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Mass dietary changes have to be made culturally and not from the top down, and necessity drives those changes more than anything else, and if you don't think people would gladly start shooting each other over their right to eat a steak you've got too much faith
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:40 |
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Glass ceiling for dogs
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:43 |
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dog sexism
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:53 |
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Heath posted:Mass dietary changes have to be made culturally and not from the top down, and necessity drives those changes more than anything else, and if you don't think people would gladly start shooting each other over their right to eat a steak you've got too much faith if everyone in an american suburb for some reason had a switch they could set to either a)kill a million people in the developing world or b)make hamburgers more expensive, they would absolutely nearly all pick the option, and this is a climate metaphor
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 22:06 |
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R. Guyovich posted:ebert did this a lot. it predates youtube Ebert was good tho because of how unabashedly he loved titties and how willing he was to given better ratings to movies with good ones
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 22:31 |
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hackbunny posted:Why don't you do it? I'm a sucker for critical analysis and if we don't already have a thread for it in C-SPAM, we should we keep talking about doing this and the main reason i havent made the thread yet is because im really busy right now i want to take the time to put serious effort into it the thread will be about american pop culture as a whole and not just film for what its worth
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 00:02 |
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Some Guy TT posted:we keep talking about doing this and the main reason i havent made the thread yet is because im really busy right now i want to take the time to put serious effort into it the thread will be about american pop culture as a whole and not just film for what its worth when i popped the idea i was just gonna start a zeroeffort thread by quoting some of the discussion here (since after this first half hour no one reads ops anyway), but my concern was it would just spiral into comic or tlj discussion without some strong guidance. a good critical analysis thread would probably need ik oversight with most of the shitposting directed towards the existing books, comics, etc thread at the same time i wouldnt want it spiraling into smg like case studies in particular readings. thats fun, but theres already space for that elsewhere, and i think most of us are more interested in correlation between modern mass media trends and political shifts than esoteric deep reads of individual works maybe some ground rules like no more than one zizek reference per page in any case there is no ethical criticism under capitalism
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 00:26 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Battlefield Earth is great if you want to laugh at something ridiculously absurd.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 02:39 |
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Ebert was good tho because of how unabashedly he loved titties and how willing he was to given better ratings to movies with good ones quote:I will, however, discuss the puzzling role of Ginger, the Halle Berry character. She goes through the motions of being the pretty girl who seduces the hero into working for the secret organization. But this is strange, since Stanley shows little interest in her, and Ginger ostensibly belongs to Gabriel. This does not prevent a scene in which she bares her breasts to tempt the untemptable Stanley. This scene came as a huge relief because I thought the movies, in their rush to the PG-13 rating, had forgotten about breasts. In the age of computerized sci-fi special effects, beautiful skin finishes a distant second at the box office. Once teenage boys wanted to see Emmanuelle undulating; now they want to see Keanu Reeves levitating.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 04:34 |
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Same.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 04:35 |
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I'm thinking more of the ones where he would be like this movie sucked but there were some big rear end titties in it
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 04:37 |
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weird how the titty thing wasnt mentioned in the fawning obituaries but now its the main thing about his movie preferences anyone remembers
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 05:29 |
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The main weird thing I remember about him is that he was the only person in the world who thought Cop and a Half was a good movie.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 06:06 |
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he also liked gigli exactly one other film critic liked gigli and was fired for it
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 06:12 |
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 06:15 |
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Why not both?
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 06:16 |
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i only brought up gigli so id have an excuse to post this by the way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjTVG3Zbl5U
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 06:37 |
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tits and rear end and feet in movies are great but then take into account that there’s a 50-180 ratio of unused footage to used footage and then you realize that every director is a comically voyeuristic pervert
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 06:45 |
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the bitcoin of weed posted:if everyone in an american suburb for some reason had a switch they could set to either a)kill a million people in the developing world or b)make hamburgers more expensive, they would absolutely nearly all pick the option, and this is a climate metaphor You are describing literally the entirety of humanity, unless of course you are an american exceptionalist.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 06:50 |
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I think ebert did a review of tomb raider that was literally like Movie sucked but Angelina has some bodacious titties
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 06:52 |
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:I think ebert did a review of tomb raider that was literally like an honest review, games critics could learn a thing or two from him.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 06:54 |
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quote:We now visit "Venice, Italy," where the Illuminati gather, and then there is an expedition to the frozen northern land where the ancient city awaits in a Dead Zone inside the crater created by the meteor that brought the Key to Time here to Earth--I think. Machines do not work in the Dead Zone, so Lara and the others have to use dogsleds. It is cold on the tundra, and everyone wears fur-lined parkas. Everyone but Lara, whose light gray designer cape sweeps behind her so that we can admire the tight matching sweater she is wearing, which clings tightly to those parts of her body that can be found a foot below and a little to the front of her great ears. the sequel: quote:Not everybody could play Lara Croft. Not everybody would want to, but that's another matter. Rich, humorless, awesomely competent, ambiguous about romance, stacked, she emerges in "Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life" as once again a heroine too busy saving the world to trouble herself with tomb raiding. In fact, she isn't really a raider at all; the word suggests criminal activities, when perhaps it is only intended to remind us of raiders of lost arks and suchlike. pretty restrained, all things considered
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 07:27 |
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That first one is so good because he spends like ten extra words to say tits
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 08:08 |
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i've read his review of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern several times and i still don't understand why he gave it 0 stars.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 13:55 |
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Just google "Ebert" + "decolletage"
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 16:18 |
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A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:i've read his review of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern several times and i still don't understand why he gave it 0 stars. Yeah... sounds like it just wasn't working for him for some reason and after considering the constituent parts (plot, direction, cast) he decided it was just the medium as a whole not doing the material justice. But 0/4? Dang
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 16:47 |
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R. Guyovich posted:the sequel: i mean his whole thing was whether a given movie accomplished what it set out to do and tomb raider is explicitly for getting teenaged boys horned up
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 19:40 |
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Ebert's review of Rapa Nui is peak titty:quote:"Rapa Nui" slips through the National Geographic Loophole. This is the Hollywood convention which teaches us that brown breasts are not as sinful as white ones, and so while it may be evil to gaze upon a blond Playboy centerfold and feel lust in our hearts, it is educational to watch Polynesian maidens frolicking topless in the surf. This isn't sex; it's geography.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 21:09 |
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caligulamprey posted:Ebert's review of Rapa Nui is peak titty: lmao thank you
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 21:21 |
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caligulamprey posted:Ebert's review of Rapa Nui is peak titty: lol
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 21:22 |
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caligulamprey posted:Ebert's review of Rapa Nui is peak titty: The most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 21:23 |
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caligulamprey posted:Ebert's review of Rapa Nui is peak titty: Ebert knew what is best in life. It's titties
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 21:33 |
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caligulamprey posted:Ebert's review of Rapa Nui is peak titty: owns.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 22:03 |
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drat, now I'm craving a tit. Thanks, thread.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 22:50 |
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The use of the term "film theory" with youtube idiots that just point out plot holes and make the most surface-level narrative analysis makes me mad Those nerds would have a loving heart attack if they ever read any Bazin or Sobchack, or some of Eisenstein's early writings
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 23:16 |
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Low Desert Punk posted:The use of the term "film theory" with youtube idiots that just point out plot holes and make the most surface-level narrative analysis makes me mad okay Mikey
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 23:17 |
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General Dog posted:The most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 23:27 |
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there seems to be big money on youtube in reading off fanwiki pages on franchises for children with "____ lore explained!" titles, every one I see has like a million views
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 23:32 |
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General Dog posted:The most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 00:48 |
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movie titty is way different and more exciting than porn titty imo this may be a generational thing
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