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Memento posted:de_dusit cs_dusit 
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AzureSkys posted:https://twitter.com/LeauxFi/status/1089288836373536769 That's awesome. I hope that kid keeps with it and doesn't get burned out on it in like 15 years and becomes an accountant or something.
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AzureSkys posted:https://twitter.com/LeauxFi/status/1089288836373536769 I'm at a loss for words for how good this kid is. He is a savant.
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I had a friend that started playing guitar at a very young age. He was an utter virtuoso. It was just this innate natural talent he had that he could never really explain. He got burned out and quit playing guitar in his early twenties. It just got boring for him and his passion for it disappeared. He still owns several expensive guitars but they're just an investment collecting dust these days. Hopefully this kid doesn't go through that, because watching a talent like that go to waste is extremely sad.
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How do you stay upright on a surfboard with balls that loving heavy?
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Oldstench posted:How do you stay upright on a surfboard with balls that loving heavy? Just tie them onto your thighs so they won't swing around and throw you off.
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oh dope posted:I had a friend that started playing guitar at a very young age. He was an utter virtuoso. It was just this innate natural talent he had that he could never really explain. He got burned out and quit playing guitar in his early twenties. It just got boring for him and his passion for it disappeared. He still owns several expensive guitars but they're just an investment collecting dust these days. Hopefully this kid doesn't go through that, because watching a talent like that go to waste is extremely sad. I think that explains Mozart for me. "Ok, ok, guys, wait, no, listen. Listen! What if. What if I created anoooother work of heartbreaking genius, y'know, ok, because it's Tuesday, right? But this time I called it 'Sit Your Dirty rear end On My Face And Smear Turds Into My Nosehair'? And then everyone had to play it! They'd look at the sheet music, and no-one would say the name, of course, but they'd all know! They'd all know that the greatest musical performance of their lives was a piece called 'Smear Turds Into My Nosehair'."
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Phy posted:I think that explains Mozart for me. "Ok, ok, guys, wait, no, listen. Listen! What if. What if I created anoooother work of heartbreaking genius, y'know, ok, because it's Tuesday, right? But this time I called it 'Sit Your Dirty rear end On My Face And Smear Turds Into My Nosehair'? And then everyone had to play it! They'd look at the sheet music, and no-one would say the name, of course, but they'd all know! They'd all know that the greatest musical performance of their lives was a piece called 'Smear Turds Into My Nosehair'." He did make a sonata, or something, titled Lick my rear end where I Fart or words to that effect though
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Slippery posted:He did make a sonata, or something, titled Lick my rear end where I Fart or words to that effect though Leck Mich Im Arsch, which was covered by Jack White and Insane Clown Posse.
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Yeah, that was the entirety of my joke. Incredibly brilliant child prodigy, grown up and kinda bored with it, amuses himself by flinging works off the top of his head that lesser men would kill to have written, and naming them vulgarities that would have selfsame lesser men summarily shot in the street.
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Phy posted:Yeah, that was the entirety of my joke. Incredibly brilliant child prodigy, grown up and kinda bored with it, amuses himself by flinging works off the top of his head that lesser men would kill to have written, and naming them vulgarities that would have selfsame lesser men summarily shot in the street. Well, poo poo, sorry to step on your line, here I was desperately trying to find any reason to talk about farts.
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funmanguy posted:You are a very well disguised avshalom alt I don't know that person (isn't that what an alt would say though??) But I am gonna assume that's a positive comment on the quality and pungent aroma of my poasts 
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Slippery posted:He did make a sonata, or something, titled Lick my rear end where I Fart or words to that effect though ultrafilter posted:Leck Mich Im Arsch, which was covered by Jack White and Insane Clown Posse. leck mich im Arsch would be better translated as "kiss my arse", which is not what op is referring to. i think it's this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mir_den_Arsch_fein_recht_sch%C3%B6n_sauber quote:"Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber" ("Lick my arse right well and clean") e: both of which are apparently also now considered to have likely been written by someone called Wenzel Trnka Sulla Faex has a new favorite as of 10:36 on Jan 30, 2019 |
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funmanguy posted:You are a very well disguised avshalom alt the best way to uncover an avs alt is to leave a mild ariel sharon reference on the kitchen floor and turn the lights out. if you come back 10 minutes later and the floor is covered in shitposts, you've got an avs infestation
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Sulla Faex posted:the best way to uncover an avs alt is to leave a mild ariel sharon reference on the kitchen floor and turn the lights out. if you come back 10 minutes later and the floor is covered in shitposts, you've got an avs infestation oh man that guy meant I am an alt for someone that sucks?? well just fyi I'm not 100 percent stoked about that. my posts are bad for entirely different reasons thank you
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Slippery posted:oh man that guy meant I am an alt for someone that sucks?? well just fyi I'm not 100 percent stoked about that. my posts are bad for entirely different reasons thank you Nah, Avs is a special brand of lovely shitposting and your subtle ways of manoeuvring around to talking about farts is still your own unique version of shitposting. Sleep easy Slippery.
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Shown: A fine-tuned combat cyborg being refueled between bouts. You go, kid!
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I always took pride in knowing that I could at least kick the rear end of a kid on a breathing machine in a one v one situation. Now I have nothing left.
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Seriously, I'm, at minimum, twice this kid's height and he looks like he could destroy me. I wanna buy this kid a goddamn beer.
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LOL if you haven't mastered the martial art maneuver of 'Fall on top of him and let suffocate under the fat rolls' Preferentially while stating that you intended to do that.
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By popular demand posted:LOL if you haven't mastered the martial art maneuver of 'Fall on top of him and let suffocate under the fat rolls' Dramatic re-enactment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_POI2mJkCPk
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Azhais posted:Dramatic re-enactment Holy poo poo this man is like a videogame endboss, is he part elephant seal?!
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Azhais posted:Dramatic re-enactment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK0DiMzKVA8
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Azhais posted:Dramatic re-enactment I watched the whole thing expecting him to win. 
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Beachcomber posted:I watched the whole thing expecting him to win.  Guess being trained to fight can overcome some weight class issues.
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jobson groeth posted:Nah, Avs is a special brand of lovely shitposting and your subtle ways of manoeuvring around to talking about farts is still your own unique version of shitposting. Sleep easy Slippery. Why thank you, shitposting and farting are two of my talents (the other being posting about farts of course).
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jobson groeth posted:
the larger guy's training regime involved extensive walking trips to the fridge and toilet, interspersed with periods of high intensity sleeping
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Sulla Faex posted:the larger guy's training regime involved extensive walking trips to the fridge and toilet, interspersed with periods of high intensity sleeping He's a sumo, won an amateur championship once (even got on Letterman and Conan for it). The Japanese fighting orgs always did enjoy bringing in guys like that for freakshow matches.
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Freakshow matches were the best part of Pride. Pride Never Die! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_unbKlZLq9I
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