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Pope Corky the IX posted:Yoda and R2D2 hosed Vader? Close. 
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I saw Zombieland in theaters 10 years ago and it was a fun enough movie. I have no desire to see another one.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:I saw Zombieland in theaters 10 years ago and it was a fun enough movie. I have no desire to see another one. Yeah, it was like, fine, but I don’t need a sequel. Also I am dreading the egregious stunt cameo that will be featured. No way they don’t go back to that well again.
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Zombieland was a very late '00s movie. It was "The cake is a lie" in movie form. The sequel will really have to do something different to be any good, but even if it does, I have a hard time believing it's a movie that needs to be made right now.
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Sir Lemming posted:Zombieland was a very late '00s movie. It was "The cake is a lie" in movie form. The sequel will really have to do something different to be any good, but even if it does, I have a hard time believing it's a movie that needs to be made right now. Like, I get what "the cake is a lie" is a reference to, but I cannot fathom how it relates to this movie.
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Nihonniboku posted:Like, I get what "the cake is a lie" is a reference to, but I cannot fathom how it relates to this movie. 
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It doesn’t Zombieland wasn’t meme based humor at all. Really it wasn’t funny at all and didn’t really try.
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I love how obvious it is that they wrote the first movie for Michael Cera and he was like "no, gently caress that" so they just had to go out and find some other lanky awkward white kid. Ended up going with the Pepsi girl from 90s' little brother.
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Baron von Eevl posted:I love how obvious it is that they wrote the first movie for Michael Cera and he was like "no, gently caress that" so they just had to go out and find some other lanky awkward white kid. Ended up going with the Pepsi girl from 90s' little brother. it's really funny to think that Abigail Breslin was the second most famous of that quartet when the first one came out. Emma Stone was the girl from Superbad and Eisenberg was fresh off of Adventureland (which bombed) and a bunch of movies that very few people saw. Meanwhile, Breslin was an Oscar nominee just a few years before. edit: Abigail Breslin really needs a better agent. she's a great actress who has been in some real nothing movies over the last decade. DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Jan 30, 2019 |
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DC Murderverse posted:it's really funny to think that Abigail Breslin was the second most famous of that quartet when the first one came out. Emma Stone was the girl from Superbad and Eisenberg was fresh off of Adventureland (which bombed) and a bunch of movies that very few people saw. Meanwhile, Breslin was an Oscar nominee just a few years before. Shrug. She was really funny on Scream Queens.
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DC Murderverse posted:Meanwhile, Breslin was an Oscar nominee just a few years before. That's the first time I've thought of Little Miss Sunshine in a decade, it really doesn't get talked about enough as one of the most embarassing movies of that stretch
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Picture's hexwren posted:There's a cinemark near my apartment, which is technically part of some strip mall, in that it shares a parking lot and a roadside sign with a furniture store and a few other businesses. It's the latter part that makes this worth posting about. The illuminated sign includes a panel where they advertise one movie per month or so. Every 3-5 weeks it's a different movie. And what I noticed is, in essentially every case, it's a movie that either bombed or whose box office was so uneventful that apart from that sign, I've never heard of it. I'm phoneposting while on break at work, so I might have gotten some of the titles wrong---and I definitely forgot most of the flicks altogether. It's loving bizarre, but at this point I just accept that I should probably not watch whatever movie is on the sign at the other end of the parking lot from the cinemark lest it be something like The movie theater pillar ad of failure has flipped from Robin Hood to something called Five Feet Apart, which I've never heard of, and it's been up for a bit, so it'll probably flip again soon, now that it's had plenty of time to bomb.
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Five Feet Apart is surprisingly not a gay romance story.
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The MSJ posted:Five Feet Apart is surprisingly not a gay romance story. Well of course, because they’re not gay.
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Nihonniboku posted:Like, I get what "the cake is a lie" is a reference to, but I cannot fathom how it relates to this movie. It was packed full of wannabe memes/catchphrases like Zombie Kill Of The Week and epic random things like twinkies, Bill Murray, and clowns. Zombie clowns 
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Guy Mann posted:It was packed full of wannabe memes/catchphrases like Zombie Kill Of The Week and epic random things like twinkies, Bill Murray, and clowns. Zombie clowns The whole "Rules for surviving a zombie apocalypse" felt like a Cracked List. The opening credits is pretty sick tho. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AFnThY472c
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Samuringa posted:Nicolas Cage as the Color I hope the end credits are set to Blue (Da Ba Dee)
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hexwren posted:Picture's Well yeah, it's their movie so it's possessive. Either the studio is called Cosmic Picture, in which case it's unambiguously correct, or they're called Cosmic Pictures in which case I probably would have gone with Pictures' instead but it's kind of a low-grade fuckup.
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hexwren posted:Picture's A Simple Favor is real good and I'll go to bat for Uncle Drew, but the rest of those are a bunch of wet farts. Five Feet Apart pisses me off because it's exactly the type of movie that should be coming out on Valentines day but nope, March.
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Guy Mann posted:It was packed full of wannabe memes/catchphrases like Zombie Kill Of The Week and epic random things like twinkies, Bill Murray, and clowns. Zombie clowns Yeah this basically, just replace "cake" with "Twinkie" and that's the point I'm trying to make. It's not that I didn't like the movie or those memey jokes, I really did. But I feel like you had to be there, and we're not there anymore.
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The fact that the main character being an Epic Gamer was a major plot point, since being a shut-in meant he was never exposed during the outbreak and it taught him the survival skills he needed to make traps, similarly feels like something from a completely different era.
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Guy Mann posted:It was packed full of wannabe memes/catchphrases like Zombie Kill Of The Week and epic random things like twinkies, Bill Murray, and clowns. Zombie clowns It gets more understandable when you know the script was written as a sitcom pilot. Bill Murray was the Celebrity Who You Think Is Going To Star In This - ironically, he actually will be in Double Tap - Zombie Kill of the Week was intended as a running gag, and Tallahassee's Quest For Twinkies was of course going to play until the final episode.
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Guy Mann posted:The fact that the main character being an Epic Gamer was a major plot point, since being a shut-in meant he was never exposed during the outbreak and it taught him the survival skills he needed to make traps, similarly feels like something from a completely different era. It's very much like Revenge Of The Nerds saying that nerds are good at sex because it's all they think about, whereas jocks only think about sports. Which is still less problematic than the movie saying "it's not rape if she likes it" in the same breath.
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MrBling posted:John Goodman in an alien invasion movie?! I'm there on day one. I think it gets even better I think he WORKS with the aliens
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Guy Mann posted:It was packed full of wannabe memes/catchphrases like Zombie Kill Of The Week and epic random things like twinkies, Bill Murray, and clowns. Zombie clowns yeah i don't hate Zombieland but it is the most 2009 movie of all time
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I didn’t know Bill Murray is random. That seems....random? Who are the non random actors.
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CharlestheHammer posted:I didn’t know Bill Murray is random. That seems....random? Richard Brake.
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I would never have guessed but for a (fan?) poster the detail, composition and imagery is pretty dope.
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Origami Dali posted:They eyeball cuff link was the giveaway.
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spanky the dolphin posted:I would never have guessed but for a (fan?) poster the detail, composition and imagery is pretty dope. Mondo puts out a lot of absolute garbage, but they also put out a good amount of well made stuff. Most of them don't work well as posters for the movies they are meant to represent, but the detail, composition, and imagery are often terrific. I don't think this is Mondo, but it's the same sort of stuff that they often put out.
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Guy Mann posted:The fact that the main character being an Epic Gamer was a major plot point, since being a shut-in meant he was never exposed during the outbreak and it taught him the survival skills he needed to make traps, similarly feels like something from a completely different era. The guy was a shut-in who'd picked up survival skills simply by adopting rules according to prior knowledge (e.g. "check the back seat" and "beware of toilet stalls") and what he's had to learn to survive (like "always double-tap"), not via videogames. I don't think he even makes a single trap in the film either.
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He isn't even a 360 No Scope guy, one of his rules is avoiding confrontation while also keeping in shape to do that. It's Woody Harrelson who is the gunman.
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