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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Blind Rasputin posted:

Ugh. This is gross but last week I was working my usual night shift and at 3am a patient did exactly the same thing described above, but it was ALL blood. Just blood all over the room and the walls of the bathroom and toilet, they were covered in it. I had to rush them to CT scan and get IR and GI specialists all mobilized asap. Person came out the other side just fine, bleeding got stopped, but it seriously left them and everyone else pretty loving shell shocked!

I don;'t know how you post this in the funny pictures thread and not post hertzfeldt

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Samuringa posted:


as well as an owl

I'm seeing a pair of hooters.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

marshmallow creep posted:

My wife and I remember an anime called Tenchi Muyo. Her head looks like Ryo-oki, the space rabbit/cat thing.

tfw your whole head situation is like an improbable animal.






Lol, seen it! Best is when you've walked a patient to the far end of a unit and they suddenly decide to dump and you gotta walk of shame them back to their room, had one guy leave a Hershey kiss conveyor belt the whole way back. Nurses hate this too so I have to clean it up for my hubris in not ensuring the patient had a diaper on (which I generally don't like grill people on because it's not always the time).

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Today's the 35th anniversary of the death of Luke Kelly (famous irish singer and activist), and as is traditional, a statue has been put up in his honour. In fact, two statues have been put up.

The first is pretty cool I think:


and then there's

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol, seen it! Best is when you've walked a patient to the far end of a unit and they suddenly decide to dump and you gotta walk of shame them back to their room, had one guy leave a Hershey kiss conveyor belt the whole way back. Nurses hate this too so I have to clean it up for my hubris in not ensuring the patient had a diaper on (which I generally don't like grill people on because it's not always the time).

And really the only folks you can safely assume are wearing them are those with the MAGA hats on.

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva
Spotted at the Hertz car rental at Charleroi airport (Belgium). Gotta wonder why you'd need to put up something like this.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Pookah posted:

Today's the 35th anniversary of the death of Luke Kelly (famous irish singer and activist), and as is traditional, a statue has been put up in his honour. In fact, two statues have been put up.

The first is pretty cool I think:


and then there's

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The second one looks like Bob Ross was encased in carbonite.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Smoke posted:

Spotted at the Hertz car rental at Charleroi airport (Belgium). Gotta wonder why you'd need to put up something like this.



because its Belgium

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Pookah posted:

and then there's

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hello, is it me you’re looking for?

I can see it in your eyes.

I can see it in your smile.

You’re all I ever wanted, and my arms are open wide~

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

cohsae posted:

In this house, we do redrum

REDRUM because RETHGUALSNAM was too hard

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Pookah posted:

Today's the 35th anniversary of the death of Luke Kelly (famous irish singer and activist), and as is traditional, a statue has been put up in his honour. In fact, two statues have been put up.

First thing I thought of. I'm so sorry.


Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Smoke posted:

Spotted at the Hertz car rental at Charleroi airport (Belgium). Gotta wonder why you'd need to put up something like this.



It's Belgium, they invented (and perfected) 'fries'. Hence the name, Vlaamse friet.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

First thing I thought of. I'm so sorry.



dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

First thing I thought of. I'm so sorry.




Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





:golfclap:

Edit: Help me and dumb. fix Luke Kelly's statues here!

Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 21:22 on Jan 30, 2019

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Tallychyck/status/1090708924209061888

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


2019: Become the monster. And bear its young.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
reminds me of this classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

That woman wants to speak to my manager doesn't she

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Smoke posted:

Spotted at the Hertz car rental at Charleroi airport (Belgium). Gotta wonder why you'd need to put up something like this.



I knew it would be Belgium before reading your remark. It's the first time I see this sign, but as a Belgian the answer is obvious to me: They don't want people to stink up their workplace with the smell of cold frying grease. Maybe there is a frietkot right next so people would come in with food.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Statistically speaking, yes, there is a frietkot right next door

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

I don't know what a MILF is

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

nerdz posted:

I don't know what a MILF is

Monster Intravenous Liquid Fusion

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

She's not wrong.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Man, Carmela Soprano got weird as the series went on.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Goddamn, even I know a loving phi when I see one. And 6. 6. 6. is not Six hundred and sixty six.

No. It is not a Christian company. It is not. Thank you for that Revelation to rival St. John's.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
that monster lady is amazing

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
could God make a manager so inaccessible this lady wouldn't demand to speak with Him?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

marshmallow creep posted:

My wife and I remember an anime called Tenchi Muyo. Her head looks like Ryo-oki, the space rabbit/cat thing.

tfw your whole head situation is like an improbable animal.








Blind Rasputin posted:

Ugh. This is gross but last week I was working my usual night shift and at 3am a patient did exactly the same thing described above, but it was ALL blood. Just blood all over the room and the walls of the bathroom and toilet, they were covered in it. I had to rush them to CT scan and get IR and GI specialists all mobilized asap. Person came out the other side just fine, bleeding got stopped, but it seriously left them and everyone else pretty loving shell shocked!

https://i.imgur.com/EDzQsyQ.gifv

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

This lady was on Tosh.o, she isn’t a parody or satire she’s 100% sincere.

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

Watch to the end.

https://twitter.com/zumrudaaa/status/1089958860121669632/video/1

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

lol :same:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
You'd think Fiddy would have the $ for the fanciest red wine with his forgotten Bitcoin money but that Instagram vid is still gold.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Android Apocalypse posted:

You'd think Fiddy would have the $ for the fanciest red wine with his forgotten Bitcoin money but that Instagram vid is still gold.

His gimmick is he pretends to be rich but actually is broke as gently caress. To the point he personally had to declare bankruptcy in 2015.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Android Apocalypse posted:

You'd think Fiddy would have the $ for the fanciest red wine with his forgotten Bitcoin money but that Instagram vid is still gold.

He hasn't actually gotten his skull back in this timeline.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
no landerig voted 1

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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



What the hell is "Salad" if "Cabbage" is listed separately

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