waitstaff cough *Davos* cough.
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Jan 28, 2019 22:52
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Nice Van My Man posted:I took her book by mistake, forgetting that locked me in, then I panicked and poison syringed her while someone could see me. Now I have a failed ET on my record... I feel so dirty. I did this but emetic syringing her bodyguard to try to get rid of him. Whoopsie. Anyway I'm surprised so many of you scope and then restart! To each their own, but the appeal of the ETs to me is that they're so very different from the rest of the Hitman gameplay. You may know the map back to front, but you genuinely have to go in blind to some extent, think on the fly, improvise and sometimes things go very wrong. I always only give myself one shot at it. (This is also probably why I don't think I've ever got SA on any of them, and also failed quite a few of them.)
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Jan 28, 2019 23:29
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I still haven't even reached the penthouse. Getting the King of the Castle challenge was a blast because I just put on a suit of armor and went apeshit with a machine gun killing EVERYBODY so I could get to the other sister and drag her unconscious body up to the Penthouse There may be a different/more efficient way to get her up there, but it wouldn't be as cathartic as killing a gathering of the world's worst people.
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Jan 29, 2019 00:23
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Wolfsheim posted:Imagine how much better off the world of Hitman would be if 47 really did kill every single person in Sgail other than the kitchen and waitstaff That's a horrible thought! ... Because you forgot the poor, innocent entertainers. And probably the warehouse maintenance guys. I'd probably keep Blake Nathaniel alive too - knowing his doppelganger, he's probably killed more people than 47, but they were all Sophia's goons so whatev.
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Jan 29, 2019 00:55
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I assumed the staff were lovely failsons and relatives of the rich tbh, to keep Providence secret.
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Jan 29, 2019 01:07
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I'm also willing to spare Jason Portman because he's just such a hapless dumbass that I can't imagine him properly executing any nefarious rich guy plans without the rest of the 1% to back him up  double nine posted:cough *Davos* cough. It was kinda surreal dicking around in Sgail while my girlfriend told me tales from real life about all the billionaires laughing away the concept of socialized healthcare and livable wages tbh
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Jan 29, 2019 01:15
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RBA Starblade posted:I assumed the staff were lovely failsons and relatives of the rich tbh, to keep Providence secret. Nah. Well, some shitheads maybe (the butler) but iirc doing the fire ceremony involves pathing around a conversation where they literally say they get paid to be quiet, not to care and thats why Zoe is allowed to do the cage thing.
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Jan 29, 2019 02:26
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Numbnuts posted:Nah. Well, some shitheads maybe (the butler) but iirc doing the fire ceremony involves pathing around a conversation where they literally say they get paid to be quiet, not to care and thats why Zoe is allowed to do the cage thing. Yeah, some rich gently caress in the first bar room talks about how "little" it takes to pay off working class people to serve them. Like just pay for their children's education and they're bought!
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Jan 29, 2019 04:09
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they seem to have broken the little cleaning pool that vanya shah uses to wash her hands. Before I was able to electrocute her by throwing a car battery in there, but now she'll be washing her hands merriliy while a car battery or taser is sparking electricity everywhere. And she doesn't get hurt.
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Jan 29, 2019 11:11
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Wolfsheim posted:I'm also willing to spare Jason Portman because he's just such a hapless dumbass that I can't imagine him properly executing any nefarious rich guy plans without the rest of the 1% to back him up Wait, Portman's there? I spotted the Texan but I've never come across Portman. Does he have 47's face?
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Jan 29, 2019 11:36
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double nine posted:they seem to have broken the little cleaning pool that vanya shah uses to wash her hands. Before I was able to electrocute her by throwing a car battery in there, but now she'll be washing her hands merriliy while a car battery or taser is sparking electricity everywhere. And she doesn't get hurt. I couldn't make that one work myself a few months ago, ended up using the reflecting pool opportunity to get my electrocution kill instead
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Jan 29, 2019 13:48
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What do the climbing tools do?
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Jan 29, 2019 14:57
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SelenicMartian posted:What do the climbing tools do? on a level like hokkaido, where there are cliffs, you can walk to the top of them to strangle the guy up there. they don't let you climb they're just a fiber wire, i don't know why i mentioned the cliffs
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Jan 29, 2019 15:01
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freebooter posted:Wait, Portman's there? I spotted the Texan but I've never come across Portman. Does he have 47's face? Hes the guy in that room above the art gallery who asks the guards for a peek at the cool Illuminati stuff they're doing upstairs and when they won't let him pass he grumbles a bit and starts reading a book. I didn't know it was him either until it came up in Contracts
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Jan 29, 2019 16:33
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where the red fern gropes posted:on a level like hokkaido, where there are cliffs, you can walk to the top of them to strangle the guy up there. they don't let you climb they're just a fiber wire, i don't know why i mentioned the cliffs I read this three times and then burst out laughing. Nice work.
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Jan 29, 2019 18:27
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 You can see what looks like the scars from the face transplant as well as black eyes. Still recovering! Until I shot him for science! csm141 fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jan 29, 2019 |
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Jan 29, 2019 18:48
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I hope that Hitman 3 reveals that Helmut is another 47 clonebaby, just one of the shittier ones
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Jan 29, 2019 19:00
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RBA Starblade posted:I hope that Hitman 3 reveals that Helmut is another 47 clonebaby, just one of the shittier ones He's the best one.
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Jan 29, 2019 19:17
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double nine posted:they seem to have broken the little cleaning pool that vanya shah uses to wash her hands. Before I was able to electrocute her by throwing a car battery in there, but now she'll be washing her hands merriliy while a car battery or taser is sparking electricity everywhere. And she doesn't get hurt. Actually, I could never get that to work. Maybe it's just real touchy?
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Jan 29, 2019 19:23
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There's definitely some issue with electrocution and pools of water, I've never been able to get throwing a car battery to kill anyone cleaning up a spill.
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Jan 29, 2019 20:00
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RBA Starblade posted:I hope that Hitman 3 reveals that Helmut is another 47 clonebaby, just one of the shittier ones His orders were to kill all the other clones, but after he got a concussion under mysterious circumstances he’s trying to kill all the other clowns.
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Jan 29, 2019 20:25
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Pilchenstein posted:There's definitely some issue with electrocution and pools of water, I've never been able to get throwing a car battery to kill anyone cleaning up a spill. I was able to do so early after release but lately it's been very fickle and I don't know what they changed but i hate it. other than the kill challenges is there any fun stuff that can be uncovered in hokkaido winter festival? It seems very shallow, and I got though all of the kill challenges in ~30 mins. Am I missing anything cool somehow?
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Jan 29, 2019 20:45
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Pilchenstein posted:There's definitely some issue with electrocution and pools of water, I've never been able to get throwing a car battery to kill anyone cleaning up a spill. Have you tries throwing it at their head so it lands at their feet? That was how I got it to work for the fireworks factory guy in Hokkaido while he cleaned up a spill in the bathroom.
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Jan 29, 2019 20:53
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DalaranJ posted:His orders were to kill all the other clones, but after he got a concussion under mysterious circumstances he’s trying to kill all the other clowns. Canon backstory for The Corky Commotion escalation
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Jan 29, 2019 21:26
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RBA Starblade posted:I hope that Hitman 3 reveals that Helmut is another 47 clonebaby, just one of the shittier ones He mentions that he is getting older, so he's definitely an inferior 47 
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Jan 29, 2019 23:01
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IIRC, if you look at Helmut Kruger closely, there's enough differences to show they merely share some common distinctive features rather than being identical. (the cheekbones mainly)
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Jan 30, 2019 04:44
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Ghost Leviathan posted:IIRC, if you look at Helmut Kruger closely, there's enough differences to show they merely share some common distinctive features rather than being identical. (the cheekbones mainly) Yeah, he doesn't really have 47's super intense murder eyes.
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Jan 30, 2019 06:12
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Midnight Voyager posted:Yeah, he doesn't really have 47's super intense murder eyes. That one dude trying to haggle with 47 in Mumbai is loving amazing.
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Jan 30, 2019 06:58
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Jerusalem posted:That one dude trying to haggle with 47 in Mumbai is loving amazing. I honestly felt so bad for him I settled for 3 coins.
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Man lied about his grandma, he gets no sympathy 
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