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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pookah posted:


I do not think they are trying any more - peanut flippsen must be one of the most german things I've ever seen, (though wikipedia now tells me they are actually extremely Israeli.)

Peanut puffs (well they're corn with peanut sprayed on) are awesome and low cal.

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007





I also eat handfuls of cheese and pepperoni when I'm making a pizza but I don't consider it to be part of a special diet :colbert:

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Pookah posted:

Today I paid another vicarious culinary visit to the US via the fevered imaginations of Lidl's food buyers:


I don't think I've heard of stuffed schnitzels being a thing outside Germany, but they are trying - see that authentically American tex-mex filling!

would so hard, like a redneck cordon bleu

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

The weird thing is that other country-themed specials from Lidl are quite decent. Like the feta they sell during greek week is quite nice for its price(admittedly a low price but still), but somehow the 'murica products are absolutely horrible.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Pookah posted:

Today I paid another vicarious culinary visit to the US via the fevered imaginations of Lidl's food buyers:



With a hand in to show scale - this is the largest bag of snacks/crisps I have ever seen. You could fit at least one, maybe two small children into this bag.
Now that's American as gently caress: super sized portions and packaging

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Randaconda posted:


sorry to doxx a goon

I can't figure out what's bulging in that cargo pocket :confused:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

LadyPictureShow posted:

I can't figure out what's bulging in that cargo pocket :confused:

Pizza rolls.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




LadyPictureShow posted:

I can't figure out what's bulging in that cargo pocket :confused:

Pizza rolls

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LadyPictureShow posted:

I can't figure out what's bulging in that cargo pocket :confused:

Pizza rolls!

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Randaconda posted:


sorry to doxx a goon

A while back a coworker of mine was getting off shift for the day and she was checking her pockets before she left. She finds some McDonald's fries in her coat, goes 'oh, forgot about these!' and then starts eating them.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Napoleon, gimme some of your tots

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



:negative: How could I have been so blind?!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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I would demolish that orange chicken pizza if it were sweet and sour pork

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
A coworker introduced me to the term "pocket chicken". I guess a childhood friend of his would occasionally have drumsticks in his pants pockets for later consumption.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

TotalLossBrain posted:

A coworker introduced me to the term "pocket chicken". I guess a childhood friend of his would occasionally have drumsticks in his pants pockets for later consumption.

My roommate has kept baked potatoes in her apron for work snacks.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Iron Crowned posted:

My roommate has kept baked potatoes in her apron for work snacks.

That's a winter tradition! Put a warm potato in your pocket and it'll keep your hand warm for hours. Then you get to eat a plain cold potato.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Facebook Aunt posted:

That's a winter tradition! Put a warm potato in your pocket and it'll keep your hand warm for hours. Then you get to eat a plain cold potato.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Data Graham posted:

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.

Today our escalator was busted and I thought of Mitch

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Have a si.. Wait, what the gently caress, olives?

Like, honestly, I kind of get the Doritos... But loving olives?

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo



Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Black olives are a common taco and nacho topping, in the US at least.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Black olives are a common taco and nacho topping, in the US at least.

Maybe it's because I'm in San Diego but they certainly aren't here. I sometimes see them as part of the garnish at sit-down Mexican places that cater to old people who like bland food (and I always pick them off) but that's it.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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The fact black and olives are on separate lines bugs me

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Black olives are a common taco and nacho topping, in the US at least.

Yeah and it's nasty and wrong.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
Apparently Gab is not as good for recipe advice as it is for dick pill spam and fascist frog memes.

https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1090339920969895936?s=19

More here-

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gabs-racists-terrible-cooking_n_5c51aecbe4b0d9f9be6b5012/amp?i5m=&__twitter_impression=true

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002


The worst part of that is still the horrible low quality camera and lighting, but that recipe that requires adding olive oil to the pasta water (NO) and rinsing the pasta halfway through boiling (???????) makes me mad.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Comes in a Blizzard, goes out a Volcano

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender








Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KgRLLPOHq8

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

goddamn that looks gross

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

That mixture would be absolutely devastating at 2am when you are under about 12 blankets. It'd be like, a tactical nuclear exchange. But, honestly, would.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Rotten Red Rod posted:

[...] and rinsing the pasta halfway through boiling (???????) makes me mad.

how would you even do that without screwing it up since you're taking hot pasta and presumably pouring cold water on it, and why would you even fuckin do that since its already IN water so why does it need washed at all, and wouldn't this make it take longer to boil...

I have so many thoughts on this.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Slippery posted:

how would you even do that without screwing it up since you're taking hot pasta and presumably pouring cold water on it, and why would you even fuckin do that since its already IN water so why does it need washed at all, and wouldn't this make it take longer to boil...

I have so many thoughts on this.

Nazis, man. They’re inhuman.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ditch the olives and that's a walking taco. Would

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Iron Crowned posted:

Ditch the olives and that's a walking taco. Would

My first walking taco was only like 3 years ago. They're amazing. I'm apparently a disgusting horrible trash person because I prefer Fritos to Doritos, but I stand by them being the superior choice.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Solice Kirsk posted:

My first walking taco was only like 3 years ago. They're amazing. I'm apparently a disgusting horrible trash person because I prefer Fritos to Doritos, but I stand by them being the superior choice.

Fritos are nice because being a smaller strip size they don't need to be crushed or crumbled for a spoonable texture.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Solice Kirsk posted:

My first walking taco was only like 3 years ago. They're amazing. I'm apparently a disgusting horrible trash person because I prefer Fritos to Doritos, but I stand by them being the superior choice.

Fritos are definitely the better option, but I wouldn't turn down one with Doritos

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Solice Kirsk posted:

My first walking taco was only like 3 years ago. They're amazing. I'm apparently a disgusting horrible trash person because I prefer Fritos to Doritos, but I stand by them being the superior choice.

Nonsense. Fritos are the gold standard for the walking taco. Ignore those Doritos heretics.

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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

AlbieQuirky posted:

Nazis, man. They’re inhuman.

Seriously.

of all Hitler's crimes against humanity, inspiring this has to be top ten

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